RBS Status

<Edited 06/12/09 - Since recent posts following the one where I said we are gonna be a little more feminist,

Sameed (and me in one post) has been only the opposite. He's lost the ability to write properly like the May-June posts. So I am deleting one of his posts and the Law of Interconversion I placed few days before. Since we're soon gonna leave school and Actually meet Real girls, there are real chances of blowing our rep even before we get to talk. So Peace people....and LuV ♥♥♥♥♥AlL yA wOMeN FOlk oUT tHERe....LOL...that was my first attempt at being gay feminist>

Despite all attempts made by the RBS members to update its economic status among the free blogs in the virtual world of the Internet, we couldn't keep our profits up. With the ongoing recession, the total number of people reading the blog decreased to an all time low. According to CNN, we went into heavy losses of BP 1.5bn in the last quarter of 2009 even after propagandas to encourage readers to look this way. Among many of these propagandas and agendas to call in readers one that was expected to work, didn't. It was the policy of talking about the good posts before potential readers. According to other sources they did manage to produce creative entertainment ideas but simply couldn't put them to work due to time shortage experienced due to the upcoming examinations.
RBS Chairman Rahul has called upon a temporary shutdown until exams are over and is planning to sync the 100th post with the day of May 27th. Until then the site is gonna be in inventory and will be in hibernation.

Rahul RK
~Busy busy busy~

"I Hate Men"

What seems to be the origin of feminism is really explained in this website. Why do women hate men??? I mean seriously all we do is NOTHING. Literally.

http://isitnormal.com/story/i-hate-all-men-26670/

Read all the comments of jazzy88 who seems to be reeeeaally pissed at men. She hates men sooooo much. Also she mentions that women made washing machines and disposable diapers.....Notice something? Neither of them are used in fields concerning men....Men can survive without washing clothes and dont have to bother about babies....So no thank you.....
Contradicting and totally disgusting thing....http://isitnormal.com/story/hot-dad-28737/

John Joseph sir has to read this. It'll totally change his views about feminism. We should create our own anti-feministic aka Menistic movement to bring awareness among men about the total unreasonable discrimination of men using derogatory terms like "stupid","fat","lazy",etc. What difference does it make to the world if we are fat??? Seriously I dont have any problem with it and considering that I am naturally repulsed by fat people, it says a lot. I guess they have no consequence on the Earth. Same is the case with Lazy people. Also there are stupid lazy fat women too. Categorizing all men as Stupid Immature Rude Fat Lazy Ugly Insensitive Disgusting Mean Useless Gross Strange is not correct. We are not SIR FLUID MUGS. Whose that?

Piece Out Bitches....both men and women....

Rahul RK
~Water water not a drop, all I've got is Drinks~

Aftermath of the foundation day

I did not go to see the foundation day, but got to listen what happened. Apparently Roshan {captain} fainted and took out the piano in front of him along with the drums and other stuff and the Chairman kept stopping in mid-speech. He was convinced that Azaan was going on somewhere…and Ehtisham had his head down the whole day. BMS’s dance was the only thing that was worth watching in the whole 3 and half hours of crap. Nofel was named the ‘Best Outgoing Student’ {I don’t know what criteria were they choosing under…Roshan would have been a way better option} Alex was named the ‘Best 11th Grade Student’ {I think these people got their points mostly for butt kissing}
Then we got to the suspensions and expulsions in the school this week. Ansaar got expelled. And another guy, called Bilal, got suspended for a week and after I heard the reason why, I was…I don’t know what I was feeling exactly. Anyways, He and his girlfriend apparently used to send messages and talk once every few days during school hours {really stupid}. So the girl gets caught {by Solomon sir’s wife} during class and she is given a choice…1.}Phone confiscated, girl suspended and parents called. 2.} Phone confiscated, boy caught and girl set fee without suspension. The girl chose the obvious choice and told the teacher everything about him {which was not much, just the name and mobile number}. But she needed to catch him red-handed, so she pretends to be the girl and {the whole story is told by Bilal by the way} sends him a message saying that she wanted him desperately and other stuff {he showed the message and I could not believe a teacher could be that obscene…maybe Solomon sir did not satisfy her properly and so she was dirty talking herself to pleasure…}. The guy did not read the message but sent the following back, “I am in Bio lab right now and sir keeps asking questions to me so see you later.” With that one stupid, I mean really stupid remark he was caught. There were only 60 students out of the 18,000 who had bio lab period and sir could point out the guy. So he was suspended for a week. Moral of the story-Think before you do something/Never trust a girl…especially if she is dirty talking
Sam
… ACDC dance battle was awesome, but they lost…asshole Miley supporters, supporting a no talent slut…

RBS Journal Project : Late Submission

EXPERIMENT TO DETERMINE THE SEX OF A SUBJECT
by Rahul "Dr. Who Cares" RK, PhD Googling, PhD Comedy.

Objective : To determine sex of a given person/subject without lifting up the lower garment/undergarment.

Test Subject Details:
Name: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Alias : Lady GaGa
Gender: Female (according to the Falsehood Disseminator (otherwise known as the World Wide Web) )
Discovery: approx. 23 years before
Identifying features: Natural Brunette but Unnaturally Blonde, Eccentric dressing style, Singing disability causing subject to stutter at consonants like P and B, Annoyingly slutty behaviour (Paris Hilton Syndrome caused due to P1H1), dopey look, and ability to camouflage in American crowd (a recently developed White Blonde-y Syndrome)

Notice bulging crotchal area and toned muscular legs.

GaGa (left) getting infected with P1H1 Virus from Paris Hilton (right)

Introduction
Known details: Subject known to be a lesbian but dating a guy which is quite common for all American women. Has been fighting the wild rumors of being a hermaphrodite or a cross-dresser for quite some time now, but the persistence of an internet armed with a picture taken from a video at the Glastonbury Festival, plus an equally persistent "quote" attributed to the pop star, has morphed the entire controversy from Lady Gaga as hermaphrodite, a person having the physical genitalia of both sexes, to that of a man (an individual with a penis) wearing a dress (being gay). 


Theory:
According to video and image evidences provided by public information source Youtube.com, many speculate the sex of the subject. On one hand, the video is considered to be a fake. On the other hand, the first theory is contradicted by the fact that the video quality is too bad that it couldn't possibly faked. On the third hand, the video quality is good enough to see the thing that hangs from the crotchal area.
Evidence : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Jt_JxGYn0
The thing that hangs in the crotchal area is a peach/pale brown cylindrical object that happened to move about exactly like a penis when swirled around. According to the restriction of movement of the object, it seems to be like a semi-erect schlong. This is supported by the fact that she was hyperventilating, moaning, and whispering when she tried to get down the scooter.

Possible Suggested Hypothesis:
1. She is a dude.
2. She is a hermaphrodite.
3. She's a wannabe dude.
4. She's a wannabe hermaphrodite.

My Hypothesis: 
Based on the above mentioned, all are possible. But the fact that the scrotum was absent or not visible, she might not be a dude thus contradicting PSH 1.
Therefore the only possible hypothesis that can be formulated is,

 The penis like structure might be a peach colored stick-tampon that happened to come out halfway and hang around her crotch due to the friction caused by the movement/rubbing action done on the scooter seat.

