How I Met Your …….Someone!

Characters: She, He, Him, Her….

Children, this is a true story and the events took place over a period of 3 years…. (wow!)

It was the first day of tuition…oh! cut the crap I’ll go straight to the important parts…..

Things dint start like a fairytale beginning…….. it was nearing the exams and the tuition was overcrowded with students of both sexes…… There were the girls who thought they were the most beautiful specimens on Earth (well they were rite to some extent!) and that the boys had no other job other than staring at them (again they were rite to some extent!). The gals complained to the teacher that we guys were looking only at them (not at all rite this time!) and not studying (ok…right again)……..and out of those girls who complained, ‘He’ thought that ‘She’ was one of them……

So the teacher separated the tuition…..the guys who were supposed to be trouble makers were shifted to the other batch and the ‘good’ guys would remain to study with the girls….He was always in the good books of teachers so He remained….

There was always this sense of rivalry between He and She as both were respective toppers in their gender in that tuition….but She was always miles ahead of He…..but just before the final exam he had got the highest marks in the tuition in a school exam and was on top of the world………..He looked at She with a sense of victory!....(well that would be costly! As in the final exam She beat He again …..BY MILES).

Cut straight through to the next year in which the tuition was much less populated…there were He, She, ‘Him’ and few more gals and boys …….now slowly the ice started breaking … the boys and gals started talking…and coming after a refreshing break even He started talking! ( FYI… He was an introvert …..never used to look at gals or talk much in the tuition) But that break had changed everything…..(what happened in tht break will tell later if rahul gives me a chance!) He had become more confident, street smart and could now talk to gals on their face …… He and Him were quite good buddies and ‘Him’ was very friendly …..But he had still not talked to She! Whereas Him was always talking to She…

One day He came early to the tuition only to find that She was sitting there all alone….that was the first time he felt she looked amazing!!!

They started talking and from that day onwards they became quite good friends. He used to come purposely early to see if She was there…and sometimes it worked…..so one thing led to other and they used to talk quite a lot…..

And just when He knew that He had feelings more than friendship for She, Him had a confession to make ……Him was having a huge crush on She!!!

He thought, “bloody hell …why did you have to tell me now! shit!!!!”

So, He accepted the fact and went on with life thinking that all that happens is for the good….So now He could concentrate more on studies which He did…..but He still had some residual feelings for She but He pushed it down…..

Now our antagonist of the story - Him told He everyday how he thought of her and all that crap……that was awkward at first…..but then it was ok…. He just made deliberate attempts to not see She….

Now to the next year……..it was the most hectic year…and quite a lot of things happened which I’ll tell later again!! But one thing that is connected with this story is that both He and She were back on rivalry but this time it was much friendlier and a diff sub…

So, it was then the end of the year and farewell time and all that……

One fine day Him comes up to He again and says I have a confession to make……

“What could it be this time...anyway it doesn’t matter to me!” He thought.

Him : You know what…… you know that I had said that I had a crush on She…well that’s not true…it was just for a few days…..I had kept telling you that it was going on….all those feelings those, sleepless nights(bullshit!) etc, etc…. those are true but for another girl…….

(to be continued…)

And then Him showed He the photo of that girl…..

He : Oh congrats! she looks really good!..Good choice!”

That day He went home and thought what if He had known earlier that there was nothing between Him and She…..well, probably it was good that He did not know….(He could at least study that way!)…even otherwise how would it matter She probably had no feelings for anyone except her books!!! So it wouldn’t have mattered anyway!!!! …that’s what He thought…..

Fast forwarding a few more months….

He is in a new place…..Mumbai! And some more people from Saudi came out of which one was “Her”

He and Her became good friends right from the start……they were talking and fooling around so much that people thought that they were a couple …well that’s not true!!!!!

Anyways, so many fun things happened which again I will tell later….

But the thing is that one day both He and Her were telling each other about their Saudi experience….. from there He came to know that He was quite popular in the girl section …not for any sport or cool stuff or anything but because everyone had noticed that He was quiet …..and weird(this is referring to the time before the ‘break’…all that no talking and all) and a subject topper!!!!( so now you know who is “He”!!!!)

