For those of you who dont know I walked 6kms uphill and then 3kms downhill day before yesterday and then played one game in ps3 for 6 hours on a projector {which was freaking awesome} yesterday and today i am dead mentally and physically. To Rahul-There is only one download on RBS times because only one guy managed to download it. The site"uploading.com" is stupid please go back to rapidshare. And someone voted that no one should replace Benjamin....I was thinking, why not let all three enter and blog.

RBS Times 4 aka Special Edition

This times RBS Times marks the debut of Sameed at this. Everything except 1st headline and editing, was done by him. Also to note, the last 2 headlines are true. 
http://uploading.com/files/1ebbf858/The%2BRBS%2BTimes%2Bed%2B4.doc/ 
So far I've noticed that there's been only 1 download for RBS Times 3. Hmmm....WTF!


I found a bunch of Deathnote stuff to buy on the net....details later.
I fooled Aju nicely yesterday by texting him on his phone and pretending to be a girl. LOL
Vivin will be posting at the blog really soon.

Bit sleepy now....so tata..

Rahul RK

Guests At Our Blog!

After Benjamin's Permanent absence from the blog, I've thought of bringing in guest members for blogging. They'll be blogging whenever they get time. So you wouldn't miss Me or Sameed anyways!

Our new blog guests are -

Vivin Abraham Mathew

Rohit Radhakrishnan

& Tanveer Ahmed aka Tanvi!!!!!!

And also for the notice of these 3, I'll need your gmail ids (i got vivin's) to invite you....so basically you people can join in only if you're a true reader of RBS Journal and send me your ids. How cunning is that! lol

Also a notice for Sameed : "Contact me ASAP!!"

Rahul RK

Crazyy!!!!

I'm havin this crazy urge to buy somthn off ebay...im ready to register in paypal and ebay but the only problem is i dont hav any credit card or method to pay....got 1000 bux in hand tho....

so i need to convince my dad to buy somethin onlyn...for this i need to catch him in his happy mood....and for tht i need to be doin my holiday assignment lol...

so far i checkd out Deathnote keychains and stuff on ebay...found an iPhone 3gs 32GB unlocked...first bid was 300$...weird part is highest bid is now 610$ plus shipping cost of 90$....if only i had tht kinda cash in my pocket....

Anyways i cant afford the iphone myself. So im gonna spend the 1000 SR i collectd so far on clothes lol.  i need to meet up all u guys b4 school too! all highon adrenaline now lool

Workin on RBS Times ed 4....

Rahul RK

RBS Journal Edition 3

Now blogspot is back with many updates....somehow they noticed tht we're Indians and gav us the option of typing in Hindi, Kannada, Malayalam, Tamil and telugu. Pretty cool huh?
अरब न्यूस के प्रकार स्कूल दुस्वी अक्टूबर को ही रीओपेन होंगी। इसलिए मैं ज्यादातर समय ऑनलाइन ही रहूँगा। शायद इस हफ्ते RBS Journal Times के दो edition release होंगी।
I request my dearest bro Sameed to post an edition of RBS Times too ...it was good to read his post after so long....I've been havin thoughts of removin Benjamin and replacin him wid Vivin and Rohit....they've actually gt awesom stuff goin on too....
so here's the 3rd ed of RBS Times
http://uploading.com/files/79cdm783/RBS_Journal_Times_Ed_3.doc/
Rahul RK "രാഹുല്‍"