Result: The given subject Lady GaGa is a lesbian with a stick up her vag. I'd still hit that.

Bibliography : Google.com
Acknowledgements :  The Crap Generator aka The Internet

Rahul RK

~P-P-P-Padinhata P-P-P-urayil Face~

© Copyright 2009 RBS Journal unLimited. All Rights Reserved. Forever.

Epiphany’s…

We are slowly pushing towards the 100th post and nothing’s happening. I am more bored than I have ever been. From the past 15 minutes I have been blank…just staring at the laptop’s screen waiting… I usually thought that our group was like of a bunch of rejects joined together, but I never thought anyone noticed it. Rahul would probably have been like Jaffer or Fazian you know like a person from that group. I don’t know what I would have been…probably some idiotic wannabe gangster. And so on… I guess that’s why other people come to us after they are kicked out of their groups. Like Uday…or Savio etc. But we are here now so guess there is nothing we can do about it. @Rahul…I wouldn’t have said stuff like that {“neither is your wiener”} because I actually consider what the person is feeling at the point and saying stuff like that {especially when he trusts you} is wrong. And Benjamin is a carefree guy {people like him because of that}…Rahul might pretend to be but he’s not. His brain works overtime. Like I don’t think it would have been taken as a sex offence…unless you would have smiled I guess. But still Rahul is right, that would have occurred to me a little later I guess. It’s like I don’t notice stuff when it happens and later when I am free, I repeat the incident in my head and I realize my mistake.
Still Rahul is Rahul, Ben is Ben and I am Sameed, We are how we are for a reason and there is no point in thinking why. So...whatever.
Sameed Ahmed
… Physics is so boring…everything is so boring, hate this monotonous life…

Not Free...FREEZE!

Clearly boredom is damn boring. Now I realize how Sameed felt when he was stuck in the airport. Its basically "You have a net connection but nothing to do with it. Only thing you can do is keep something for download and all you do is wait for it to get over."  Brrr.....its frickin' cold in here....
Its ever so rarely that I come up with good posts. Thats always when I'm slightly sleep-deprived or excited about something. Sadly the bed over here is awesome and Excitement word is absent from my dictionary now that I'm here. However I'm thinking of something for our Platinum Post. Hope its really good.
 Usually my old friends contact me only when I'm already preoccupied with some other task(S). And all the time I miss their calls or forget to come online.  But now Im totally waiting desperately to chat with Sadath at 8pm. Life's shit here. My dad's been gone from morning and I'm just waiting for him to return back. I'll have someone other than my mom to talk to. And also someone to do the talking stuff. I might sound all super confident and smart and all in class, but I chicken out if I'm expecting a conversation with someone totally unknown especially women. Just in the morning when the room service guy came for breakfast, I was totally excited to see a Mallu guy! Weird ryt? He spoke to me in English only but still it was kinda relieving to see someone of the same race [mallu race] stuck up in here. But before that while calling the room service, a lady had answered the call and I sorta froze for a microsecond before I replied. I ended the call saying "Thank You Very Much" as if she had just given me a phone sex orgasm or summin.
But even before that my dad had called up room service and asked for an adapter for the laptop. And so a lady showed up with it and my dad told me to show her the plug end. I went towards my laptop bag and by the time I turned around I realised she was right behind me. I just showed her the plug end and she showed the adapter end. I moved forward to plug the adapter in her hand but all of a sudden some part of my brain screamed, "Don't!" I didnt know why but I just did what my mind said. I stopped midway and she took it from me and plugged it in and gave it to me. Only afterwards I realised why my brain stopped me and trust me you'll see why it was a pretty wise move, or in this case wise stop.
The plug end in MY HAND represents something and the plughole in HER HAND represents something. If I had actually plugged it in when it was in her hand and then by some dumb chance of luck looked into her eyes, I would have been classified as a sex offender.
 Now I realize why people want to go back to India or people want co-education. The're totally right because we should have a mixed society where we can learn to communicate. My self esteem is not what anybody would describe as "mighty and large" [Im pretty sure that Sameed wouldn't be able to come up with an instant comment for that sentence like I do for everything....for your info, in this instance you're supposed to say, "Neither is your weiner"] So it needs tweaking and stuff for making it compatible with girls. In short I'm no better than Sameed.
What I like the most about Benjamin is that he doesn't have to phase all this. Everybody love Benjamin. He has had many gal pals in the beginning, then he has studied in a co-ed school, and he now hangs out with gals in his prayer group. Have you guys wondered why he's so boring/bored in the morning? Its because he's wondering when he can get home away from us loners....and also because his toilet needs are quite frequent.
Just another 20 hours to go and then I'll be free....to study Physics. I did bring my book but I'm least interested in it right now.
I really really do hope my team wins in Chem. k...im lying....I really really hope I beat Kais in Chemistry. If I don't, I might just run out of space on my pissometer.
All the good posts are gonna start after this coz its the countdown to 100th.
My mom just asked me what I'm typing. And you wouldn't believe I became speechless. Can't tell her I'm blogging. And definitely can't tell her what I'm blogging. If I do, the blog might shut down even before the 100th post.

RAHUL RK
~90TH POST. 10 MORE~

Bahrain

Okay here I am in the tiny "boring" country of Bahrain. I've been here for around 14 hours now and I'm pretty much in a state of Purgatory. My purgatory is a state of mind when basically I'm sooo bored that I'm as if in between life and death. All I did yesterday was watch tv, eat and sleep. Basically everything I do at home minus the computer.
Well I did take my computer, but the wifi is unfortunately not free. Well Im in Regancy Intercontinental Hotel in some part in Bahrain[its really a small country...you speed at 180, you might get launched off into the sea]. Its 5star so obviously every piece of shit is damn overpriced. The wifi im using now is 50Sr per hour. I basically took a 500Sr Shit today. CocaCola costs 1.5BD. All other beverages costs around 7.5BD. Today's Continental Breakfast cost 150 bucks for 2 people. And that was the cheapest on the menu.
The TV has over 150 channels and they suck too. utorrent doesn't work. And its pretty much the biggest problem.
Now lets see the good side. There isnt any.
Oh btw there isnt any hose pipe like usual toilets do. So i had to sit in the bidet with water shooting at my ass.
Or there was the option of using toilet paper and wiping my ass. It kinda freaks me out.....
I have to stay here till tomorrow. Pisses me off pretty bad....Only person I can hang out with is Varun. And I surely don't wanna do that. Over that its his bday today.
And oh....I wouldn't get an Ipod....
pretty much the worst week....Hope November doesn't work that way....

Rahul RK
~ You want sum BD....Dont hurt daddy's BD~

Courtesy Tag-Alongs

Since I didn't wanna sound desperate for the Ipod touch, I didn't ask my dad to go to eXtra. But when he said "lets go out" I thought he was gonna get it. Instead we went to that dusty clothes shop Al Obeidi and searched for some new shirt for my dad. We had to stay there for over an hour and a half. Pissed me pretty badly. Cant breathe properly.
 Also since I wanted to hint my dad that I'm awaiting the ipt, I told him that today the Ipod stocks will arrive. He said, "Then we'll see tomorrow." Pretty much made my day.
I totally forgot about Chemistry and stuff. No time anyways. Didn't get anything done today at all actually. Thought of washing my converse a week back...still didnt get it done.
I did say there was gonna be a Kanye West Special to Sameed and Tanveer [and Benjamin...but he's not counted naturally]. But since I might get the Ipod touch tomorrow or so [or maybe never] I will try to post from the device, so that I can get some practise. Naturally this all means that I'm gonna flunk the boards.
Not all that great today....Guarantee of a better post tomorrow....

