Halloween tonight

No idea what’s special about Halloween and so just spending it doing usual stuff. As we grow closer to our 100th post {on which Rahul has called as his post} our lives are getting crappier {no idea how the two things are related}
Anyways, on Thursday we had a visit from C.F. Joseph {counselor} come to our school for a speech {which started late but ended on time}. But he managed to do something that I have never seen anyone do in our school……and that is gather the complete attention of everyone present. The guy said Indian’s have a tendency of crowding around something and that is something that we should correct……as soon as his speech was done some of the kids went and crowded around him and the exit…
Our TV busted a few months ago and I was asking my dad if we could throw it {it was like 26 years old…I would say high time to get a new one} but my dad said he couldn’t throw it because he had it before he had us so he felt some kind of attachment to it {weird comparison} and so he said he would give it for servicing and give a wrong number so that if it cannot get repaired they can throw it or if it gets repaired then they can keep it because {he finally agreed with me!!! yes} we will be going in 4 months anyways and we can’t take the TV back and it will just be a distraction to me {so he looked at it from another angle} But the best part is when he asked for the number I told him the first number that popped into my mind………and that was the number of the counselor that he had given in the morning…and according to my dad they will give a missed call to remind the mobile number guy to come and take it away…and the counselor told us that if we give him a missed call, he will call back from Dubai.
After that I just believe that I bring bad stuff on myself and the other stuff happens because I keep saying that I am bored and so I will never complain again that I am bored.
One other thing…today Laxmi ma’am walks out of the male staff room, adjusts her dress near the shoulder {I think the bra…if she wears one}, wipes something off her lip and walks away saying, “Thank you very much for that, sir.” And Arshad sir comes out and say, “No problem.” And goes back inside to throw something {evidence…} and walks out adjusting his pant and says hi to me {first time ever…must be in a good mood}…Now if anyone did not understand that-it looked like they both just had sex and came out.
Well that’s it, hope a new RBS times comes out soon. And a lot of polls have come up…let me add to it. And the 90+ club did a mass bunk today…partly because of me.
Sam
…I am so bored…

Twitter Twat

It kinda pisses me off not finding any posts on a weekend. And over that nobody's voted on the blogpoll. Arrgh!
Since you're all here for reading celebrity-trashing, here goes....
 MILEY CYRUS, the slut-in-the-making, went off-road with her plans of publicizing every move she makes, including her trips to the toilet, by deleting her twitter account. [American teenage girls and Benjamin going ..."AAAAAAAAAARRGHHH!! NO MILEY!!! DON'T DO ITT!!! WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR COUNTRY ACCENNNNTTT!!!"]
Weirdly [quite expected ..."right y'all?"] she uploaded a rap video on youtube about her quitting.

The Disney way of saying "fuck ya!! or "Up in there!!"

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2009/10/miley-cyrus-says-goodbye-to-twitter-with-a-rap-courtney-loves-account-is-removed.html

OK first of all Miley/Hannah/Junior AmyWinehouse/Mrs Benjamin, nobody gives two shit about your twitter account. If you quit singing in your annoying voice or quit living we'd be thankful. And oh btw, You Can't Rap!
She actually said in her video, "And the truth is that I like looking at Katy Perry and Britney"...so basically she's leaving twitter coz she's "got no time" coz she's a lesbian....How does that add up?
This lady [she's got boobs...so we assume he/she is a lady...refer above pic] is really addicted to attention obviously that she couldn't let go of the momentary attention that people gave her when she appeared topless, broke-up with one of the Jonas retards, did a stripper pole dance-move in a Disney concert, and now when she deleted her twitter account. Really does she run on public attention or something? She's one of those people who are evolving backwards I guess....or maybe she figured out Twitter is for Twits....

Wait wait....shes' absolute normal considering what Kanye West said about twitter....he's actually obsessed with it too. LOL. He should be the brand ambassador of Retards in Mainstream Hollywood.....

The Boy Who Lost his Tranquility
~"P-P-P-Poker Face, P-P-Poker Face!! ma-mum-mum ma!! - Cartman rules!!!!!!!"~

WTF is up wid her?

 Megan Fox might be the hottest woman on the planet right now but she seriously has some issues with her sexuality.....

http://celebrilarity.com/2009/09/17/megan-fox-is-not-super-excited-about-her-image-rolling-stone.html

Speaking about powerful vaginas, has anyone else ever been so stupid about their sexuality? I mean other than Lady Gaga and Zac Efron....and Tom Cruise of course...and not to forget Kanye West, the Gay Fish.
Anyone up for a vagina? Oops did I say vagina? I meant Treat....Ideas flow into my head everytime I sit idle. Only problem is that we don't actually have time to execute them. But still you're all in for a treat ...really soon.....and when I mean really soon, I mean sometime before March....

Rahul RK
~Morning after Dark~

My Bad Luck

Most people would not believe bad luck could happen to them but it happens to me on a regular basis so no big deal.
Wednesday I had come home with a lot of stuff to write and as soon as I sat down, my dad comes and tells me we have to go to Riyadh {some meeting he had}. Since I would be alone in the house if he left I was dragged along. I managed to get my laptop and the stuff to write and we left for Riyadh. I missed the Thursday class {cause I am in Riyadh duh!} and I wanted to get my English project printed. It was Thursday night and my uncle {in Riyadh} was too lazy to get up and go out. The entire next day we searched for a place to print out the assignment and all the stores were closed or were having their computers formatted {why today of the freaking 365 days}. Anyways we reached Dammam and my uncle had also come for some reason and he told me that I should go with him early in the morning on Saturday to his office where he would get the print out. I really did not argue so I agreed. Woke up at 5:30!!! Got dressed and went to his office {Dammam branch} with him and we reached around 6:40 {he was moving as ‘fast’ as he could} at first he tried to download the driver in his laptop and it did not work. He then turned the entire office system on and told me to do it while he went to the bathroom. I just opened the internet explorer and a sudden message popped up that said, “This is an e-bomb. Take cover you sons of Bitches” and the entire network shuts down. Tech guy comes and gives everyone a day off saying it won’t be fixed by tomorrow.
We then went 6 floors above where the same company {my uncle’s} had rented another floor. There I noticed everyone’s morning routine in a big office. Come to office, check mail first. One guy brings tea/coffee for everyone…drink, relax and talk and if the boss comes just turn around face the computer and chat with the same guy instead. One guy was surfing for porn on the net {he had gone and I just looked at the webpage while everyone was talking, it was minimized} He was on some site which was giving the sex tape of any celebrity for $3.99. He comes back and asks my uncle, “What is the company’s PayPal account number?”………
We got half printed in the boss’s printer {only half because the printer ran out of ink…no comments}. Other computers could not open my files. The time was 8:50 now, so any chance of going to school was gone. I just asked my uncle to drop me back and started writing as soon as I came back. When my dad came for his lunch break I asked him if he could get the rest printed out. But he calls me from his office at around 5 to say the files are not opening in his computer…then I realized that I had saved the files in the latest word format and so it wasn’t opening. I told my dad this and he said that he is not going to be in his desk so I could just change the format and send him. But the files could not be found on my laptop. I then called my dad again and again and again and again and again but still no one picks up the phone. I called up Rahul and for 15 minutes I had to convince him just to send my dad a message on his mobile to call me back. I asked to give him a miss call first. And now seriously, what are the chances of the phone being turned off? My dad comes back home and tells me he will get the print out somewhere else. But my brother had come online so instead my dad and I start chatting with him. After an hour my dad says he will go and I went locked the door and when I came back to the room-Rahul, Tanveer’s girlfriend, another girl and Fahd {an old friend} were all online together and pissed off at me for something or the other…but it was still good that they came after my dad left.
And finally we reach today…
I begged Rahul to give me his laboratory record for like 10 minutes before he gave it to me…and before leaving Rahul asked where Benjamin had gone and I was going to show drumming classes and I start air drumming and hit my own hand {the right one} so hard on the wrist and now I can’t move my hand at all and I can’t write. Now does anyone have any complain about their luck?
Sameed Ahmed
…you feeling lucky, punk! Which movie was that again…