Birthday, Eid and Other Disasters

Eid was the worst. First, I don’t know how many of you know, but I am living with my relatives and my parents are in Saudi and my brother is in Malaysia. So I really didn’t feel like socializing when everyone came over for eid. So I was in my room {or the room given to me}. But everyone starts flocking inside to see my guitar. I played a couple of nursery rhymes {unfortunately that’s all I know.} and they left and one of the cousins, name is Fiza, had broken my nephew {sounds weird but that is my relation to him} helicopter on the first go even before the guy himself tried to fly it and she looked at my guitar the same way and all I said was that it costs 14000 rupees and she automatically ran off. {I was exaggerating with the cost}. Main story-One of my uncle’s-Masood, is a real pain. Once I was telling my nephew {same one} about how to play Counter Strike. I told him to just go and start killing everyone in sight. And I saw him frowning,
Masood - “Did you just say kill?”
{duh! deaf or something?}
Me – Yeah!
Masood – “You should not say kill. Try something a bit less harsh?”
Me- “destroy, devastate, obliterate, murder…?”
Masood – “how about neutralize?”
{right, then we will go and paint our nails, have sleep over’s and do each other’s make-up}
Me-“kay”
He got offended over the word “kill”. Coming back to main point. He saw my guitar and asked me who my inspiration was. {Asian Kung-fu generation, Linkin Park…I know} and I told this one song and I played it. Rahul knows the song-What’s up people {the metal song in Death Note} I had downloaded it off YouTube and so I was playing it in Real Player and suddenly it pops up. A message that says that a software needs to be downloaded for the video to play {the hell}. I chose yes and next moment a freaking stripper show starts on my laptop. I immediately turned the laptop {looking back, I don’t think I should have done that, it made it look like I was the one getting that} He left saying, “I know what type…of songs you are {I didn’t like the way he said that.}and don’t worry I am adult {wha…} too.” And then Fahad {My cousin} comes and say what are you doing? And I told please can you give me 2 minutes. Then I tried to remove it…failed, and suddenly everybody found the room attractive [I mean really why the hell was everybody coming now}. Finally out of Desperation I called Fahad and asked him about it and the way he said did you try to download something…it was like even he thought I wanted to download this {seriously, who would want a cheap crap like that}. And he told me the only thing I could do is format {great!!! When in doubt format} the laptop and till then don’t let anyone near it. But I wasn’t ready to give up. I followed the link on the girl {not to download it…besides it cost 30 dollars, who the f would buy that?} I found the name of the file and deleted it. But the girl was still stripping {it was a repeat process}. Idea-I went straight to Windows Task Manager. Any application that is running can be ended over there. I went to processes and removed the freaking strip show…hahahhaha victory!!!!!

Looking back Birthday wasn’t that bad. I mean no cake {seriously……no cake}, no gifts {the only one was a perfume, and I am allergic to perfumes}. It was degrading enough that I had to play happy birthday to myself. Then the fact that people thought it was my 16th birthday. My mom’s side of the family celebrated my 17th birthday {correct} while my dad’s side celebrated my 16th birthday. Well I mean those amongst my dad’s side who remembered. Fahad and Zeba {another cousin} were discussing my birthday and they arrived at the fact that I wasn’t an year younger to Sadath and Shagufa {Fahad’s younger sister} but I was of their age and hence I was turning 16 and not 15. And these are my relatives……
Then my cousins {twins born on 1st January 2000…weird} had a friend whom their elder brother {Arman} teased by calling her “shit”. I was bored so I did the same thing and my excuse was that I probably wouldn’t meet her any ways. Arman had a friend who had an elder sister. Now Arman was telling the story of Naruto to her and I did not know that. I thought that it was just some guy from his school. So I kept shouting any and every insult that could be said with two kids in the room. When he told me who was on the phone, I told the same thing {it’s not like I am going to meet her.}. Next day after school the 2 cousins came back from school with 3 friends {one of them was the “shit” girl and she stares at me weirdly}, And they all go inside the bedroom and come out with different dresses {they all changed inside…together…must have been a pedophile heaven, Rahul’s heaven} and Arman comes back from school and his friend comes along with his sister {who was an 18 year old hot girl} and even she gives me the weird stare before leaving and all I could think was {@$%^!!!!}
-Sameed ‘need some new nicknames} Ahmed

Kid in Orange Shirt

ok so this is an episode tht happened in PC Thomas's hostel. When we Saudi+Qatar batch joined on 31st August, there was already a Muscat batch there who had only 10 days for their term to get over. It was kinda weird for us first timers coz we were wid these random kids and all our friends were scattered in diff corners of the dorm. Some were in another dorm like Savio, Nithin Sahadevan, Lino Daniel, Aju, etc and Vivin and Bito too temporarily.
So on the first day some gud guys came and introduced themselves. It was really cool tht they seemed to want to help us. There was this guy three beds away from me. One day, i was returnin frm the bathroom and i hung my underwear (dont worry...washed clean lol) over this rail thing on the wall. This guy was watchin me and he said "Hey dude, spread your underwear properly. Otherwise the dirt on it will accumulate in one side and you'll get skin bzzzz[dint get what he said]. My friend over there got it. But he put Parachute oil on it and it went. If u need Parachute oil come to me and I'll give you"
I was too shocked on what he jus said. So i jus nodded. When I put up rest of my stuff, he asked my name. I jus said it and turned around. "Dude, you think im weird ryt? I kno u think im weird. Many ppl told me tht im weird...." I was more astounded by what he was sayin. All i cud do was mutter "no..."
The next day the guy wore an orange tshirt tht he dint remove for the next 3 days. Ther was a bout of diarrhoea and so he dint attend the last 3 days of his course on purpose usin it as an excuse. Since he dint attend any of the class, he kept hangin around teh dorm. On one such day, i and vivin wer returnin from lunch and the guy shouts out at me "My brother has the same shirt!!!" I ignored him. Later after class i was sittin at my desk in the dorm, readin. He came to me again and said, "My bro has the same shirt!!!"
Me : Hmm
Him: You kno what? You're teh weirdest kid i've ever met.
Me : Whatever
Him: Seriously, wats wrong wid u. I told u twice tht my bro has the same shirt.
Me : So wat am i supposed to do? Celebrate or somthn?
Him: No but blah blah.....
I dint hear a thing tht guy said after tht lol
Later, at night he was goin around and tellin evryone to make beepin noises from watches after dark to annoy the wardens....wat a looser tht guy was.....seriously....he's weirder than a guy wid balls on his chin...and he calls ME weird...
gotta go 4now....new RBS Times comin up in the next few days.....