So like that they were talking, talking and the topic changed from sports to cricketers to so many random things in between and finally ex crushes!...

So they shared their experiences (but He did not tell her of the latest one that is about She)

Then finally Her said, “hey I know a girl who had a crush on you!”

That was unexpected!! Considering He’s weird ways…. Anyway He waited for the name…

Her : “ its…. ..She… She is my good friend and had told me this around……(the same time He had feelings for she)……..

That day He went to the beach at the evening and thought -

“Oh shit!!!! She also had feelings for me”……. He thought about it and then just smiled looking at the beautiful red sunset …….any way now what can He do now. Its all in the past ……

So as you know “He” is actually me…. Rohit….and Him’s, Her’s and She’s identity will be kept confidential. And by the way if you are trying to guess Him… I don’t think anyone knows Him other than me. Because Him is elder to us…. others you can try and tell me….. or perhaps I’ll let you know later……..

So Children thats how I met your …….someone!!!( HOPES ALIVE!!!)

Rohit Radha

~Edited by Me Rahul TWICE! Rohit posted this post as 3posts....*cough cough yes he exceeded 100th*...but we're back on!! Anyone else noticed how Rohit uses the word "bloody" a lot??~

After Rohit's long sob story about his crush, we are finally at the verge....100th is here!

RAHUL

A Gourmet Post

Yes I'm back for post # 98. Yes Sameed got the post number wrong. Since I haven't had a chance to blog for few months I've got millions to say. I'm gonna divide them into chapters coz its gonna be pretty long.


CHAPTER 1 - MARCH
 The exams got over and obviously it was tragic for all of us. My misery came in the fact that others were pretty happy with their work. I totally ignored Russel because I didn't have the courage. And also because I hated him.
I was still more interested in planning a get together during the exam. So I called Benjamin alone to my house on the last exam. Met many people for the last time. Anyways the most awaited day came....no not the results day yet...Kais's birthday at Ben's house!. I just realized now that that was the most fun I've ever had. Also the saddest day. Yes this Mr. Impervious to threats and insults cried like a pussy. Embarrassing part was meeting Benjamin right after that in LuLu. Destiny was mocking me....


CHAPTER 2 - APRIL
 Even before i knew it was off to India. And by India I mean PC Thomas Entrance Coaching. I just didnt care about that part and looked forward to flying in Business Class but unfortunately in Air India. Business Class in Air India is like economy class of any other airline. Upside was that i was sitting right behind the pilots cockpit. The air hostesses were all hotties. So I just sat there talking to my dad (and checking them at the same time). The plane took off and within an hour landed in Muscat. To my horror all the hostesses also left. A new batch of people came. 2 hot and 2 oldies. Obviously I started talking to my dad (and checking out one of them). And actually I lost interest in them in like 2 minutes. I just then stared at the newspaper holder trying to read the headline on one of them. Little did I know that one of the hotties was standing right next to it with her navel region quite open for public viewing. She sensed me looking at her and gave me the threatening look and closed the curtain. You'd think that was embarrassing. But no. More had to happen. While offering drinks the oldie hostess came and asked me whether I wanted beer, champagne, etc, etc...(she mentioned a lot of brands too). She didnt even mention pepsi or cola!! What am I ? A drinking pervert?! I dont drink!
"Do you have cola of some sort??" I asked her in a puzzled way. She just looked at me for like 2 seconds. Later I even took vegetarian to prove her wrong, The non veg sucked as bad as veg my dad said. On the way out, for the first time they said "Thank You" to me rather than my dad or mom. I ignored them totally.