Bills

 Seriously the prices of Internet connection sucks here. And it does in India too. I have a 128kbps connection here and its too damn slow for my requirements. According to the call centre guy I was charged only 99 riyal. Since my dad tried upgrading, they must've added that too. But anyways it didn't get upgraded. They didnt inform about any data charges. The bill is now 46o+ . For 3 weeks. What a rip-off....
 That aint as bad as it seems. Because in India I got the BSNL connection for 1Mbps. My dad had actually gone to that centre and gotten that when I was in PC Thomes EC. So the one month I had over there, I enjoyed. Got around 40 GB worth of movies. Well my grandfather called up the day before yesterday, and told that his phone bill arrived and it shocked like the entire neighborhood. It cost 10,000 Rupees.
 Damn those telephone companies who don't actually even provide a wee little bit of information. Damn you Saudis+Indians!!!
90+ club sucks as usual but I ain't too hard on us yet. Hope that Irfan sir will not take the shit outta me on Tuesday.
Sameed is pretty pissed at me coz I tried to get off 5bucks from him for Physics Record. Well he can't say much about it coz he hurt his own hand and is probably paralyzed by now. [*fingers crossed*]
Btw Sameed, your Jamaican friend might be pissed at you because of your poll ------->
How do I know? Well..... I aint lying about the SpyCam.....I've got them everywhere...

Rahul RK
~ Don't Walk Away~

Confused

Today was very unpleasant day because of 90+ extra classes. It was annoyingly wasteful and crazy. Even Tanveer cracked and started talking to himself during the period. Lawrence's idea turned out to be lame [as expected].
I was on the web searching about jailbreaking my soon coming new member of my gadget family - The new Ipod Touch 3rd Gen 64GB! For those who donno whats jailbreaking, its basically installing a software to use a loophole in the firmware programming to install cracked applications. So actually its to get free apps for which you don't have to pay Apple App Store to use. Apparently there's a guy George Hotz or summin whose been jailbreaking all ipods and iphones these many years. He has two rival teams DevTeam and Red-summin who couldnt come up with a jailbreakin software for ipt3 and ip3gs b4 him. Well since he's been the most reliable compared to the others I checked out his blog and luckily got the software which released last week called blackra1n which is really cool. There was a small note also saying that the JB on ipt3 is a "tethered" one. I ignored it thinking it to be something very insignificant. Well today I got to know that tethered means that the device after JB can be rebooted only using the computer....imagine i hadnt known that and then someday i had to restart the device because of some tiny glitch and I didn't hav a computer around....that would be tragic...
So people are actually waitin for the rival teams to come up with an untethered version soon. According to them they aint even trying to make an untethered version. So basically I'm screwed. I gotta delay my thoughts of buying.
Message from Kais to Sameed : "Well will that fat bitch give me back my Chemistry book?"
PS: No ad-libbing in the previous statement.
I might make everybody take part in mass suicide if they keep Thursday class....

Rahul RK
~I lost my nack of GooD Blogging~

No Farting Zone

Yesterday, I went to Jarir for checking out some books on home plans (my dad wanted to see) and interior design (for my bedroom which is growing in size dad by day). We guys stood there looking at books totally forgot the time and all and it was around 10 wen we actually came out. While we were at the counter I was standing next to an average sized Lebanese guy who was waiting behind me. Nowadays exactly like JD of Scrubs, I drift of into my thoughts, but I don't fantasize as much as he does. So there I was waiting for my dad's credit card payment to get accepted with this guy standing right on my side. All of a sudden my thoughts came crashing down by some gross smell. The guy next to me turned around and looked around as if something interesting was happening at the movies section. Dude, this guy had something seriously wrong with his food. He had Farted as if he hadn't shit for years! I ignored him [what more could I do] and kept thinking about how my cousins would react after seeing my room. Again I drifted off into imaginary situations involving my future [faceless] college mates and GF [face and bodyless....only voice appearance] admiring my house....Again my thoughts were pulled down by that God awful smell. The guy fidgeted again after a few seconds and I was like "Yea right if you turn around nobody will smell your fart." The guy looked at me all of a sudden. Then only I realized that in the whole fantasizing thing I'd lost control of keeping my thoughts in my mind and had just blurted out what I thought. That was one really awkward situation........
After that I went to the barber to get a haircut. You wouldn't believe if I told you. While he was cutting my hair he too farted. Damn what are people eating nowadays!!! My day had shitty. Literally.
 My dad was thinking of getting my mom a new cell. Yeah that means I get my old cell back. Weirdly my dad was thinking of buying an iPhone for her. So basically that means I wouldn't get an iPod. But then I can trade my phone for hers. My dad later told me that my mom doesnt want a new cell and over that buying an iPod might save a lot more money but then it would be useless coz it wont have the phone function and then as Tanveer said I gotta carry two devices. What he said just caused more confusion for me.
Yeah....Anyways my dad finally agreed to get me iPod if i gave the final word anyday this week. The convincing took exactly 20 mins on Thursday. And by the way do you kno how much I collected????? 1040 SR!!!!! Pizza saves the day!!!! Details later...So that means........ IN YOUR FACE SAMBEN MUHFUKERS!!!!!!! I GET WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT COZ I CAN!!!!!!

My life is over anyways because of the 90+, Tests, Holiday Assignments, Torch, etc. No time at all!!!!!
So basically I'm gonna be more rare than Sameed. But I will post soon again.