Rahul RK
~This one was more like a courtesy post~

Proof!!!

Here’s the final proof that weird stuff just doesn’t happen to me…it also happens to the people around me. My chacha {dad’s younger brother} and his family were leaving today for India. They made the decision of wrapping everything and leaving Saudi around a month ago. Everyone knew this decision was hasty and couldn’t be done and they will not leave on 1st November. But somehow they finished packing everything and some things that couldn’t be sent {not enough money} were going to be put in our house. And today when it looked like they were going to go…the baggage was sent tickets were rechecked and they were going to enter the gate…and the guy calls another fellow and then confirms something and tells that my cousin can’t travel because his passport has expired a year ago……
A year!!!not a month or so, then you can give an excuse that you did not see that but a year. Weirdest part is that it wasn’t noticed when approving the exit-reentry paper or while buying the ticket or by the baggage approval but it was caught at the last stage. Apparently it would cause a ruckus in India where the guy will have to spend the time in jail while his passport is renewed and since its India there is no guarantee that it will be done in a month. Then the baggage had to be relocated and removed but only of my cousin and so he stays with us till his passport gets renewed and he is told by the country to kindly fuck off.
Sam
…wanted to go to Shaheen sirs tuition and party but got stuck with this instead…

Halloween tonight

No idea what’s special about Halloween and so just spending it doing usual stuff. As we grow closer to our 100th post {on which Rahul has called as his post} our lives are getting crappier {no idea how the two things are related}
Anyways, on Thursday we had a visit from C.F. Joseph {counselor} come to our school for a speech {which started late but ended on time}. But he managed to do something that I have never seen anyone do in our school……and that is gather the complete attention of everyone present. The guy said Indian’s have a tendency of crowding around something and that is something that we should correct……as soon as his speech was done some of the kids went and crowded around him and the exit…
Our TV busted a few months ago and I was asking my dad if we could throw it {it was like 26 years old…I would say high time to get a new one} but my dad said he couldn’t throw it because he had it before he had us so he felt some kind of attachment to it {weird comparison} and so he said he would give it for servicing and give a wrong number so that if it cannot get repaired they can throw it or if it gets repaired then they can keep it because {he finally agreed with me!!! yes} we will be going in 4 months anyways and we can’t take the TV back and it will just be a distraction to me {so he looked at it from another angle} But the best part is when he asked for the number I told him the first number that popped into my mind………and that was the number of the counselor that he had given in the morning…and according to my dad they will give a missed call to remind the mobile number guy to come and take it away…and the counselor told us that if we give him a missed call, he will call back from Dubai.
After that I just believe that I bring bad stuff on myself and the other stuff happens because I keep saying that I am bored and so I will never complain again that I am bored.
One other thing…today Laxmi ma’am walks out of the male staff room, adjusts her dress near the shoulder {I think the bra…if she wears one}, wipes something off her lip and walks away saying, “Thank you very much for that, sir.” And Arshad sir comes out and say, “No problem.” And goes back inside to throw something {evidence…} and walks out adjusting his pant and says hi to me {first time ever…must be in a good mood}…Now if anyone did not understand that-it looked like they both just had sex and came out.
Well that’s it, hope a new RBS times comes out soon. And a lot of polls have come up…let me add to it. And the 90+ club did a mass bunk today…partly because of me.
Sam
…I am so bored…

Twitter Twat

It kinda pisses me off not finding any posts on a weekend. And over that nobody's voted on the blogpoll. Arrgh!
Since you're all here for reading celebrity-trashing, here goes....
 MILEY CYRUS, the slut-in-the-making, went off-road with her plans of publicizing every move she makes, including her trips to the toilet, by deleting her twitter account. [American teenage girls and Benjamin going ..."AAAAAAAAAARRGHHH!! NO MILEY!!! DON'T DO ITT!!! WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR COUNTRY ACCENNNNTTT!!!"]
Weirdly [quite expected ..."right y'all?"] she uploaded a rap video on youtube about her quitting.

The Disney way of saying "fuck ya!! or "Up in there!!"

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2009/10/miley-cyrus-says-goodbye-to-twitter-with-a-rap-courtney-loves-account-is-removed.html

OK first of all Miley/Hannah/Junior AmyWinehouse/Mrs Benjamin, nobody gives two shit about your twitter account. If you quit singing in your annoying voice or quit living we'd be thankful. And oh btw, You Can't Rap!
She actually said in her video, "And the truth is that I like looking at Katy Perry and Britney"...so basically she's leaving twitter coz she's "got no time" coz she's a lesbian....How does that add up?
This lady [she's got boobs...so we assume he/she is a lady...refer above pic] is really addicted to attention obviously that she couldn't let go of the momentary attention that people gave her when she appeared topless, broke-up with one of the Jonas retards, did a stripper pole dance-move in a Disney concert, and now when she deleted her twitter account. Really does she run on public attention or something? She's one of those people who are evolving backwards I guess....or maybe she figured out Twitter is for Twits....

Wait wait....shes' absolute normal considering what Kanye West said about twitter....he's actually obsessed with it too. LOL. He should be the brand ambassador of Retards in Mainstream Hollywood.....

The Boy Who Lost his Tranquility
~"P-P-P-Poker Face, P-P-Poker Face!! ma-mum-mum ma!! - Cartman rules!!!!!!!"~

WTF is up wid her?

 Megan Fox might be the hottest woman on the planet right now but she seriously has some issues with her sexuality.....

http://celebrilarity.com/2009/09/17/megan-fox-is-not-super-excited-about-her-image-rolling-stone.html

Speaking about powerful vaginas, has anyone else ever been so stupid about their sexuality? I mean other than Lady Gaga and Zac Efron....and Tom Cruise of course...and not to forget Kanye West, the Gay Fish.
Anyone up for a vagina? Oops did I say vagina? I meant Treat....Ideas flow into my head everytime I sit idle. Only problem is that we don't actually have time to execute them. But still you're all in for a treat ...really soon.....and when I mean really soon, I mean sometime before March....