In PCT, I'd come kinda early to find only Savio's and Nithin's beds. I went for class and when I returned I saw to my horror that Lino got the bed next to me. One whole month of cleaning my table is another story, but yes he wasn't that annoying either. Except for the time PC caught me replying to him.
Classes were mixed in all periods. So I got to see quite a lot of familiar faces. Bio classes as usual were the highlight of the day. 6 boys and 40+ gals. Towards the end of the month there were only 4 guys and 40+ gals.
Nothing much happened this time. Only this one time when during the changeover time (the maths guys had to return to class after maths/bio period) i was sitting alone in the third bench waiting for Vivin to come, somebody called out my name from the girls side. "Rahul! Rahul! HI!!" It was Pauline and she was apparently sitting just on my right. I didn't even reply. I showed that cool wave thingy I do usually. Ignored her totally from then on. I got nicknamed Headweight for that.
I never studied. Instead I wrote 4-5 goth poems.

Cruel Intentions

Pride overgrowing with wealth

Wealth overgrowing with power

Power overgrowing with acts

Of Cruel Intentions

Greed running through veins

Everyone fighting for gains

Filling the future

With Cruel Intentions

Despair spreading like wildfire

Killing over one's desire

Even helping one another now comes

Under Cruel Intentions

Pain no longer an emotion

Rather a part of the commotion

To get to one's destination

Using Cruel Intentions

Withering Humanity

Death and Calamity

Will this world ever see a day

Without Cruel Intentions.

CHAPTER 3 - MAY
All I did in May is travel up and down Kerala to write like 10 entrance exams. Weird places too. The most recent exam was in this place in Calicut called MeenChanda which literally means Fish Market. I saw PT Usha there. She'd come to drop her son there. Saw a lot of beautiful chicks in every exam centre. Also I saw a total slut in Kadavu Resort where I stayed. And yes the chick was Mallu. I saw more white people in Kochi than I've ever seen in Bahrain. Went to Mangalore and saw only Mallu gals here. The month was nothing but last minute trains, general compartments, fat people, no reservations and body pain.
And also it was my uncle's wedding on 2nd May. I finally wore a Sherwani (I've always thought I'd look good in it). To my amazement the only other person who wore a sherwani was my 5year old cousin. My sister's friends told me I looked awesome. My uncles told me it was good and sniggered at the same time. All my aunts just smiled. The photographer followed me everywhere. My dad mused that people were mistaking me for the groom. I actually told the groom in his face that he should have worn one. An old man I didnt even know mocked me. I actually did tell him fuck off. He didn't. Illiterate fags.

Highlight of this month was what happened today. A gal called me AWESOME. Yes its true...here's the proof..


I say: 
If I was in heroes who would i be?

u took claire...so i cant be her lol


PSP says: 
oh
lemme think
i dint take her.....


I say:
lol
u get her....
ur the cheerleader


PSP says:
mohinder
i guess so....
genius rt


I say:
what?
u give me mohindr?????
cmon gimme sylar


PSP says:
lol
ya hes a genius too
ya fine
sylar....


I say:
awesom


PSP says:
i know i am...


I say:
i told im awesom


PSP says:
ya rt
i like sylar.....


I say:
its accepted worldwide im awesom


PSP says:
lol
ya
u r.....


I say:
thanq thanq


PSP says:
im serious.....
dude
im seriouss...
really


I say:
lol ryt


PSP says:
believe me


I say:
lemme go chek online if theres "im awesome" tshirts
lol


PSP says:
ok....


I say:
wats up wid u?


PSP says:
nothing ....y?


I say:
lol...u got all "serious"


PSP says:
oh lol....





lol indeed.
I might've missed some details in this post. So I'll be back to edit it. Keep readin...


RAHUL RK
~Reckless Brothers Syndicate -14th June~
~~100th post is waitin~~

Updates

We are nearing the 100^th post and in light of keeping it big we have to stop at the 99^th post as we don’t have the 100^th done yet….anyways, I came to India like 2 weeks ago for joining coaching and writing entrance and just after 24 days, I’m already missing iisd and have actually matched each scenario here to a scenario there….sad maybe, but still…