Rahul RK
~ Headfirst, Fearless~

Need to Blog

I felt the need to urgently to blog so here goes. Past few days John sir has been giving speeches on racism and imparting his ideas. If we could record the speech and send it to any…any news channel they would immediately get him fired, sued and literally crucified to the point that he would commit suicide…the speeches were that racist and discriminating.
I am currently doing my English project. I choose “Evolution of Racism”…yeah John sir inspired me. And I found this site…I will write the exact article here.
“White indentured servants--criminals and poor, were expelled from Europe, Their enslavement was based upon class, unlike Indians and Africans which were based upon differences and color.
One of the earliest examples, which still exist today, is the caste system practice in India c. 1500 BC. The caste system is embedded into the Hindu religion in which fair-skinned Brahmins rule over the dark-skinned population.”
For one thing it was the fucking white douche bags that separated people according to colour of the skin. And the Indian system was based o the work they did……they might have gone a bit extreme with that but still. And all Indians are dark skinned, no white people to rule over Blacks {well there is one black guy-Benjamin and we all discriminate him…is that counted?}
We {Rahul, Vivin, Tanveer and I} were having an argument a couple of days ago and I have decided the only fair way is to keep a poll. The Argument-A Women looks hotter in naked or wearing clothes. Vivin and I said that a girl should have clothes but a bit revealing. Rahul and Tanveer said she should be completely dressed. Kais screamed like a little girl when he heard what we were talking about and Benjamin just looked away as though he couldn’t hear us. And now since we actually have readers {3 or 4 I think…} we can have a poll to decide the result.
Final announcement-The biggest RBS production movie has began with Director-Random Douche 1, Executive Producers- Random guy 2 and Random douche 1 and it’s going to star Random guy 2 and 3 and introducing in the lead-random douche 1. Only the writing has started so far by Random guy 2.
Sameed Ahmed
...have to complete english....

OneRepublic - Everybody Loves Me.mp3

One Republic's new album is gonna release...here's the promo single released online....

zSHARE - OneRepublic - Everybody Loves Me.mp3

Rahul RK
~hmmm....hmmm~

Back!

I have finally come back and have gone back into my routine {easier than I thought it was possible}. And no one’s changed, even Rahul is the same. The advertisement of him changing that lasted the entire last month was completely wrong. In fact he is better than ever, maybe he was like that or the excitement after seeing me, whatever, either way he is still the same. Anyways, trying to convince Benjamin to come back onto the blog and Rahul has started his money collection. At first anyone would think he was joking {for 2 days Ben has asked him if he was serious} but apparently he is dead serious. He actually asked us if we would pay him if he did our portraits. He has in fact thought of trying everything to earn money for the iPod.
Today John sir told us that guns are now going to be official in Saudi Arabia {awesome}. Then John sir continued yesterday’s topic about women being discriminated everywhere. Then he gave a religion wise view and he said since Islam was a “modern” religion, women were given more respect and the different casts were respected. No matter how “modern” Islam is, it’s still 1400years old {that is more than a millenium!} and the racial discrimination and respect to women thing was started like 80-90 years ago. Anyways why the hell was sir telling from the girl’s point of view-that they had to wear a ring…I mean even the guy has to wear so what was the big deal. And most of the things that they do is to compete with men. Talk about a huge ego. They feel discriminated even when they weren’t being discriminated against. Most of this is actually because the family guys in the immigration had kept holding up the line so I had to wait that long. No one ever complains about this. If you look at it, I {being a man} was being discriminated against by being told to go later and the woman got to go earlier. Why doesn’t anyone complain about that? They only show their side of the story {overly dramatic people} and the freaking male population believes it {I mean we out number them easily}. I am really still pissed off about having to stand in the line that long. Sir continued on and I am sure that he could've been sued for the discriminating talk that he did.
Nothing else to say…has to be the worst blog so far but still wanted to write it.
PS- I still have my laptop and I can come on net {once a week or something} and I kept this blog going while he was busy meeting pedophiles in his hostel so he can’t do this to me!!!!!!!!!
Sameed Ahmed
…10 more days and then I am completely alone…

Changes

Since we hav quite a lot of readers now (three), and the diversity of these ppl r quite mixed (im multiple ways) I've thought of making some changes in the writing style of this blog. We STILL stick to sarcasm and dissing on others, but we will make sure that we use less vulgar language and make lesser sexual innuendos. Quite contrary to the picture on the right.
Also Sameed's computer got taken away to Malaysia. So I dont think he's ever gonna post here again. The guest members cannot post also due to different reasons (didn't touch my comp since...., have tuitions to go to, I don't have time for anything other than FB). Basically lets say that its now RAHUL'S JOURNAL.
As I've mentioned before, now nothing can be expected to be free from me. So if you want to read more RBS Journal stuff (Incomplete Drafts by Sameed, Mythical Posts by Benjamin and Rahul's Best Hidden Secrets) you gotta pay. SR 20 per article. Last one costs SR25. Special discount for those who buy all of them.
Since after reading this, Sameed is gonna delete all his unposted drafts, I revoked his admin rights. Too late. :P
I'm really serious about this money matter. I might even sell you.
Here's a preview of the transforming cube that I'm ready to sell.

Have some pity on me....lemme collect atleat 100 bux to show my dad that I desaperately want it. He said yesterday that he wouldn't buy. Just help me out people! I might explode if you dont!
Since RBS Journal is gonna shut down for good soon, ideas of a finishing touch is being planned. More info later.