Rahul RK

Weird Warden

Hi people...im in Sobre mode for the tym bein...btw Sameed is so confused......lol

K so today im gonna talk abt this incident (one among many) tht happened wen i was in PC Thomas Entrance Coaching centre. Students had to choose wich subjects they wanted to write entrance for. The Medical wannabe guys took Phy, Chem, Bio and the Engineering students took Phy Chem Maths. So obviously i took bio. Each Subject was taught by 2 teachers each. Usually we used to hav 2 sessions of classes in the beginnin, ie 9am-12pm and 1pm -4pm. But after a few days they made many changes (will explain more about it later).
One among those changes was the night classes. So we had to hav one more session in the night tym 7:30pm-10:30pm everyday [except sundays]. This night time schedule was fittin well for the maths teachers, but one of the bio teachers Mr Sunny couldnt take night classes coz he's too old and all. So we bio students had night classes only evry alternate day. So one of the those days wen we dint hav the bio period in the nyt class, i was walkin back to my dorm. There were two blocks of dorms...block A and B. I was on block B which was on the 1st floor and was bit further from the class than block A. While i ws walkin towards it there was a tall thin strange guy standin ther. I recognized him as one of the wardens who keeps sulkin around when we hav food in the mess. This guy comes up to me and asks...
Creepy Warden : Do I know you?
ME : nO [y isnt this guy askin me y am i not in class?]
CW : where r u from?
ME : Kannur
CW : Wher in Kannur?
ME : [Dont tell me this guy is frm kannur too] Payanur.
CW : Ur dad is ther back in ....? [he guessd i must be in the gulf batch but dint hav any idea abt which country]
ME : No...he's here now. [y??]
CW : What does he work as?
ME : Civil Engineer.
CW : And your mom?
ME : No....
Actually the question he used in malayalam could be replied with a sentence. But since i jus wanted to get away from the creep, i replied with "no". So this brought the possibility of 2 meanings for the sentence,
1) No, my mom doesnt work
2) No, I dont hav a mom!
lol His expression wen i said tht was so funny! he obviously took it in the second way!!! I waited for him 2 say somethin but he kept lookin at me for so long tht i jus walked away wen it bcame totally awkward....
On the last day of the hostel stay, Aju, Leroy and I wer hangin out waitin for our parents to come and Aju tld us tht the forementioned warden was GAY! i mean not Benjamin gay, the REAL DEAL GAY PEDOPHILE. He apparently touched sum boys(includin aju) in the gay way .... lucky for me i dint get tht guy as the warden of my dorm....

Recently i took up this weird craze abt the Iphone 3gs.....im goin mad...dont hav the guts to ask my dad for one, dont hav the money to buy one myself and dont really hav the tym to plan out somthn to get it....

MORE TO COME...

