If it were upto me for presenting the day to day happenings of this green and blue ball that we call Earth, then it'd be so different. All politicians would have been mass murdered by public, Obama might've nuked Kerala, Pakistan would've been taken over by Saudis [yeah I'm clever enough to instigate that], and we would have all become atheists. Plus I'd been killed quite sometime after I've caused all the above.
Well since the civilized world [the media as they call themselves...yeah right] knows properly that these are bound to happen, they wouldn't think of employing me for that. Or most probably because I'm dissing them right now.
So now I'm gonna show them how the world actually looks through my eyes...
Note for readers : Do not continue from here onwards if you support the press or if you don't have more than 20 minutes free time to read. Or if you like Kanye West. In which case you don't have anything to do here. Get the fuck out.
French 'boy sex' minister defiant
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8298051.stm
What the world needs to worry about is that the Culture minister is GAY! French people are already fuckheads. Whats gonna happen to the country! I mean he's written a book about having sex with Men! He should be kicked out and buried alive for being gay. Yuck!! THEN, he should be tried and prosecuted for being a pedophile. One thing to note, the French President called him "talented and courageous". So that means theres a story of something between them too. God only knows he's all that quoted stuff in which way.
US First Lady 'slave roots' found Who cares. I wouldn't give shit about it even if they found that she's a dude and Obama's got a pussy. Seriously, what more can they expect. Black people dont grow off trees [except in Tamil Nadu]. They had to be brought there as slaves obviously. And as anyone would expect, some white trailer trash guy, being a natural pedophile, impregnated the gal and after many generations by mistake of fate ended up in the White House. Basically what they're trying to say is "Obama isn't black. He partly belongs to WHITE Race. Neither is his wife. She's part WHITE too. If you ain't WHITE, you ain't entering the WHITE house."
Royal blood disorder identified
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8297467.stm
The Fuck!! How the hell did we study about it if They didn't find it first!!!!! Our Bio TB is too good!!
Cuba bloggers test government limits
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8295503.stm
LOL...those blogs are nothing. They should see this blog, esp this post haha!. Khobar will get nuked from all sides!
Dye-job donkeys wow Gaza childrenHow pathetic.....I mean they fucking painted and taped a donkey to look like a zebra!!! I thought Gaza got wiped off the face of the earth with all that constant bombing! The news might not an important one. But one major thing all of you should notice....very important...In the picture of the painted donkey, there is a white girl. What the fuck is a white girl doing in the Gaza strip? Proof that Americans start all problems....oh yeah it also shows zebras are WHITE with black stripes....see how they hid the message...
Afghan bomb strikes India embassy
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8296137.stm The Foreign Secretary is such a retard. The car bomb was parked in front of the embassy, a guy knew exactly which car, and she says the car arrived at so and so time. Why the hell didn't she do anything?!!! ""She believes the suicide bomb was directed against the Indian embassy."" The same place was bombed a year back. "Security? Why security? Lightening never strikes the same spot twice" I can't help but say "oh India, you're so full of shit!" [in terms of people only]
Do you drum it, strum it or stroke it?
Oh yeah...I stroke it. All night long........Sex joke five! <*hi5 and snap*>
Rahul RK
~ Definitely I'll do better next time~
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