Rahul RK
~Wayne's world, I'm the cashier I change girls....~

Rest of My Journey

The rest of it was sucked badly. When I had first seen that Hasnain and Siraj were in the same flight, thought I would have some company. But Hasnain disappeared, and Siraj was more trouble than help. First I had an excess of 8 kilograms. The guy asked me to remove some stuff and give back to him. I had only removed 3 and shoved them into the Laptop and Guitar bags and he let it through without checking. So I managed to smuggle 5 kilos of stuff into the country {nice}. The people did not allow liqiuids onto the flight so I had to drink 1 liter water in one go and had to go for urgent bathroom break in the flight. I did not know that Emirates gives us food during our 12 hour transit. Siraj told me that and said that we needed our boarding passes for the meal and the food court was in one end of the airport and our gate was in the other {the Dubai Airport is really poorly planned}. Siraj said he would hold the boarding passes while I ate. And he forgot them while going back, and I remembered only after reaching our gate. Then I had to run {yes I said run} all the way back and get them. And then come back to get to the flight. Incidentally my seat was right beside Siraj’s. I watched Death Note 2 {the live action movie} in the Flight and I have to say the edit in the end was awesome. But L still dies. When we got down from the flight I went straight and stood in the line because I knew how long it would take so it was better to stand as quickly as possible. But then Siraj came and told me that I could come along with him as they would go as one family. But then even they were stopped and they had to stand in a shorter line {family} and I was sent to the singles line. I went and reached the front {finally after like 40 minutes}. And the guy says this line is only for new people and the re-entry people have another line go and stand there {he just had to stamp on my passport and visa and I would go….What a load of crap!!!} Then I stood in that line and when I was halfway through the asshole goes for a break and the line is disbanded. Then a Saudi brings all the re-entry people to one line and then separates the singles and the family. I was put in single. Then the family people go first then another guy checks everyone and see’s that I am still under 18 and removes me from the line and sends me back to another {What the Fuck!!! It’s just one stamp}. Then, one guys searches for all people coming from Emirates Airlines line by line. He checks every line and the line before mine doesn’t have any guy from the flight and so he stops at there and doesn’t check in mine. I went and told him that I too came in the same flight but then he says, “No, only the lines in which I check, I want. Go back and stand.” {aaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh. Stupid asshole} By the time I reached the front, everyone from my flight had gone and the 2 flights that came later than mine {Air India and Sri Lankan Airlines} were also gone. One women in the family actually saw me banging my head on the wall {I was frustrated} and got scared. Then the guy comes to check the re-entry people again and then scolds me for staying here even after coming from Emirates around 3 hours ago {Yeah it was my choice!!! I enjoyed waiting in the line for 3 hours with a laptop and a Guitar on my shoulders}. The he put me in a really small line. But the fucker sitting on the counter told me that the line was done right after I reached the front. The guy in the adjacent line told that I could go before him {and trust me I couldn’t thank him enough}, but the guy behind him {It was one of those freaking mallu’s that have a god complex and no patience} tells me to get to the back of the line. I gave him one look and said, “My flight arrived at 9:55 and I have been waiting for a really long time and I am really tired so please shut your fucking {yes, I actually said that to an adult….even though he was smaller than me it’s still a big deal} mouth and stand”. And I think the guy genuinely scared { I hadn’t slept so I think that gave me a scarier look}.My turn comes and 10 seconds in 10 seconds he stamps and enters in his computer and sends me off. For those 10 seconds I had to wait for 4 hours…4 freaking long and agonizing hours. By the time I went to baggage claim I was nearly out. I was parched and exhausted as hell. I got to a water cooler and the water put some life back into me as I took my 35 kilo stuff out of the place to the last baggage scan. And there he tells me to open my suitcase because I am smuggling magazines. I really had no energy to argue so I just showed him that it was my books and he asked for my passport and actually checked for my listing in a school. And when I finally got out of the airport it was 3:20 and the first person that recognized me was Anamma ma’am. She sees me and asks, “You are Saboor’s brother. How is he? Is he coming with you now? What is he doing?” Great. I am already exhausted and now this. So I had to explain to her everything and then she left me and then I went and saw my parents. And my mom gets worried cause “I looked Scary” {who knew I could ever be intimidating}. Then the janitor comes and asks for my passport {I had forgotten to take it from the guy}. Then I managed to stay awake till home and collapsed into the bed at around 4, I finally had some sleep, not a nap for an hour that ends in a weird dream but a real long sleep. I woke up around 2 and went straight to the airport {again….same clothes} to leave my mom. While coming back we went to visit my aunt to show that I had come back and we ate dinner and left. Came home around 10 and went to sleep. I woke up this morning and realized that I had been in the same clothes for 3 straight days. Nice!
Sameed Ahmed
…Feels good to be home…

Obama is Crazy...

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/Obama-seeks-light-and-knowledge-from-Diwali/articleshow/5125834.cms

Rahul RK
~Asatoma Sadgamaya, Tamasoma Jyothirgamaya, Mryuthyoma Amruthmgamaya~

Are Americans really that STUPID?

Seriously...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/834847/are_americans_really_that_stupid/

Rahul RK
~ And we thought they were conspiring against us~

Things I Would Do for 1700 SR

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Second to last day in Bangalore

Man!!!Time is not passing at all in this airport. And I feel sleepy for once and I can’t go to sleep {things might get stolen}. Anyways, On Tuesday, I had this urge to meet everyone at least once before going back to Saudi. And I also had this sudden really weird urge to read my horoscope. It read “your mood has been off from past few days {I haven’t been sleeping what you expect?} but as the day progresses your mood will improve but only after going worse. You will have more luck in relationships” And then something about my job but since I did not have one I didn’t mind reading it. And now here was my day after that.
We went to the farthest relative {my plan was to go far and slowly come back home with slight detours}. There the lady wouldn’t let us leave without eating {technically I did not have breakfast so it was tempting but I still had to go} But she kept us there till the last minute and then said she did not have stuff to prepare so we could go {it was more like I can’t waste my money feeding you people get out of my house right now}. The next relative at least offered water. Then another guy did not even invite us inside the house {and I wanted to meet these people; great way to waste a day}. The last relative was actually good person {one of the very few and I knew this from before; you could say I was saving the best for last}. He is my maternal grandmother’s younger brother {you wouldn’t think he was young enough to have sons younger than me but he is}. He wasn’t home so his sons {technically my uncles} decide to give me a treat to Go-Carting or Bowling. But Bowling was closed so we couldn’t go. Then out of the four 3 had mid-term exams so they couldn’t come. We decided to go to the track and it was big {way bigger than the one in Saudi} with way too many turns. My cousin asked to give us the carts with smoothest tires {so that we could drift more}. The experience was awesome!!! These were professional carts and not the kiddy ones like in Saudi. And then we were invited by the club members {whom we had just beaten in the race; despite coming here for the first time} to play Billiards {where we lost badly} Then they gave us another round in the cart {they were paying}. We beat them again {mostly cause my cousin [uncle] got a sudden asthma attack and took out all 3 of them in one go-good thing all of them were wearing helmets} Well, we were banned from ever going there again. Then we came back home and I finally had a meal in the day. And then I went back home and when I went online I actually managed to get rid of both of Tanveer’s girlfriends. So I guess everything went nearly according to the horoscope. I did have my mood go to worse and then improved and I even had luck in a relationship {the way I wanted it not by normal standards}. Guess it was God’s way to tell every dumb idiot in the worst possible place can still get lucky.
Sameed Ahmed
…I still have 3 hours left and I have already blogged twice, what else can I do…

Apple sues God

Apple isn’t stopping with Woolworths, it seems: The company is now suing God over the similarity between the apple fruit and its own apple-based logo.

Apple announced plans on Monday to sue God, citing “intense similarities” between the apple fruit and the company’s trademarked logo.

“We’ve become increasingly aware of the apple’s resemblance to the Apple logo,” a rare statement from Apple explained. “In attempting to locate the fruit’s designer, numerous documents have pointed us to God, so we decided to pursue our legal action in that direction.”

Apple’s new lawsuit comes on the heels of the company’s challenge against Woolworths Supermarkets, also made public on Monday. The grocery chain had recently revealed a new logo featuring a “W” stylized into the shape of an apple — a design Apple once again claims is too similar to its own. In both the argument against Woolworths and the one against God, Apple says the similarities could lead to consumer confusion.