Rahul RK
~Morning after Dark~

My Bad Luck

Most people would not believe bad luck could happen to them but it happens to me on a regular basis so no big deal.
Wednesday I had come home with a lot of stuff to write and as soon as I sat down, my dad comes and tells me we have to go to Riyadh {some meeting he had}. Since I would be alone in the house if he left I was dragged along. I managed to get my laptop and the stuff to write and we left for Riyadh. I missed the Thursday class {cause I am in Riyadh duh!} and I wanted to get my English project printed. It was Thursday night and my uncle {in Riyadh} was too lazy to get up and go out. The entire next day we searched for a place to print out the assignment and all the stores were closed or were having their computers formatted {why today of the freaking 365 days}. Anyways we reached Dammam and my uncle had also come for some reason and he told me that I should go with him early in the morning on Saturday to his office where he would get the print out. I really did not argue so I agreed. Woke up at 5:30!!! Got dressed and went to his office {Dammam branch} with him and we reached around 6:40 {he was moving as ‘fast’ as he could} at first he tried to download the driver in his laptop and it did not work. He then turned the entire office system on and told me to do it while he went to the bathroom. I just opened the internet explorer and a sudden message popped up that said, “This is an e-bomb. Take cover you sons of Bitches” and the entire network shuts down. Tech guy comes and gives everyone a day off saying it won’t be fixed by tomorrow.
We then went 6 floors above where the same company {my uncle’s} had rented another floor. There I noticed everyone’s morning routine in a big office. Come to office, check mail first. One guy brings tea/coffee for everyone…drink, relax and talk and if the boss comes just turn around face the computer and chat with the same guy instead. One guy was surfing for porn on the net {he had gone and I just looked at the webpage while everyone was talking, it was minimized} He was on some site which was giving the sex tape of any celebrity for $3.99. He comes back and asks my uncle, “What is the company’s PayPal account number?”………
We got half printed in the boss’s printer {only half because the printer ran out of ink…no comments}. Other computers could not open my files. The time was 8:50 now, so any chance of going to school was gone. I just asked my uncle to drop me back and started writing as soon as I came back. When my dad came for his lunch break I asked him if he could get the rest printed out. But he calls me from his office at around 5 to say the files are not opening in his computer…then I realized that I had saved the files in the latest word format and so it wasn’t opening. I told my dad this and he said that he is not going to be in his desk so I could just change the format and send him. But the files could not be found on my laptop. I then called my dad again and again and again and again and again but still no one picks up the phone. I called up Rahul and for 15 minutes I had to convince him just to send my dad a message on his mobile to call me back. I asked to give him a miss call first. And now seriously, what are the chances of the phone being turned off? My dad comes back home and tells me he will get the print out somewhere else. But my brother had come online so instead my dad and I start chatting with him. After an hour my dad says he will go and I went locked the door and when I came back to the room-Rahul, Tanveer’s girlfriend, another girl and Fahd {an old friend} were all online together and pissed off at me for something or the other…but it was still good that they came after my dad left.
And finally we reach today…
I begged Rahul to give me his laboratory record for like 10 minutes before he gave it to me…and before leaving Rahul asked where Benjamin had gone and I was going to show drumming classes and I start air drumming and hit my own hand {the right one} so hard on the wrist and now I can’t move my hand at all and I can’t write. Now does anyone have any complain about their luck?
Sameed Ahmed
…you feeling lucky, punk! Which movie was that again…

Bills

 Seriously the prices of Internet connection sucks here. And it does in India too. I have a 128kbps connection here and its too damn slow for my requirements. According to the call centre guy I was charged only 99 riyal. Since my dad tried upgrading, they must've added that too. But anyways it didn't get upgraded. They didnt inform about any data charges. The bill is now 46o+ . For 3 weeks. What a rip-off....
 That aint as bad as it seems. Because in India I got the BSNL connection for 1Mbps. My dad had actually gone to that centre and gotten that when I was in PC Thomes EC. So the one month I had over there, I enjoyed. Got around 40 GB worth of movies. Well my grandfather called up the day before yesterday, and told that his phone bill arrived and it shocked like the entire neighborhood. It cost 10,000 Rupees.
 Damn those telephone companies who don't actually even provide a wee little bit of information. Damn you Saudis+Indians!!!
90+ club sucks as usual but I ain't too hard on us yet. Hope that Irfan sir will not take the shit outta me on Tuesday.
Sameed is pretty pissed at me coz I tried to get off 5bucks from him for Physics Record. Well he can't say much about it coz he hurt his own hand and is probably paralyzed by now. [*fingers crossed*]
Btw Sameed, your Jamaican friend might be pissed at you because of your poll ------->
How do I know? Well..... I aint lying about the SpyCam.....I've got them everywhere...

Rahul RK
~ Don't Walk Away~

Confused

Today was very unpleasant day because of 90+ extra classes. It was annoyingly wasteful and crazy. Even Tanveer cracked and started talking to himself during the period. Lawrence's idea turned out to be lame [as expected].
I was on the web searching about jailbreaking my soon coming new member of my gadget family - The new Ipod Touch 3rd Gen 64GB! For those who donno whats jailbreaking, its basically installing a software to use a loophole in the firmware programming to install cracked applications. So actually its to get free apps for which you don't have to pay Apple App Store to use. Apparently there's a guy George Hotz or summin whose been jailbreaking all ipods and iphones these many years. He has two rival teams DevTeam and Red-summin who couldnt come up with a jailbreakin software for ipt3 and ip3gs b4 him. Well since he's been the most reliable compared to the others I checked out his blog and luckily got the software which released last week called blackra1n which is really cool. There was a small note also saying that the JB on ipt3 is a "tethered" one. I ignored it thinking it to be something very insignificant. Well today I got to know that tethered means that the device after JB can be rebooted only using the computer....imagine i hadnt known that and then someday i had to restart the device because of some tiny glitch and I didn't hav a computer around....that would be tragic...
So people are actually waitin for the rival teams to come up with an untethered version soon. According to them they aint even trying to make an untethered version. So basically I'm screwed. I gotta delay my thoughts of buying.
Message from Kais to Sameed : "Well will that fat bitch give me back my Chemistry book?"
PS: No ad-libbing in the previous statement.
I might make everybody take part in mass suicide if they keep Thursday class....

Rahul RK
~I lost my nack of GooD Blogging~

No Farting Zone

Yesterday, I went to Jarir for checking out some books on home plans (my dad wanted to see) and interior design (for my bedroom which is growing in size dad by day). We guys stood there looking at books totally forgot the time and all and it was around 10 wen we actually came out. While we were at the counter I was standing next to an average sized Lebanese guy who was waiting behind me. Nowadays exactly like JD of Scrubs, I drift of into my thoughts, but I don't fantasize as much as he does. So there I was waiting for my dad's credit card payment to get accepted with this guy standing right on my side. All of a sudden my thoughts came crashing down by some gross smell. The guy next to me turned around and looked around as if something interesting was happening at the movies section. Dude, this guy had something seriously wrong with his food. He had Farted as if he hadn't shit for years! I ignored him [what more could I do] and kept thinking about how my cousins would react after seeing my room. Again I drifted off into imaginary situations involving my future [faceless] college mates and GF [face and bodyless....only voice appearance] admiring my house....Again my thoughts were pulled down by that God awful smell. The guy fidgeted again after a few seconds and I was like "Yea right if you turn around nobody will smell your fart." The guy looked at me all of a sudden. Then only I realized that in the whole fantasizing thing I'd lost control of keeping my thoughts in my mind and had just blurted out what I thought. That was one really awkward situation........
After that I went to the barber to get a haircut. You wouldn't believe if I told you. While he was cutting my hair he too farted. Damn what are people eating nowadays!!! My day had shitty. Literally.
 My dad was thinking of getting my mom a new cell. Yeah that means I get my old cell back. Weirdly my dad was thinking of buying an iPhone for her. So basically that means I wouldn't get an iPod. But then I can trade my phone for hers. My dad later told me that my mom doesnt want a new cell and over that buying an iPod might save a lot more money but then it would be useless coz it wont have the phone function and then as Tanveer said I gotta carry two devices. What he said just caused more confusion for me.
Yeah....Anyways my dad finally agreed to get me iPod if i gave the final word anyday this week. The convincing took exactly 20 mins on Thursday. And by the way do you kno how much I collected????? 1040 SR!!!!! Pizza saves the day!!!! Details later...So that means........ IN YOUR FACE SAMBEN MUHFUKERS!!!!!!! I GET WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT COZ I CAN!!!!!!