Let me first tell about my physics teacher, its like they took fawad sir, stripped him of his hyderabadi accent, gave him a banglori one and made him teach physics…he talks exactly like fawad sir, even in his mannerisms and the fact that he thinks teaching is the greatest job on the planet to be taken after doing some research stuff…Once he was telling about how the rural teachers have a greater knowledge and if only they had good language they could’ve accomplished so much. “The same way there are teachers with good language but no knowledge and so you are very lucky if you find a teacher with good knowledge as well as language and you should do everything you can to hold onto them and squeeze them of their knowledge.” he even did the hand motion…for 10 seconds, I swear I felt like sitting back in the classroom while fawad sir was teaching and while I was off in dreamland the guy continued on and told a joke about the sardarji who went to a party and squeezed a lady’s bosom just cause it was written press, even though it was lame people were smiling out of politeness except me. I came back after the joke and looked confused and so sir said, “some of you will probably not understand the joke right now but in a few years you will get it.” Nothing else interesting after that in class

Yesterday I was forced to skip my tuitions and go to “wonder laa” {amusement park around 2 hours outside of Bangalore}. We got there and the scenery was amazing {I never knew Bangalore housed so many hot women}, Sad part-I had to keep my glasses at the entrance because it was highly likely that I would lose them in the rides, so that was the end of view. The park opens at 11 and the wet rides open at 1, so we had 3 hours with the dry rides. While waiting for one of the rides, I spotted a girl with a tattoo on her shoulder, I pointed it out to fahd {my cousin} and he told me to look a little harder, I got my vision a little backwards and noticed that the girls boyfriend {most probably} was groping her breasts in the middle of the line and she was rubbing his thighs up and down {holy shit!!!}. Well after that it was so hot I was actually glad to get into the wave pool at 1 {I had protested for the past week or something that I don’t want to go in there…most of the times the water goes into the mouths and people spit it out, so basically everyone was swimming in spit, plus their might even be the odd person who wet his pants in it}. The waves were awesome.. I noticed then the difference between Indian women and western women- Western women wear bikinis and expose most parts of their body and are totally hot {atleast neck below}. Indian women on the other hand wear cotton dresses which on getting wet become transparent and stick onto the body which means everyone around them can see everything and be totally disgusted by it.

Then I got paired with my cousin {her name is fiza, facebook her for more info} for most of the doubles rides {apparently our weight difference gives us the perfect momentum to enjoy the rides….and weirdly we were the ones mostly enjoying while others were complaining about lack of speed}. The last ride we went on was “the boomerang” {it was the ride where u drop down from a height and then come back up at the other and then go back and forth till u come to a halt in the middle}. While waiting in the long line, we had this conversation

S: lets go to the vertical falls next

F: no I don’t want to, its singles

S: so, it’ll be fun, even if it’s alone {yes I was in the excited state and had no idea what I was saying until 2 minutes after}

F: But I just don’t want to go without you {I doubt if even she was thinking at the time}

S: I’ll come right after, or you can go first, unless you’re afraid

F: yeah I’m afraid of going alone, happy, we have gone together till now let’s just continue

I pestered her for another 10 seconds when I heard the guy {some collage dude bunking} say to his friend, “what a couple” {and then they giggle} at which point she held my hand and dragged me to a corner to show how the ride goes. My mind at this point was completely blocked and I just said,” fiza didi the line is moving”, she replied, “how come you’ve become so respectful all of a sudden?” for which I just shrugged. I don’t know why, I just ditched her after that and then after eating we left for home.

The ride back was entertaining, I was planning on taking the last seat and catching a nap {we had rented a tempo for the trip} but my little niece asked me to sit with her up front {she’s 4}. While I was trying to sleep I heard the following stuff about my gay cousin {Rahul should know him, rest can ask me, if he’s reading this, don’t care} and Sadath {my memory is a bit fuzzy, I was trying not to listen to them talking and I am listening to songs while writing this, so this is a bit altered version of what I heard}