“Look, clearly no other company, organization, or entity has the right to use that incredibly common shape in any way,” legal analyst Bill Loney tells eSarcasm. “I mean, do Woolworths and God have any idea who they’re messing with here?”

Indeed, Apple has kicked and screamed over its exclusive right to the apple shape plenty of times before. The company famously fought with The Beatles for nearly three decades over their usage of the symbol. Last year, Apple cried out when the city of New York created an apple-based logo for its GreeNYC campaign. And right now, Apple is reportedly taking action against at least two other organizations, one of which is an Australian pornography provider whose logo includes an apple with an arrow and a devil’s tail.

eSarcasm has learned Apple’s next targets may include the Little Apple Grocery and Deli in Manzanita, Oregon; the St. Peter’s Episcopal Church Apple Festival in Monroe, Connecticut; and the Hansen Orchards in Grove, Tasmania. The lawsuit against God, not surprisingly, is expected to trump all of those cases in both publicity and potential consequences. Experts expect the battle to reach the “highest courts possible,” though they weren’t completely clear on what exactly that meant.

God was not immediately available to comment on the matter. A spokesperson, however, promised the allegations would be taken seriously — despite, he said, the fact that they came from “an overrated company with one hell of a God complex.”

PS : Not my work...credits to some cool site i just found...my type of blogger.....

Rahul RK

~ Down, Down, Down, Down, Down ~

Finally

I am finally leaving India. No one has any idea how happy I am. I am sitting in BIA {Bangalore International Airport} and writing this. Okay, Hasnain and Siraj are both coming to Saudi Arabia with me and so I was busy talking with Hasnain and could not complete it. Well now I am in Dubai International Airport. And I choose to sit in a terminal where I can charge my laptop and be alone at the same time. But if I wanted privacy, the couple sitting in front of me also wanted it. They are sitting in front of me and kissing the crap out of each other. I am guessing they are British because of the accent. Anyways I am here to write about my experiences in India. Couple of days ago Tanveer had asked me to describe it in one sentence and I told, “Worst shithole ever to be fucked!” If you think I am exaggerating I say stop reading and get lost. I am dead serious. I had restless nights for two months. And last 2 weeks I couldn’t sleep at all. Trust me without sleep nothing ever looks good. An addition to that was Tanveer’s girlfriend. I honestly didn’t give a crap about her but because of my curiosity I went somewhere where any sane person would not go. Guess curiosity did kill the stupid cat. Then the really loud traffic of Bangalore and the neighbors destroying their balcony. After that the continuous drama that goes on inside the two houses {I mean my 2 grandparent’s houses where I was staying because my parents are not here} and me being stuck in the house the whole day because of my complete dependency {trust me whole day inside the house with old people is really frustrating}. Then all the other people continuously playing mind games just to find out more about how I think. All this added to my over exhaustion and huge head banging headaches and for a moment I even wanted to kill myself. It was completely sickening. Speaking of which; due to my bad health I was even more pissed off. So even though my head killing me right now; I am still doing this. Why, because I need to pass 12 hours in Dubai Airport and watching two people go non-stop for 8 minutes now is just too sickening so I need to do something else. I saw Taking of Pelham 123 and Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian in the plane on the way here. Taking of Pelham is very good. Doesn’t have a proper ending though. Night at the Museum is okay. Wow! This time the guy caught me staring and he gave me a thumbs-up…great.
Sameed Ahmed
…For some reason I can’t explain
I know Saint Peter won’t call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world…

Golden Moments So Far!

This post is completely for showing off this blog's good moments....
RBS Times
http://rapidshare.com/files/259947196/The_RBS_TIMES.doc.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/277236759/RBS_Journal_Times_Ed_2.docx.html
http://uploading.com/files/79cdm783/RBS_Journal_Times_Ed_3.doc/
http://uploading.com/files/1ebbf858/The%2BRBS%2BTimes%2Bed%2B4.doc/


The Movies
Wall Passer - http://rbsjournal.blogspot.com/2009/06/wall-passer-sameed.html
Teleporter 2 - http://rbsjournal.blogspot.com/2009/06/teleporter-2.html
CS THE MOVIE - http://rapidshare.com/files/277783885/15072009057.mp4.html


Other stuff....Bio related mostly
http://rbsjournal.blogspot.com/2009_06_01_archive.html


k vivin? now go nuts!
btw a video is missin off there...cudnt find...ill show u later....


Rahul RK
~Lets have some fun, this beat is sick.
 I wanna take a ride on your disco stick! ....Lady HermaphroGaga~

Our Latest Project!!

Since our previous movies have been very successful and popular [at least among those who I told about the blog], we're releasing our most recent hit....wid guest blogger #2 starring as the protagonist rapist superhero...u can expect no action sequences coz according to me, usually mallu action scenes suck...and btw its a sequel to an unreleased movie. So the "2" at the end of title
More to come...our plans are to couple Zac Efron with Random Guy#3 for the unplanned unscripted High School Muzik-Calls....Its stars everybody who's ever been on the blog....except my sister....
Anyways...whatever....hehe
CHECK OUT THE POSTER!

Rahul RK
~I wanna sleep!!!!!!~

Start of the last days in Bangalore

Today was the official "annual auto strike" {no comments} in bangalore. So spent the day indoors due to lack of transportation. But that was a good thing, at first. Our house is on the main road and so the continuous traffic usually gives me a headache {worse nowadays due to lack of sleep}. But it was quite in the morning as there were no auto's. But then the freaking neighbours decide to destroy the balcony so that the new born does not fall off. Bullshit! I mean the kid was fucking born 4 days ago. He wont learn walking for another year. The one day I could have been free, the fucking thing was blazing in my ear. So my head feels like it has been plit in two. I was thinking yesterday......Life is like a really unfair fucked up game. You play it, choose the correct options and you win and you get your reward {you go to heaven}. You screw up, choose wrongly and you get punished. Its fucked up because you cant start again. Its unfair because you have more wrong options then right ones. Well anyways forgot to say, I had gone to see the inauguration of the champions league{the cricket one...wish i could've seen the football one} live {as in I sat in the stadium} and the show was awesome. But then it got stupid as bangalore lost {I really dont care but i have to look like loyal right?}. While bangalore wa loosing, I realized somthing else. No one really uses my real name. My family calls me by my nickname {no one in school really gets it correctly though}, My cousins and some friends use 'Sam', And the other friends use; 'Goldie, Panda, Red Panda, Weasel, Brownie, Goldie, Goldilocks...'Only a few might actually have used it at some point. In fact only one person uses my name all the time-Adil chachu, who incedentally has 3 ps3's {no idea why?}. Rahul is right, I really should get some sleep...hoepfully it is possible. Now i have started the countdown for going home......
Sameed Ahmed
....life's a game but its not fair
i break the rules so i dont care
the only thing thats on my mind
is who's gonna run this town tonight.....{its the chorus from "run this town-Jay-z feat.Kanye West and Rihanna}

