We are nearing the 100th post and in light of keeping it big we have to stop at the 99th post as we don’t have the 100th done yet….anyways, I came to India like 2 weeks ago for joining coaching and writing entrance and just after 24 days, I’m already missing iisd and have actually matched each scenario here to a scenario there….sad maybe, but still…
Let me first tell about my physics teacher, its like they took fawad sir, stripped him of his hyderabadi accent, gave him a banglori one and made him teach physics…he talks exactly like fawad sir, even in his mannerisms and the fact that he thinks teaching is the greatest job on the planet to be taken after doing some research stuff…Once he was telling about how the rural teachers have a greater knowledge and if only they had good language they could’ve accomplished so much. “The same way there are teachers with good language but no knowledge and so you are very lucky if you find a teacher with good knowledge as well as language and you should do everything you can to hold onto them and squeeze them of their knowledge.” he even did the hand motion…for 10 seconds, I swear I felt like sitting back in the classroom while fawad sir was teaching and while I was off in dreamland the guy continued on and told a joke about the sardarji who went to a party and squeezed a lady’s bosom just cause it was written press, even though it was lame people were smiling out of politeness except me. I came back after the joke and looked confused and so sir said, “some of you will probably not understand the joke right now but in a few years you will get it.” Nothing else interesting after that in class
Yesterday I was forced to skip my tuitions and go to “wonder laa” {amusement park around 2 hours outside of Bangalore}. We got there and the scenery was amazing {I never knew Bangalore housed so many hot women}, Sad part-I had to keep my glasses at the entrance because it was highly likely that I would lose them in the rides, so that was the end of view. The park opens at 11 and the wet rides open at 1, so we had 3 hours with the dry rides. While waiting for one of the rides, I spotted a girl with a tattoo on her shoulder, I pointed it out to fahd {my cousin} and he told me to look a little harder, I got my vision a little backwards and noticed that the girls boyfriend {most probably} was groping her breasts in the middle of the line and she was rubbing his thighs up and down {holy shit!!!}. Well after that it was so hot I was actually glad to get into the wave pool at 1 {I had protested for the past week or something that I don’t want to go in there…most of the times the water goes into the mouths and people spit it out, so basically everyone was swimming in spit, plus their might even be the odd person who wet his pants in it}. The waves were awesome.. I noticed then the difference between Indian women and western women- Western women wear bikinis and expose most parts of their body and are totally hot {atleast neck below}. Indian women on the other hand wear cotton dresses which on getting wet become transparent and stick onto the body which means everyone around them can see everything and be totally disgusted by it.
Then I got paired with my cousin {her name is fiza, facebook her for more info} for most of the doubles rides {apparently our weight difference gives us the perfect momentum to enjoy the rides….and weirdly we were the ones mostly enjoying while others were complaining about lack of speed}. The last ride we went on was “the boomerang” {it was the ride where u drop down from a height and then come back up at the other and then go back and forth till u come to a halt in the middle}. While waiting in the long line, we had this conversation
S: lets go to the vertical falls next
F: no I don’t want to, its singles
S: so, it’ll be fun, even if it’s alone {yes I was in the excited state and had no idea what I was saying until 2 minutes after}
F: But I just don’t want to go without you {I doubt if even she was thinking at the time}
S: I’ll come right after, or you can go first, unless you’re afraid
F: yeah I’m afraid of going alone, happy, we have gone together till now let’s just continue
I pestered her for another 10 seconds when I heard the guy {some collage dude bunking} say to his friend, “what a couple” {and then they giggle} at which point she held my hand and dragged me to a corner to show how the ride goes. My mind at this point was completely blocked and I just said,” fiza didi the line is moving”, she replied, “how come you’ve become so respectful all of a sudden?” for which I just shrugged. I don’t know why, I just ditched her after that and then after eating we left for home.
The ride back was entertaining, I was planning on taking the last seat and catching a nap {we had rented a tempo for the trip} but my little niece asked me to sit with her up front {she’s 4}. While I was trying to sleep I heard the following stuff about my gay cousin {Rahul should know him, rest can ask me, if he’s reading this, don’t care} and Sadath {my memory is a bit fuzzy, I was trying not to listen to them talking and I am listening to songs while writing this, so this is a bit altered version of what I heard}
Apparently my “gay” cousin used to meet some girl while he was in Saudi and they were talking and all that, from what I could make out, she asked him to be her boyfriend and he said no saying that she lives in Delhi and correspondence would be impossible. He was telling this to my aunt {Zeba Moiz, again for more info facebook her}. My aunt just called him a duffer and convinced him to call her back, saying the same old useless crap-guys are not sensitive, that girl is probably devastated by now etcetera. After he agreed and tuned away she moved to fahd to ask about Sadath and his story. Not gonna elaborate on that, except the part that she was leaving and that Sadath was losing his mind over it… {if you are reading this, hope you get through it mate}
I was a bit disgusted by that actually. My aunt actually goes around finding gossips about so many people, worst part is that they tell her. In the past three days there was Tausif {one of my many cousins}, her son {yes the 12 year old kid has a girlfriend}, my brother’s friend {no idea how that started}, my brother and now sadath and faizan…..damn, so hungry for gossip…
Almost forgot about this, I am attending bio tuitions also where the batch has 16 girls and 2 guys {the first one actually attended an year of dental, couldn’t handle it and now has come back to rewrite cet and try for medical and, unless u r too stupid to realize, the second guy is me}….anyways I missed the first 3 classes and the lady who teaches there thinks that I won’t be able to keep up now {duh! I wouldn’t be able to keep up if I had attended from day 1} and so she assigned a girl to tutor me…..yes it’s been four classes I have attended so far and I still have to know her name, well she did mention it on the first day but I wasn’t really paying attention to that,….my thoughts were more towards “holy shit!!!!! What the hell is going on here? How come there is only one guy? And how come he gets to sit alone in a corner and I have to be seated right in the middle of the whole pack? Argh!!!!!!!!” weird fact, I don’t sweat ever!!!! Even while we played basketball, but I was sweating like hell just sitting beside a girl and then that stopped while I had to listen to her high pitched voice and then it starts again {endless annoying cycle}, other than that the tuition is the same, I don’t understand shit and just nod my head, but the cet papers for bio were by far the easiest, don’t know how that’s possible
Ps – celebrity gossip to annoy Rahul – Kanye West gets an ego boost
The three-way feud began last fall when Swift took the stage to accept the award at the VMAs. Gloating smugly, she taunted a weeping Beyonce with her statuette. West responded, gallantly taking the stage to defend Beyonce's honor. Though fans championed Swift in the immediate aftermath of the event, the general public eventually sided with West, sending Swift’s career into a downward spiral. Swift suddenly reversed course today, praising West's brave and totally unerratic behavior and even suggesting she plied the Moon Man with promises of appearing in one of her videos as a hot country nerd-turned-football star in order to win. "Of course Kanye was right. Kanye is always right. I knew it in my heart, and I should not have accepted the award for Best Female Video. I let my ego get in the way," Swift tearfully confessed.
"I APPLAUD TAYLOR SWIFT FOR ADMITITNG MY INFALLIBILITY, AND I APPLAUD HER COURAGE IN ACKNOWLEDGING MY GREATNESS," West responded via a statement released on his blog
This is seriously sad…to let go of one’s pride just to sell records…