Apparently my “gay” cousin used to meet some girl while he was in Saudi and they were talking and all that, from what I could make out, she asked him to be her boyfriend and he said no saying that she lives in Delhi and correspondence would be impossible. He was telling this to my aunt {Zeba Moiz, again for more info facebook her}. My aunt just called him a duffer and convinced him to call her back, saying the same old useless crap-guys are not sensitive, that girl is probably devastated by now etcetera. After he agreed and tuned away she moved to fahd to ask about Sadath and his story. Not gonna elaborate on that, except the part that she was leaving and that Sadath was losing his mind over it… {if you are reading this, hope you get through it mate}

I was a bit disgusted by that actually. My aunt actually goes around finding gossips about so many people, worst part is that they tell her. In the past three days there was Tausif {one of my many cousins}, her son {yes the 12 year old kid has a girlfriend}, my brother’s friend {no idea how that started}, my brother and now sadath and faizan…..damn, so hungry for gossip…

Almost forgot about this, I am attending bio tuitions also where the batch has 16 girls and 2 guys {the first one actually attended an year of dental, couldn’t handle it and now has come back to rewrite cet and try for medical and, unless u r too stupid to realize, the second guy is me}….anyways I missed the first 3 classes and the lady who teaches there thinks that I won’t be able to keep up now {duh! I wouldn’t be able to keep up if I had attended from day 1} and so she assigned a girl to tutor me…..yes it’s been four classes I have attended so far and I still have to know her name, well she did mention it on the first day but I wasn’t really paying attention to that,….my thoughts were more towards “holy shit!!!!! What the hell is going on here? How come there is only one guy? And how come he gets to sit alone in a corner and I have to be seated right in the middle of the whole pack? Argh!!!!!!!!” weird fact, I don’t sweat ever!!!! Even while we played basketball, but I was sweating like hell just sitting beside a girl and then that stopped while I had to listen to her high pitched voice and then it starts again {endless annoying cycle}, other than that the tuition is the same, I don’t understand shit and just nod my head, but the cet papers for bio were by far the easiest, don’t know how that’s possible

Ps – celebrity gossip to annoy Rahul – Kanye West gets an ego boost

The three-way feud began last fall when Swift took the stage to accept the award at the VMAs. Gloating smugly, she taunted a weeping Beyonce with her statuette. West responded, gallantly taking the stage to defend Beyonce's honor. Though fans championed Swift in the immediate aftermath of the event, the general public eventually sided with West, sending Swift’s career into a downward spiral. Swift suddenly reversed course today, praising West's brave and totally unerratic behavior and even suggesting she plied the Moon Man with promises of appearing in one of her videos as a hot country nerd-turned-football star in order to win. "Of course Kanye was right. Kanye is always right. I knew it in my heart, and I should not have accepted the award for Best Female Video. I let my ego get in the way," Swift tearfully confessed.

"I APPLAUD TAYLOR SWIFT FOR ADMITITNG MY INFALLIBILITY, AND I APPLAUD HER COURAGE IN ACKNOWLEDGING MY GREATNESS," West responded via a statement released on his blog

This is seriously sad…to let go of one’s pride just to sell records…

And we’re back!!! At least I am

After 4 long months we have our freedom {which basically means we do the same things as before but now we are allowed to do it}. Anyways I came across a couple of interesting articles which I thought of uploading here with my comments on the sides…to anyone who gets offended…I don’t care

The following is not an article written by a person for fun, these are “serious” articles written by the stupidest people on the face of the planet and if you read it you will know that too….I have compiled 2 or 3 articles plus a few comments left at the end by people

Why are Muslims so mindless and stupid? {name of the article}

Now don’t get me wrong all religious people are complete idiots, without the ability to think for themselves. In this presentation {yeah some guy found how to make a power point presentation and is now showing off} I will tell why. One group, however, clearly has the lead in stupidity, the Muslims.

The word islām is derived from the ancient Chinese [when the hell did islam become Chinese???plus the is no such language asshole} verb aslam {I am 100% sure that Aslam Is a muslim name, seriously you can even Google it}, which means to accept, surrender, or submit. Thus, a follower of Islam must agree to be a simple puppet submitting to whatever he is being told, from his clerics {we don’t have clerics…} or holy books.

Muslim men interpret Islam it is more of an offence to them than anyone else, but they are too stupid to realise it.