Disorder

Everywhere.....disorder. Nothing is going smoothly as they used to.
Usually I used to get time for completing homework (if any), watching movies And Fb-ing, chatting, blogging, flirting, joking around and hanging around outside after school. But now, I come home with many holiday assignments (all borrowed from Tanveer) and complete 50% of that, while watching movies. That leaves minimum time for the rest of the stuff mentioned above. So I have to stay up late always!
Talking about disorders, Sameed's sleeping disorder is gonna be a problem for him if he doesn't come back soon. Even I had Insomnia till the day school started...yesterday. Now I am sleep deprived....don't have time for it. All around me is confusing with school stuff .Chem Project shit [ahh!!!!!! its killin' me!] AND 90+ shit. Not even gonna prepare for it now that I gotta get my assignments done. Thursday morning will be hell.
I really wanna read The Lost Symbol. Since I don't have time, Tanveer gave the audiobook. I was thinking its gonna be really good and all. Well, it is really good. Except that now I don't have time to listen to it.
Torch shit is gonna pour upon me. The Retard got only 7 articles so far [the biggest one from me, 2 from other torch members, and some low lives like Zahid] and 6 poems and he's already ready to publish them. Real Buttvizor. Smelled like shit today too.
Over that I forget Maths everyday, I dont listen in English period [no point in it], I daydream in Physics period, I feel sleepy in Bio and I don't have time for Chem coz of the damn assignments.
Its hell from now. Really bad time to get the dsl working.
I'm totally gonna sleep in the Bio double plus 1 period tomorrow if i don't get to bed. So im out.
Oh and yeah, SP's latest ep was toooooo good. I totally love it. Never loved any ep more than this....Ike is cute! *gay sigh* :P

Rahul RK ....
<<<:::::lovin sobre mode! Sameed should try it sometime::::>>>

~ No....Thats Ignorant!! I'm not dead! I just have a skin condition...MaryJane ~

24

I decided to call it so because like the main guy in the series has insomnia and I recently found out that I do too. For the idiots who don’t know, insomnia is a condition where the person has difficulty sleeping. For me, it’s no sleep whatsoever. I hadn’t been sleeping well from past 2 months but then all of a sudden I couldn’t sleep at all. This angered everyone in the house as I needed something to do during the time and I chose to play. So a few days ago I joked to Tanveer that I didn’t sleep because I have insomnia {I said this cause I found insomnia intriguing just like laryngitis}. But when my aunt took me to the doctor and he said I have insomnia all I could think was that-Shit! Well anyways he said that it is caused mostly due to stress and change in sleeping atmosphere. And then he asked me if I had a girlfriend {seriously what the F$%# is with people. Why do they think every problem on god’s green earth is related to a girl!!}. I looked at him with a raised eyebrow. He kept saying it is okay, you can tell me I won’t tell anyone {he had sent my aunt out} and my patience was really running out {I mean really why can’t people think otherwise}. I asked him that and asked me what else could I be stressed about. And that’s when I realized; for the first time ever, I was actually worried about studies {What is happening to me!!!}. I told him that and I could say that he didn’t believe me. He told me insomnia was not actually disease, it is a condition showing mental instability {if this guy tells me once more that I am crazy I am going to kill him. I am seriously running out of patience}. He told me to get back to Saudi as quickly as possible because I was used to that and it could help me get back to normal {I would have killed him for that but I was out of energy and my head was killing me}. Anyways, I am dead bored {an extra 8 hours can make a day unnecessarily long}. Cool listen to this,
“A recent study shows that “whatever” is one of the most common words used in a conversation. And a poll shows that it is the most annoying word used in a conversation and it places above “you know”, “Anyways” and “what if”.”
Anyways, you know; all I can say right now is whatever; there is no what if I didn’t get stressed in this situation. Yes! I used every single annoying word in a sentence to make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Anyways, sorry for the lack of sarcasm, I am tired {a lot} and cant think properly.
Sam
…and the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey…

World at a GLANCE

If it were upto me for presenting the day to day happenings of this green and blue ball that we call Earth, then it'd be so different. All politicians would have been mass murdered by public, Obama might've nuked Kerala, Pakistan would've been taken over by Saudis [yeah I'm clever enough to instigate that], and we would have all become atheists. Plus I'd been killed quite sometime after I've caused all the above.
 Well since the civilized world [the media as they call themselves...yeah right] knows properly that these are bound to happen, they wouldn't think of employing me for that. Or most probably because I'm dissing them right now.
So now I'm gonna show them how the world actually looks through my eyes...
Note for readers : Do not continue from here onwards if you support the press or if you don't have more than 20 minutes free time to read. Or if you like Kanye West. In which case you don't have anything to do here. Get the fuck out.

French 'boy sex' minister defiant
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8298051.stm

What the world needs to worry about is that the Culture minister is GAY! French people are already fuckheads. Whats gonna happen to the country! I mean he's written a book about having sex with Men! He should be kicked out and buried alive for being gay. Yuck!! THEN, he should be tried and prosecuted for being a pedophile. One thing to note, the French President called him "talented and courageous". So that means theres a story of something between them too. God only knows he's all that quoted stuff in which way.

US First Lady 'slave roots' found 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8297669.stm 

Who cares. I wouldn't give shit about it even if they found that she's a dude and Obama's got a pussy. Seriously, what more can they expect. Black people dont grow off trees [except in Tamil Nadu]. They had to be brought there as slaves obviously. And as anyone would expect, some white trailer trash guy, being a natural pedophile, impregnated the gal and after many generations by mistake of fate ended up in the White House. Basically what they're trying to say is "Obama isn't black. He partly belongs to WHITE Race. Neither is his wife. She's part WHITE too. If you ain't WHITE, you ain't entering the WHITE house."

Royal blood disorder identified
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8297467.stm

The Fuck!! How the hell did we study about it if They didn't find it first!!!!! Our Bio TB is too good!!

Cuba bloggers test government limits
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8295503.stm

LOL...those blogs are nothing. They should see this blog, esp this post haha!. Khobar will get nuked from all sides!

Dye-job donkeys wow Gaza children

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8297812.stm 

How pathetic.....I mean they fucking painted and taped a donkey to look like a zebra!!! I thought Gaza got wiped off the face of the earth with all that constant bombing! The news might not an important one. But one major thing all of you should notice....very important...In the picture of the painted donkey, there is a white girl. What the fuck is a white girl doing in the Gaza strip? Proof that Americans start all problems....oh yeah it also shows zebras are WHITE with black stripes....see how they hid the message...