My life is over anyways because of the 90+, Tests, Holiday Assignments, Torch, etc. No time at all!!!!!
So basically I'm gonna be more rare than Sameed. But I will post soon again.

Rahul RK
~ Headfirst, Fearless~

Need to Blog

I felt the need to urgently to blog so here goes. Past few days John sir has been giving speeches on racism and imparting his ideas. If we could record the speech and send it to any…any news channel they would immediately get him fired, sued and literally crucified to the point that he would commit suicide…the speeches were that racist and discriminating.
I am currently doing my English project. I choose “Evolution of Racism”…yeah John sir inspired me. And I found this site…I will write the exact article here.
“White indentured servants--criminals and poor, were expelled from Europe, Their enslavement was based upon class, unlike Indians and Africans which were based upon differences and color.
One of the earliest examples, which still exist today, is the caste system practice in India c. 1500 BC. The caste system is embedded into the Hindu religion in which fair-skinned Brahmins rule over the dark-skinned population.”
For one thing it was the fucking white douche bags that separated people according to colour of the skin. And the Indian system was based o the work they did……they might have gone a bit extreme with that but still. And all Indians are dark skinned, no white people to rule over Blacks {well there is one black guy-Benjamin and we all discriminate him…is that counted?}
We {Rahul, Vivin, Tanveer and I} were having an argument a couple of days ago and I have decided the only fair way is to keep a poll. The Argument-A Women looks hotter in naked or wearing clothes. Vivin and I said that a girl should have clothes but a bit revealing. Rahul and Tanveer said she should be completely dressed. Kais screamed like a little girl when he heard what we were talking about and Benjamin just looked away as though he couldn’t hear us. And now since we actually have readers {3 or 4 I think…} we can have a poll to decide the result.
Final announcement-The biggest RBS production movie has began with Director-Random Douche 1, Executive Producers- Random guy 2 and Random douche 1 and it’s going to star Random guy 2 and 3 and introducing in the lead-random douche 1. Only the writing has started so far by Random guy 2.
Sameed Ahmed
...have to complete english....

OneRepublic - Everybody Loves Me.mp3

One Republic's new album is gonna release...here's the promo single released online....

zSHARE - OneRepublic - Everybody Loves Me.mp3

Rahul RK
~hmmm....hmmm~

Back!

I have finally come back and have gone back into my routine {easier than I thought it was possible}. And no one’s changed, even Rahul is the same. The advertisement of him changing that lasted the entire last month was completely wrong. In fact he is better than ever, maybe he was like that or the excitement after seeing me, whatever, either way he is still the same. Anyways, trying to convince Benjamin to come back onto the blog and Rahul has started his money collection. At first anyone would think he was joking {for 2 days Ben has asked him if he was serious} but apparently he is dead serious. He actually asked us if we would pay him if he did our portraits. He has in fact thought of trying everything to earn money for the iPod.
Today John sir told us that guns are now going to be official in Saudi Arabia {awesome}. Then John sir continued yesterday’s topic about women being discriminated everywhere. Then he gave a religion wise view and he said since Islam was a “modern” religion, women were given more respect and the different casts were respected. No matter how “modern” Islam is, it’s still 1400years old {that is more than a millenium!} and the racial discrimination and respect to women thing was started like 80-90 years ago. Anyways why the hell was sir telling from the girl’s point of view-that they had to wear a ring…I mean even the guy has to wear so what was the big deal. And most of the things that they do is to compete with men. Talk about a huge ego. They feel discriminated even when they weren’t being discriminated against. Most of this is actually because the family guys in the immigration had kept holding up the line so I had to wait that long. No one ever complains about this. If you look at it, I {being a man} was being discriminated against by being told to go later and the woman got to go earlier. Why doesn’t anyone complain about that? They only show their side of the story {overly dramatic people} and the freaking male population believes it {I mean we out number them easily}. I am really still pissed off about having to stand in the line that long. Sir continued on and I am sure that he could've been sued for the discriminating talk that he did.
Nothing else to say…has to be the worst blog so far but still wanted to write it.
PS- I still have my laptop and I can come on net {once a week or something} and I kept this blog going while he was busy meeting pedophiles in his hostel so he can’t do this to me!!!!!!!!!
Sameed Ahmed
…10 more days and then I am completely alone…

Changes

Since we hav quite a lot of readers now (three), and the diversity of these ppl r quite mixed (im multiple ways) I've thought of making some changes in the writing style of this blog. We STILL stick to sarcasm and dissing on others, but we will make sure that we use less vulgar language and make lesser sexual innuendos. Quite contrary to the picture on the right.
Also Sameed's computer got taken away to Malaysia. So I dont think he's ever gonna post here again. The guest members cannot post also due to different reasons (didn't touch my comp since...., have tuitions to go to, I don't have time for anything other than FB). Basically lets say that its now RAHUL'S JOURNAL.
As I've mentioned before, now nothing can be expected to be free from me. So if you want to read more RBS Journal stuff (Incomplete Drafts by Sameed, Mythical Posts by Benjamin and Rahul's Best Hidden Secrets) you gotta pay. SR 20 per article. Last one costs SR25. Special discount for those who buy all of them.
Since after reading this, Sameed is gonna delete all his unposted drafts, I revoked his admin rights. Too late. :P
I'm really serious about this money matter. I might even sell you.
Here's a preview of the transforming cube that I'm ready to sell.

Have some pity on me....lemme collect atleat 100 bux to show my dad that I desaperately want it. He said yesterday that he wouldn't buy. Just help me out people! I might explode if you dont!
Since RBS Journal is gonna shut down for good soon, ideas of a finishing touch is being planned. More info later.