Firstly Muslim women have to cover themselves{This actually shows how perverted everyone else is…guys and girls are both supposed to cover up but people only complain about the girl part} - This suggests that Muslim men are like wild animals, they are perverted and can’t control their evil satanic desires and they just want to rape women their entire lives.

A Muslim man has to attend mosque, where he is confronted by a rogue, violent, autocratic Imams preaching and teaching nothing but hate {Dude, the guy talks in Arabic, half the people don’t even know what the heck he is talking about. Plus its only once a week on Friday when we are asked to come together and pray for the well being of assholes like you}.It is no wonder that most Muslim men are so lost, it is no wonder that all the countries they rule are poverty stricken, violent, and corrupt. For an example you can take a look at Israel and Palestine, two power hungry perverted Muslims killing a bunch of people{FYI-its Israel that attacks Palestine and the people of Israel are Jews not Muslims}. I can only help but compare this to old regimes like the Nazi’s and the KKK{whoa! Does every Muslim go around burning crosses and insulting other faiths…I do the insult part yes but others?}.

Hinduism

Hinduism is the proof that some cultures do not die when they are supposed to. In this occasion Hinduism is a rip-off of the Greek Mythology {if I am not mistaken Hinduism is supposed to be older…}. Instead of the traditional names like Poseidon, Zeus and Hades you have Krishna, Buddha and Gobind {this guy just mentioned three different religions under one category….nice that ignorant}All these gods are characteristically blue in color. Hinduism also glorifies sodomy through actions of Hindu god, Siva, who gets other Hindu gods pregnant{I would comment if I knew what sodomy was...}. They worship cows, rats, elephants and other disgusting things.

Christianity

Now we come to the biggest hypocritical religion of them all. While other religions at least worship their phony gods, half of the Christians are busy worshiping the whore who supposedly slept with god while the other half worships the” miraculous” son the woman gave birth to, all in while forgetting to worship their so-called creator{aaahhhh…..ummm….citation needed…..no comments}. In all this the catholic priests molest countless number of innocent children. This is what is wrong with religions.

I would like to end by saying, that I pray one day proclaiming that you belong to a religion would become like entering a street filled with black motherfuckers{at this point I would like to remind the reader that these are not my words and that I have merely copied and pasted the article} and yelling I hate niggers.

Now some comments

Iowa Mike - Because the Koran promotes violence....if you doubt it, read it for yourself.
God Bless,
Iowa Mikel {this guy is a definite catholic pissed off at muslims….fag}

Pituca do Futuro - Muslim men, are the most fine and handsome men in the world and you know they know how to treat a woman right! {rotflmao!!!!!!!}

Redneck25 - have you seen their woman.. woof woof...i don’t know if I could control myself if I went there. Maybe that’s why the laws were made

Mo - Have you ever seen a muslim before LOL u act like and 18th century white man talking about the black race. You need to grow up and get your facts right bro.

Dude, im 14 and just owned you. Plus I am an atheist and have no idea why I just defended a religion.

I Love My Habibys x – I reverted to Islam as an atheist and former Christian and a former Jew. {wow she has been all over the place}. I am highly educated and i assure you i would not have reverted to such an awful way of life as a muslim woman if i didnt agree with Islam and find it to be the whole truth as well as an amazing religion.

Koolgal54 – to understand the muslim race we must first understand their prophet Mohamed, cuz Islam is basically Muhammadism. So we will find the reason for their intolerance, prejudice and reason for terrorism in their prophet. {How hard is it to realize that terrorist are a bunch of Muslims looking for retribution…its like Americans stab someone and starting whining while he stabs them back}

Pray to Zeus- If they actually used their intelligence (if they have any), then they would realize that they are just a bunch of ignorant, brainwashed sheep. Thinking will lead to athiesm, since any intelligent person realizes that there is no invisible friend watching over them. Xians CAN'T be smart, or they wouldnt' be Xian.

To answer the question probably going through your minds right now- YES there are people this stupid on this planet.

Sam