Afghan bomb strikes India embassy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8296137.stm 

The Foreign Secretary is such a retard. The car bomb was parked in front of the embassy, a guy knew exactly which car, and she says the car arrived at so and so time. Why the hell didn't she do anything?!!! ""She believes the suicide bomb was directed against the Indian embassy."" The same place was bombed a year back. "Security? Why security? Lightening never strikes the same spot twice" I can't help but say "oh India, you're so full of shit!" [in terms of people only]

Do you drum it, strum it or stroke it?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8294355.stm

Oh yeah...I stroke it. All night long........Sex joke five! <*hi5 and snap*>

Rahul RK

~ Definitely I'll do better next time~

The Naked Truth

Hey guys, Vivin here. You can call me the six6four. It comes up in my name. But that's another story. Anyways Rahul told me about his blog when we were at P.C Thomas's Entrance Coaching Centre in Thrissur, Kerala. Man.. it was a totally different world. It became a part of our lives so suddenly.. Infact we are still recovering from it's hangover.
Well.. I've got a crazy incident that i would like to relate to you guys. During this vacation I visited north India and Hyderabad to see my cousin Melwin. So while I was there, we were returning from the movies [ Transformers 2 in IMAX...yipee! lol]. Me and my cousin sat at the back of their Innova. Most of trip went without any unusual happenings until suddenly Melwin got excited and frantically pointed out to the streets like a madman. I desperately tried to figure out what he was trying to show in the speeding car. What I saw through the rear window, kinda froze me.
 I saw a nude body from what I could make out [by then the car had gone furthur]. You don't see much nudity in KSA lol. So I desperately tried to see if I was lucky enough to find a naked lady. I looked at the lower half of the body to find its gender. From where I saw it, it looked like it was covered by something, an underwear, probably. By then we took a turn and entered another street. My cousin couldn't control his excitement and kept chanting '' I saw boobs...! I saw boobs..! '' It later dawned upon me that what I had seen was her pubic hair!!

Well now I can call it 'Public hair'.


six6four
~Edited by Rahul to make it RBS material~

First Blog in Few Days

Feels good to blog again. My life from the past few 2 months has been the worst. I haven’t slept properly since I came to India so I have huge dark circles. I had an interesting day though.
Today, we {my aunt and I} had gone to Commercial Street to buy clothes for my aunt and she took me because I was the only guy in the house {why the hell are guys supposed to come to ladies cloth shopping}. We went into this alley where there were only girl clothes {and lingerie}. In fact I could easily see that I was the only guy in the whole street. And these two girls {must have been around 20} go inside the lingerie shop giggling and looking at me. Anyways we went back on the main road and then inside this shop {it was a big one} where the guy sitting on the counter was around my age and looked bored to death. I followed my aunt around for like an hour and a half {how long can a girl shop}. Then I went to the counter and sat there.
The guy [forgot to ask his name] - “at least you don’t have to come here every day and sit for hours.”
Me- “right……. {I noticed he was seeing the security camera} You need security camera in a cloth shop.”
The guy- “Dunno why but we do. It is installed everywhere.”
I then looked at the changing room and laughed.
The guy- “Trust me, more than half the people that come here aren’t worth looking at.”
Me- “What?”
The guy- “You were looking at the changing room. Even I had thought it would be awesome to get a security camera installed over there. But look at the store right now. Do you find anyone even worth looking at?”
Me- “Guess not.”
Even I was too bored to actually ignore this guy so instead we started talking. He told that he comes from his engineering collage and works here and then goes home. He was in his third year. And I told him I was in 12th in Saudi Arabia. He asked me what my plan was after 12th.
Me –“Well I don’t really…”
The Guy -“Hottie alert! Look. How much would you rate her?”
Me –“ Nice…I would say around 8.”
The Guy -“a bit generous. I say 7.8.”
Me – “another one.”
And just like that 4 really hot girls just entered together {and annoyingly they were all giggling}.
The Guy -”Average rating?”
Me -”9…”
The Guy [can’t believe after all this talking I didn’t ask him his name] –“definitely.”
The girls walk up to the counter and the hottest girl {sorry for differentiating them like this but I don’t know how else should I. Rating would be around 9.3} walks up and says, “It’s Harshita’s [and she pointed and someone, I was too busy staring at the first one to notice who it was] birthday and she would like to buy a dress. Can you help us; everyone else seems a bit busy.” And of course the guy led them without any hesitation. And I turned to the TV [we had changed it to doordarshan news] and started watching {cool some chick won Nobel peace prize} because I was watching that I did not notice that one of the girls had stayed behind [incidentally she was the second hottest].
The Girl [don’t worry I know her name. it will be revealed in due time]-“So…. {what, where, when, how? [I was somewhere in dream world and was suddenly shocked back]} You work here also?”
Me- “No, my aunt is shopping….somewhere {where had she gone?}And I was bored so he and I were talking.”
The Girl – “About what?” {trust me you don’t want to know}
Me – “Some stuff {my eyes were half shut from boredom, and even a hot chick in front of me couldn’t wake me up}”
The Girl – “ Can I sit?” And she pointed at the seat that the guy had just vacated.
Me- “sure.”
The Girl – “ So what’s with your hair?” Why the hell cant people leave my hair alone.
Me – “They were like that since birth. It’s supposed to be a genetic mutation {now why did I say that}”
The Girl – “Cool, so you are a genuine mutant?”
Me – “Right. No superpowers though just different hair colour.”
The Girl – “It’s still cool……My name is Neha by the way.” And she extended her hand. I shook it. “And yours?” {Shit! How could I forget to tell?}
Me – “Sam.”
Neha – “ So what do you do Sam?”
Me – “First year engineering” {why the hell did I promote myself}
Neha – “Hmm, You look more like a +1 guy.” {Why on earth did she demote me}
Me – “right.” {after each reply I turned to the TV.}
Neha – “you need to pay more attention to a girl. Do you have a girlfriend?”
Me – “Not…”
But before I could reply properly her friends came back and the hottest girl said, “Come on Neha, we have loads of shopping left.” {Who says “Loads”?} “oh cool you have made new friend. Hi my name is Priyanka. This is Harshita and Farheen.” And I shook hands with each one of them. “Come on Neha we have to go”
Neha – “Yeah, see you later Sam.” I really couldn’t help but rise my eyebrow...seriously the probability of meeting her again were next to zero. “Okay fine {she was laughing} won’t see you later…bye.”
And she caught up with her friends and I could swear I heard someone say, “so, what’s the deal with his hair?”
The Guy [seriously annoying, should have found out his name] – “Dude that was awesome you found out all their names. Back there they were using weird nicknames. Even if it was luck that was cool.”
{And after all this it finally flashed to me; I just talked to a girl face to face. And I woke up now and wondered how much better it could’ve gone}
Me – “right.”
My aunt came out, paid for the dresses asked the guy if I was any trouble {what the hell, I am not in kindergarten} And he politely said no he is a good kid {Why do people keep treating me like a kid?} And we left the store and I had only one thought “I AM DEFINITELY BLOGGING THIS!”