Rahul RK
~Wayne's world, I'm the cashier I change girls....~

Rest of My Journey

The rest of it was sucked badly. When I had first seen that Hasnain and Siraj were in the same flight, thought I would have some company. But Hasnain disappeared, and Siraj was more trouble than help. First I had an excess of 8 kilograms. The guy asked me to remove some stuff and give back to him. I had only removed 3 and shoved them into the Laptop and Guitar bags and he let it through without checking. So I managed to smuggle 5 kilos of stuff into the country {nice}. The people did not allow liqiuids onto the flight so I had to drink 1 liter water in one go and had to go for urgent bathroom break in the flight. I did not know that Emirates gives us food during our 12 hour transit. Siraj told me that and said that we needed our boarding passes for the meal and the food court was in one end of the airport and our gate was in the other {the Dubai Airport is really poorly planned}. Siraj said he would hold the boarding passes while I ate. And he forgot them while going back, and I remembered only after reaching our gate. Then I had to run {yes I said run} all the way back and get them. And then come back to get to the flight. Incidentally my seat was right beside Siraj’s. I watched Death Note 2 {the live action movie} in the Flight and I have to say the edit in the end was awesome. But L still dies. When we got down from the flight I went straight and stood in the line because I knew how long it would take so it was better to stand as quickly as possible. But then Siraj came and told me that I could come along with him as they would go as one family. But then even they were stopped and they had to stand in a shorter line {family} and I was sent to the singles line. I went and reached the front {finally after like 40 minutes}. And the guy says this line is only for new people and the re-entry people have another line go and stand there {he just had to stamp on my passport and visa and I would go….What a load of crap!!!} Then I stood in that line and when I was halfway through the asshole goes for a break and the line is disbanded. Then a Saudi brings all the re-entry people to one line and then separates the singles and the family. I was put in single. Then the family people go first then another guy checks everyone and see’s that I am still under 18 and removes me from the line and sends me back to another {What the Fuck!!! It’s just one stamp}. Then, one guys searches for all people coming from Emirates Airlines line by line. He checks every line and the line before mine doesn’t have any guy from the flight and so he stops at there and doesn’t check in mine. I went and told him that I too came in the same flight but then he says, “No, only the lines in which I check, I want. Go back and stand.” {aaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh. Stupid asshole} By the time I reached the front, everyone from my flight had gone and the 2 flights that came later than mine {Air India and Sri Lankan Airlines} were also gone. One women in the family actually saw me banging my head on the wall {I was frustrated} and got scared. Then the guy comes to check the re-entry people again and then scolds me for staying here even after coming from Emirates around 3 hours ago {Yeah it was my choice!!! I enjoyed waiting in the line for 3 hours with a laptop and a Guitar on my shoulders}. The he put me in a really small line. But the fucker sitting on the counter told me that the line was done right after I reached the front. The guy in the adjacent line told that I could go before him {and trust me I couldn’t thank him enough}, but the guy behind him {It was one of those freaking mallu’s that have a god complex and no patience} tells me to get to the back of the line. I gave him one look and said, “My flight arrived at 9:55 and I have been waiting for a really long time and I am really tired so please shut your fucking {yes, I actually said that to an adult….even though he was smaller than me it’s still a big deal} mouth and stand”. And I think the guy genuinely scared { I hadn’t slept so I think that gave me a scarier look}.My turn comes and 10 seconds in 10 seconds he stamps and enters in his computer and sends me off. For those 10 seconds I had to wait for 4 hours…4 freaking long and agonizing hours. By the time I went to baggage claim I was nearly out. I was parched and exhausted as hell. I got to a water cooler and the water put some life back into me as I took my 35 kilo stuff out of the place to the last baggage scan. And there he tells me to open my suitcase because I am smuggling magazines. I really had no energy to argue so I just showed him that it was my books and he asked for my passport and actually checked for my listing in a school. And when I finally got out of the airport it was 3:20 and the first person that recognized me was Anamma ma’am. She sees me and asks, “You are Saboor’s brother. How is he? Is he coming with you now? What is he doing?” Great. I am already exhausted and now this. So I had to explain to her everything and then she left me and then I went and saw my parents. And my mom gets worried cause “I looked Scary” {who knew I could ever be intimidating}. Then the janitor comes and asks for my passport {I had forgotten to take it from the guy}. Then I managed to stay awake till home and collapsed into the bed at around 4, I finally had some sleep, not a nap for an hour that ends in a weird dream but a real long sleep. I woke up around 2 and went straight to the airport {again….same clothes} to leave my mom. While coming back we went to visit my aunt to show that I had come back and we ate dinner and left. Came home around 10 and went to sleep. I woke up this morning and realized that I had been in the same clothes for 3 straight days. Nice!
Sameed Ahmed
…Feels good to be home…

Obama is Crazy...

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/Obama-seeks-light-and-knowledge-from-Diwali/articleshow/5125834.cms

Rahul RK
~Asatoma Sadgamaya, Tamasoma Jyothirgamaya, Mryuthyoma Amruthmgamaya~

Are Americans really that STUPID?

Seriously...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/834847/are_americans_really_that_stupid/

Rahul RK
~ And we thought they were conspiring against us~

Things I Would Do for 1700 SR

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Second to last day in Bangalore

Man!!!Time is not passing at all in this airport. And I feel sleepy for once and I can’t go to sleep {things might get stolen}. Anyways, On Tuesday, I had this urge to meet everyone at least once before going back to Saudi. And I also had this sudden really weird urge to read my horoscope. It read “your mood has been off from past few days {I haven’t been sleeping what you expect?} but as the day progresses your mood will improve but only after going worse. You will have more luck in relationships” And then something about my job but since I did not have one I didn’t mind reading it. And now here was my day after that.
We went to the farthest relative {my plan was to go far and slowly come back home with slight detours}. There the lady wouldn’t let us leave without eating {technically I did not have breakfast so it was tempting but I still had to go} But she kept us there till the last minute and then said she did not have stuff to prepare so we could go {it was more like I can’t waste my money feeding you people get out of my house right now}. The next relative at least offered water. Then another guy did not even invite us inside the house {and I wanted to meet these people; great way to waste a day}. The last relative was actually good person {one of the very few and I knew this from before; you could say I was saving the best for last}. He is my maternal grandmother’s younger brother {you wouldn’t think he was young enough to have sons younger than me but he is}. He wasn’t home so his sons {technically my uncles} decide to give me a treat to Go-Carting or Bowling. But Bowling was closed so we couldn’t go. Then out of the four 3 had mid-term exams so they couldn’t come. We decided to go to the track and it was big {way bigger than the one in Saudi} with way too many turns. My cousin asked to give us the carts with smoothest tires {so that we could drift more}. The experience was awesome!!! These were professional carts and not the kiddy ones like in Saudi. And then we were invited by the club members {whom we had just beaten in the race; despite coming here for the first time} to play Billiards {where we lost badly} Then they gave us another round in the cart {they were paying}. We beat them again {mostly cause my cousin [uncle] got a sudden asthma attack and took out all 3 of them in one go-good thing all of them were wearing helmets} Well, we were banned from ever going there again. Then we came back home and I finally had a meal in the day. And then I went back home and when I went online I actually managed to get rid of both of Tanveer’s girlfriends. So I guess everything went nearly according to the horoscope. I did have my mood go to worse and then improved and I even had luck in a relationship {the way I wanted it not by normal standards}. Guess it was God’s way to tell every dumb idiot in the worst possible place can still get lucky.
Sameed Ahmed
…I still have 3 hours left and I have already blogged twice, what else can I do…

Apple sues God

Apple isn’t stopping with Woolworths, it seems: The company is now suing God over the similarity between the apple fruit and its own apple-based logo.

Apple announced plans on Monday to sue God, citing “intense similarities” between the apple fruit and the company’s trademarked logo.

“We’ve become increasingly aware of the apple’s resemblance to the Apple logo,” a rare statement from Apple explained. “In attempting to locate the fruit’s designer, numerous documents have pointed us to God, so we decided to pursue our legal action in that direction.”