Sameed Ahmed
Maybe we should start a rating system…so that people can rate each post

Twilight Tonight

Sameed and I were chatting today and somehow we came onto the topic of Robert Pattison. Apparently now some chick is gonna make a documentary about how difficult it is to be him. Well you might think, "yeah right, how difficult it is to be a sensation among girls of all age especially when it comes to dating..." You're wrong actually. It is very very very troublesome. According to Sameed the guy had to escape in disguise from shooting sets and places to get women off his back.
 Me, being so brilliantly intelligent and creative and all [I CAN blow my own trumpet on MY blog], thought of ways to relieve him of his troubles. If he or any of the other Hollywood heartthrobs [male only] need help they can refer to the following or kiss my ass[which as Sameed mentioned is Perfect].

•  He can become Gay.
  

     If he turns gay, then gals will lose their hopes of scoring with him. Every girl, in the deep inner depths of their mind, wanna totally sleep with him. If he reveals his interest is conflicting [and disgusting] then they might become less of a problem.
 Advantage - When girls lose hope, they become clingy to whatever person is near them. If you're near, its your day!!
 Disadvantages - Like Sameed said, girls like gay men. They tend to become best friends and if there is a strong will power included [If girls decide on a guy, he'll be hers on the exact time and date she sets with her best friends....or when her period stops] she'll turn him straight.
When girls hear he's gay, they'll be heartbroken and might try suiciding, thereby reducing the girl population of the world.
Also, gay people are disgusting and creepy. That makes worse results for us.
PS : this method can be used to save multiple male celebrities by pairing them up. Like how they paired Martin Lawrence and Will Smith in Bad Boys, Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint in Harry Potter, Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp in POC, John Clooney and Brad Pitt in Oceans 11+, Shia LeDouche and Bumblebee in Transformers, Optimus Prime and Megatron in Transformers 2, Benjamin and Sameed in Teleporter, etc
Some pairings shouldn't be done. If we pair Robert Pattison and Zac Efron, then there will be only men left on this planet along with few women [lesbians, comatose patients, blind, old, transsexual, cartoon characters] 

• Kill him
  

Easy way to relieve all this can be by killing him. Its not a new thing, its been done many times. Elvis Presley, Bruce Lee, and many other lees were poisoned for the same reason.  Recently even Michael Jackson was poisoned for that. Only difference is that he was poisoned by women to stop men from being attracted to him and turning gay and also to stop him from molesting ...... what? bit too early to joke about it?..
 Advantage: We don't get to listen the silly whining of girls about him. Also we get rid of him for good.
 Disadvantage : Girls die again. And remaining girls hate you for killing him.

•  Replace him!
  

When there are people like me in the public, why should you worry? Help me be a celebrity and I'll get the chance of ruining his image through the media like Kanye West does. BTW Kanye West should die. Like Mr Garrison said, "die! you go to hell and die!"
All one has to do to become Robert Pattison is stop taking bath, lose all expressions and act like you just recovered from a coma and have short term memory loss. And sprinkle glitter on your chest and strip in the sunlight. As a matter of fact, I'm ready for this!! [look at pic!]

All i need is Superman's powers to really get into the character of Edward Cullen....If you don't know who he is, then you might be the only completely straight man on this planet [i.e, not counting me].
 For the info of all who don't know, the only thing I hate as much as Kanye West...well, okay not as much as him but nearly as much as him, is Twilight. I personally think it is the gayest novel I've ever read. Now I know how it feels to be inside a girls head. Very uncomfortable. As far as the movie is concerned, I don't hate it as much 'coz the chick who plays Bella Swan [ridiculous name btw], Kristen Stewart is hot! I saw her first in this movie Sameed had given me - Into the Wild. It was about some guy who leaves home for camping across USA. She plays a 16year old in it...almost ----- scene and all. And then she came in the end of Jumper as the protagonist's step-sister. One word for her....actually one sentence -

"Sleepy eyed petite smokin hottie"

Its 2:30 am now. I came online just to post this. Sleepless nights.....

Rahul RK 
~You lift my feet off the ground, spin me around
   You make me Crazier, crazier, crazier............. ~

Rules!!!!!

I'm setting a pattern for everybody to post. Pls follow especially guest guys coz the whole idea of the blog is to express our weird life in a way that others would actually listen to. Also there are guys among us who can't express themselves properly in front a certain group. For example Sameed can't talk when there r gals around him lol.  Benjamin cannot concentrate on anything when Bino's around.

Keep these in mind......

1) Write about only incidents that are weird or funny or you think is cool. Don't write stuff out of compulsion. It may have said 'RBS Journal' but its not actually a diary of what crap you did and did not do. That kinda stuff is what I and Sameed do. Its not for you :P [Now you know why its RBS Zone now]
2) Don't leave this blog after reading the previous sentence.
3) Add images or video too to juice up your post.
4) There's no force on you. Post when you have time. Maybe Fridays only or something.
5) The blog will be stale for some time from end of this month to March. But its still gonna run after that so that we can keep in touch with each other and share stuff. It can be our meet up spot.
6) After you've posted leave the blog and await comments from others the next day. Don't message or call me up saying, "okay, I've posted. Now what?" like Sameed and Benjamin did the first time.
7) Leave your personal thought at the end of the post. It can be anything, maybe an insult or curse on me/Sam/Ben/anyone else. This is actually a replacement for the funny nicknames that we usually put.
8) Pls check out the new stuff on the blog too. Like the polls and other applications. You ppl missed out the air hockey app which was there few months back.

I'm thinking of making a small change in RBS Times. I quit. So now its gonna be Sameed Times.
Sameed is in trouble because his aunt found out porn on his laptop. And he doesn't know that. lol

Rahul RK
~I can't do this all on my own. No, I'm no, I'm no Superman.....~

Rant of the Critics

Few days back we had Tanveer's first post. As I read it I realized that it was missing something.....but I'd no idea what it was.....till now.....
Presentation......
Paragraphing, disuse of short forms, spacing, Sarcasm [very important for this blog], and most important of all....Subject
As Sameed said about Tanveer's post...."needs more stuff"..........which is actually not what he said word to word....he quoted what I'd said about his version of RBS Times which meant something like that.
Anyways I'm hoping that Benjamin will appear on the blog someday again.

All the polls have closed. The Results -
1) SHOULD RBS TIMES CONTINUE?
    YES 2 votes    No 0 votes
2) WHO SHOULD REPLACE BENJAMIN?

    Vivin 1vote   Rohit  0votes   Tanveer 0votes   Benjamin 0votes  Nobody 0votes

RBS Times thus continues. Since the second polls's result contradicts each other, we settle with Benjamin's name still on the blog.
New polls are gonna start. So don't forget to check out the right side.

Rahul RK
~Now I'm Speechless over the Edge I'm just Breathless
  I never thought I'd catch this lovebug again..................~