Apple’s new lawsuit comes on the heels of the company’s challenge against Woolworths Supermarkets, also made public on Monday. The grocery chain had recently revealed a new logo featuring a “W” stylized into the shape of an apple — a design Apple once again claims is too similar to its own. In both the argument against Woolworths and the one against God, Apple says the similarities could lead to consumer confusion.

“Look, clearly no other company, organization, or entity has the right to use that incredibly common shape in any way,” legal analyst Bill Loney tells eSarcasm. “I mean, do Woolworths and God have any idea who they’re messing with here?”

Indeed, Apple has kicked and screamed over its exclusive right to the apple shape plenty of times before. The company famously fought with The Beatles for nearly three decades over their usage of the symbol. Last year, Apple cried out when the city of New York created an apple-based logo for its GreeNYC campaign. And right now, Apple is reportedly taking action against at least two other organizations, one of which is an Australian pornography provider whose logo includes an apple with an arrow and a devil’s tail.

eSarcasm has learned Apple’s next targets may include the Little Apple Grocery and Deli in Manzanita, Oregon; the St. Peter’s Episcopal Church Apple Festival in Monroe, Connecticut; and the Hansen Orchards in Grove, Tasmania. The lawsuit against God, not surprisingly, is expected to trump all of those cases in both publicity and potential consequences. Experts expect the battle to reach the “highest courts possible,” though they weren’t completely clear on what exactly that meant.

God was not immediately available to comment on the matter. A spokesperson, however, promised the allegations would be taken seriously — despite, he said, the fact that they came from “an overrated company with one hell of a God complex.”

PS : Not my work...credits to some cool site i just found...my type of blogger.....

Rahul RK

~ Down, Down, Down, Down, Down ~

Finally

I am finally leaving India. No one has any idea how happy I am. I am sitting in BIA {Bangalore International Airport} and writing this. Okay, Hasnain and Siraj are both coming to Saudi Arabia with me and so I was busy talking with Hasnain and could not complete it. Well now I am in Dubai International Airport. And I choose to sit in a terminal where I can charge my laptop and be alone at the same time. But if I wanted privacy, the couple sitting in front of me also wanted it. They are sitting in front of me and kissing the crap out of each other. I am guessing they are British because of the accent. Anyways I am here to write about my experiences in India. Couple of days ago Tanveer had asked me to describe it in one sentence and I told, “Worst shithole ever to be fucked!” If you think I am exaggerating I say stop reading and get lost. I am dead serious. I had restless nights for two months. And last 2 weeks I couldn’t sleep at all. Trust me without sleep nothing ever looks good. An addition to that was Tanveer’s girlfriend. I honestly didn’t give a crap about her but because of my curiosity I went somewhere where any sane person would not go. Guess curiosity did kill the stupid cat. Then the really loud traffic of Bangalore and the neighbors destroying their balcony. After that the continuous drama that goes on inside the two houses {I mean my 2 grandparent’s houses where I was staying because my parents are not here} and me being stuck in the house the whole day because of my complete dependency {trust me whole day inside the house with old people is really frustrating}. Then all the other people continuously playing mind games just to find out more about how I think. All this added to my over exhaustion and huge head banging headaches and for a moment I even wanted to kill myself. It was completely sickening. Speaking of which; due to my bad health I was even more pissed off. So even though my head killing me right now; I am still doing this. Why, because I need to pass 12 hours in Dubai Airport and watching two people go non-stop for 8 minutes now is just too sickening so I need to do something else. I saw Taking of Pelham 123 and Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian in the plane on the way here. Taking of Pelham is very good. Doesn’t have a proper ending though. Night at the Museum is okay. Wow! This time the guy caught me staring and he gave me a thumbs-up…great.
Sameed Ahmed
…For some reason I can’t explain
I know Saint Peter won’t call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world…

Golden Moments So Far!

This post is completely for showing off this blog's good moments....
RBS Times
http://rapidshare.com/files/259947196/The_RBS_TIMES.doc.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/277236759/RBS_Journal_Times_Ed_2.docx.html
http://uploading.com/files/79cdm783/RBS_Journal_Times_Ed_3.doc/
http://uploading.com/files/1ebbf858/The%2BRBS%2BTimes%2Bed%2B4.doc/


The Movies
Wall Passer - http://rbsjournal.blogspot.com/2009/06/wall-passer-sameed.html
Teleporter 2 - http://rbsjournal.blogspot.com/2009/06/teleporter-2.html
CS THE MOVIE - http://rapidshare.com/files/277783885/15072009057.mp4.html


Other stuff....Bio related mostly
http://rbsjournal.blogspot.com/2009_06_01_archive.html


k vivin? now go nuts!
btw a video is missin off there...cudnt find...ill show u later....


Rahul RK
~Lets have some fun, this beat is sick.
 I wanna take a ride on your disco stick! ....Lady HermaphroGaga~

Our Latest Project!!

Since our previous movies have been very successful and popular [at least among those who I told about the blog], we're releasing our most recent hit....wid guest blogger #2 starring as the protagonist rapist superhero...u can expect no action sequences coz according to me, usually mallu action scenes suck...and btw its a sequel to an unreleased movie. So the "2" at the end of title
More to come...our plans are to couple Zac Efron with Random Guy#3 for the unplanned unscripted High School Muzik-Calls....Its stars everybody who's ever been on the blog....except my sister....
Anyways...whatever....hehe
CHECK OUT THE POSTER!

Rahul RK
~I wanna sleep!!!!!!~

Start of the last days in Bangalore

Today was the official "annual auto strike" {no comments} in bangalore. So spent the day indoors due to lack of transportation. But that was a good thing, at first. Our house is on the main road and so the continuous traffic usually gives me a headache {worse nowadays due to lack of sleep}. But it was quite in the morning as there were no auto's. But then the freaking neighbours decide to destroy the balcony so that the new born does not fall off. Bullshit! I mean the kid was fucking born 4 days ago. He wont learn walking for another year. The one day I could have been free, the fucking thing was blazing in my ear. So my head feels like it has been plit in two. I was thinking yesterday......Life is like a really unfair fucked up game. You play it, choose the correct options and you win and you get your reward {you go to heaven}. You screw up, choose wrongly and you get punished. Its fucked up because you cant start again. Its unfair because you have more wrong options then right ones. Well anyways forgot to say, I had gone to see the inauguration of the champions league{the cricket one...wish i could've seen the football one} live {as in I sat in the stadium} and the show was awesome. But then it got stupid as bangalore lost {I really dont care but i have to look like loyal right?}. While bangalore wa loosing, I realized somthing else. No one really uses my real name. My family calls me by my nickname {no one in school really gets it correctly though}, My cousins and some friends use 'Sam', And the other friends use; 'Goldie, Panda, Red Panda, Weasel, Brownie, Goldie, Goldilocks...'Only a few might actually have used it at some point. In fact only one person uses my name all the time-Adil chachu, who incedentally has 3 ps3's {no idea why?}. Rahul is right, I really should get some sleep...hoepfully it is possible. Now i have started the countdown for going home......
Sameed Ahmed
....life's a game but its not fair
i break the rules so i dont care
the only thing thats on my mind
is who's gonna run this town tonight.....{its the chorus from "run this town-Jay-z feat.Kanye West and Rihanna}

Disorder

Everywhere.....disorder. Nothing is going smoothly as they used to.
Usually I used to get time for completing homework (if any), watching movies And Fb-ing, chatting, blogging, flirting, joking around and hanging around outside after school. But now, I come home with many holiday assignments (all borrowed from Tanveer) and complete 50% of that, while watching movies. That leaves minimum time for the rest of the stuff mentioned above. So I have to stay up late always!
Talking about disorders, Sameed's sleeping disorder is gonna be a problem for him if he doesn't come back soon. Even I had Insomnia till the day school started...yesterday. Now I am sleep deprived....don't have time for it. All around me is confusing with school stuff .Chem Project shit [ahh!!!!!! its killin' me!] AND 90+ shit. Not even gonna prepare for it now that I gotta get my assignments done. Thursday morning will be hell.
I really wanna read The Lost Symbol. Since I don't have time, Tanveer gave the audiobook. I was thinking its gonna be really good and all. Well, it is really good. Except that now I don't have time to listen to it.
Torch shit is gonna pour upon me. The Retard got only 7 articles so far [the biggest one from me, 2 from other torch members, and some low lives like Zahid] and 6 poems and he's already ready to publish them. Real Buttvizor. Smelled like shit today too.
Over that I forget Maths everyday, I dont listen in English period [no point in it], I daydream in Physics period, I feel sleepy in Bio and I don't have time for Chem coz of the damn assignments.
Its hell from now. Really bad time to get the dsl working.
I'm totally gonna sleep in the Bio double plus 1 period tomorrow if i don't get to bed. So im out.
Oh and yeah, SP's latest ep was toooooo good. I totally love it. Never loved any ep more than this....Ike is cute! *gay sigh* :P

Rahul RK ....
<<<:::::lovin sobre mode! Sameed should try it sometime::::>>>

~ No....Thats Ignorant!! I'm not dead! I just have a skin condition...MaryJane ~

24

I decided to call it so because like the main guy in the series has insomnia and I recently found out that I do too. For the idiots who don’t know, insomnia is a condition where the person has difficulty sleeping. For me, it’s no sleep whatsoever. I hadn’t been sleeping well from past 2 months but then all of a sudden I couldn’t sleep at all. This angered everyone in the house as I needed something to do during the time and I chose to play. So a few days ago I joked to Tanveer that I didn’t sleep because I have insomnia {I said this cause I found insomnia intriguing just like laryngitis}. But when my aunt took me to the doctor and he said I have insomnia all I could think was that-Shit! Well anyways he said that it is caused mostly due to stress and change in sleeping atmosphere. And then he asked me if I had a girlfriend {seriously what the F$%# is with people. Why do they think every problem on god’s green earth is related to a girl!!}. I looked at him with a raised eyebrow. He kept saying it is okay, you can tell me I won’t tell anyone {he had sent my aunt out} and my patience was really running out {I mean really why can’t people think otherwise}. I asked him that and asked me what else could I be stressed about. And that’s when I realized; for the first time ever, I was actually worried about studies {What is happening to me!!!}. I told him that and I could say that he didn’t believe me. He told me insomnia was not actually disease, it is a condition showing mental instability {if this guy tells me once more that I am crazy I am going to kill him. I am seriously running out of patience}. He told me to get back to Saudi as quickly as possible because I was used to that and it could help me get back to normal {I would have killed him for that but I was out of energy and my head was killing me}. Anyways, I am dead bored {an extra 8 hours can make a day unnecessarily long}. Cool listen to this,
“A recent study shows that “whatever” is one of the most common words used in a conversation. And a poll shows that it is the most annoying word used in a conversation and it places above “you know”, “Anyways” and “what if”.”
Anyways, you know; all I can say right now is whatever; there is no what if I didn’t get stressed in this situation. Yes! I used every single annoying word in a sentence to make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Anyways, sorry for the lack of sarcasm, I am tired {a lot} and cant think properly.
Sam
…and the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey…

World at a GLANCE

If it were upto me for presenting the day to day happenings of this green and blue ball that we call Earth, then it'd be so different. All politicians would have been mass murdered by public, Obama might've nuked Kerala, Pakistan would've been taken over by Saudis [yeah I'm clever enough to instigate that], and we would have all become atheists. Plus I'd been killed quite sometime after I've caused all the above.
 Well since the civilized world [the media as they call themselves...yeah right] knows properly that these are bound to happen, they wouldn't think of employing me for that. Or most probably because I'm dissing them right now.
So now I'm gonna show them how the world actually looks through my eyes...
Note for readers : Do not continue from here onwards if you support the press or if you don't have more than 20 minutes free time to read. Or if you like Kanye West. In which case you don't have anything to do here. Get the fuck out.

French 'boy sex' minister defiant
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8298051.stm

What the world needs to worry about is that the Culture minister is GAY! French people are already fuckheads. Whats gonna happen to the country! I mean he's written a book about having sex with Men! He should be kicked out and buried alive for being gay. Yuck!! THEN, he should be tried and prosecuted for being a pedophile. One thing to note, the French President called him "talented and courageous". So that means theres a story of something between them too. God only knows he's all that quoted stuff in which way.

US First Lady 'slave roots' found 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8297669.stm 

Who cares. I wouldn't give shit about it even if they found that she's a dude and Obama's got a pussy. Seriously, what more can they expect. Black people dont grow off trees [except in Tamil Nadu]. They had to be brought there as slaves obviously. And as anyone would expect, some white trailer trash guy, being a natural pedophile, impregnated the gal and after many generations by mistake of fate ended up in the White House. Basically what they're trying to say is "Obama isn't black. He partly belongs to WHITE Race. Neither is his wife. She's part WHITE too. If you ain't WHITE, you ain't entering the WHITE house."

Royal blood disorder identified
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8297467.stm

The Fuck!! How the hell did we study about it if They didn't find it first!!!!! Our Bio TB is too good!!

Cuba bloggers test government limits
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8295503.stm

LOL...those blogs are nothing. They should see this blog, esp this post haha!. Khobar will get nuked from all sides!

Dye-job donkeys wow Gaza children

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8297812.stm 

How pathetic.....I mean they fucking painted and taped a donkey to look like a zebra!!! I thought Gaza got wiped off the face of the earth with all that constant bombing! The news might not an important one. But one major thing all of you should notice....very important...In the picture of the painted donkey, there is a white girl. What the fuck is a white girl doing in the Gaza strip? Proof that Americans start all problems....oh yeah it also shows zebras are WHITE with black stripes....see how they hid the message...

Afghan bomb strikes India embassy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8296137.stm 

The Foreign Secretary is such a retard. The car bomb was parked in front of the embassy, a guy knew exactly which car, and she says the car arrived at so and so time. Why the hell didn't she do anything?!!! ""She believes the suicide bomb was directed against the Indian embassy."" The same place was bombed a year back. "Security? Why security? Lightening never strikes the same spot twice" I can't help but say "oh India, you're so full of shit!" [in terms of people only]

Do you drum it, strum it or stroke it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8294355.stm

Oh yeah...I stroke it. All night long........Sex joke five! <*hi5 and snap*>

Rahul RK

~ Definitely I'll do better next time~