Rahul RK

Wedding Weirdom

Yesterday there was this wedding of some distant relative in my dad's side. So obviously i had no intention of going....but since my sis was in her college and my mom was still at her house, i was to be the representative from Kunnaru (the locality where i live). All my elder cousins with whom i could have hung out with didn't come. So as i once told Sameed i was next in line to lead. Weird part was there was only one junior to lead and she happened to be a girl and of my age. So basically it was just me alone. I was so pissed in the morning cuz it was just me, my dad and my grandparents in the car. I reached the wedding place and saw one of my relatives, ie, distant cousin wearin low waist jeans....dude, seriously he was the definition of low waist. There wasn't one person who dint laugh at him when he walked by. Since the oldies had to move away for the crappy stuff they had to do, i was left alone. I found a place to stand in the huge crowd and then the low waist guy and his gang of lameass friends stood in front of me. Couldn't even see who the hell was the bridegroom( I was from the bridegroom's side and i dint know him).
So i was standin there checkin out if any tasty chicks were there next to me, when i noticed one newly married aunty lookin at me lol. I donno why i was so repulsed by that that i turned my head suddenly towards the weddin pandal. Then i saw the to be wedded couple for a microsecond or so only coz my attention was caught by this very very very beautiful Gal dressed in pink and blue combo clothes standin behind them. I dint see anythin else for the rest of the time. Just kept checkin her out. I attempted to take her photo but i chickened out. After the ceremony got over she and her 3 friends were still lingerin around there. I stood there for so long that the crowd around me kinda disappeared and there i was, standin out tall, alone, starin at that gal. The gal actually looked at me for 2 seconds(a new record lol) and weirdly i dint break the eye contact then. The gal turned to her friend and they giggled (so obviously they did mention me in their conv..."hey look at tht retard starin at u!"). Thats when i came to my consciousness and looked around. I noticed that the newly married aunty lady who was starin at me was smilin broadly at me. Funniest part is that i totally stared back till she walked away! Lmao!
Then it was lunch time and food was bein served. I found my dad and his dad near the pandal and sat next to them. Thats when the bride comes out with the groom and stood right in front of me. The Gal in Pink and her friends came right to the couple and the bride said to the groom, "These are my friends and classmates. This is Dhanya...." and they talked for sometime and then went towards the food side. My dad told me to move too and then we had to wait till certain tables were cleared coz the no. of people who turned up were higher than expected. While waitin i again was checkin her out while she was also waitin and her friend starts checkin me out! I was disgusted coz that gal was much of a looker. So i turned around as if i was observing the landscape and saw my Bangalore cuz. She usually is a mega bitch, but at the wedding turned out to be as bored as i was and also SOBRE. Still dint bother talkin to her. Then i saw a whole lot of ladies standin at one area and outta curiousity i looked whats happenin and when i turned around and there that Gal in Pink was lookin over at me. If i hadn't known that she and the bride were of same age(22), i would've celebrated. But then, there was no point in even makin any move. So i mildly smiled back and moved on for eatin. Dint see that gal after that....
The main point of visitin this marriage for my dad and uncle was to find suitable gal for my younger uncle. So while we were returnin, my dad and uncle were talkin about various info they got from many relatives and the availability of good lookin gals among those who came. First thing they both mentioned was the bride's friend, Dhanya aka Girl in Pink as the best option for my uncle!! But apparently both of them dint catch the name. If they had, she'd have become my Aunt! Now That would've become one MAJOR problem!
We had to come back again for some function at 2pm. Thats when i was in the spotlight! No guys of my age were left and many chicks came pouring in. One average lookin gal, dark like Ben, was starin at me exactly like i was starin at Girl in Pink. I was so grossed out tht i startd figurin out a way to escape from there. Luckily i found my uncle (My uncle is sooooooo cool). Usually if you need to have fun, you gotta go to him. I found him talkin to one of my othr aunts and her daughter (gal cuzin mentioned in the beginin) and i followed them to wherever they were going to. They walked to this very very old lookin house and met some relatives. This visit was, unknown to me,of dual purpose. One to meet those relatives and secondly to meet a gal of marriable age who lived there. It was so embarrassin. I enter the courtyard and many ladies go "ramakrishnante mon alle athu?"(Isn't that Ramakrishnan's son?) and then they fire me with the usual rant of question..."do you know me?" . While this was going on my unc, aunt and cuz were in the gal's room talkin to the gal. So after the older ladies left me one of them pointed to me the way to the gal's room. So i walked towards it and one of the old ladies go "so eager to see the gal!" and i was the laughin stock. Over that they pushed me into the room when i halted at their comment. As soon as i enter, i noticed that she's only somewhat my age (18) and my uncle goes, "he's not the guy interested in marryin u...he's his nephew". The gal was embarrased at that comment more than me. Wonderin why? See.... in that locality, all guys are black and short. Short as in 5feet 6inch max. Plus the guys who are fair are already married and strugglin with their joblessness. So seein me, all dressed up awesome and hint of packs and omega watch and 6feet height, she must've gotten her hopes high. Lol kiddin...but seriously most chicks are fair and guys are black in that area....
Well after that incident i just wanted to leave. But i had to go to that house again with my dad. More embarrassin, the gal was at the entrance with her friends tryin hard to ignore that i exist. Kinda hard to miss bein so massively tall.
I reached back home at 5 with a whole lot of experiences, testosterone and an awesome black guitar!

Random Comments

At first I was wondering if Rahul has really changed.....but my doubt was vanished after I read rbs Times.....But Rahul said his fun version went on and off....Wonder if the douche really changed???? By the way Happy birthday to me, myself and I and Benjamin's sister.....She is the third person i know off who shares a birthday with me.

CS The Movie is Out!

Remember the time Xmen Origins:Wolverine got leaked online without the special effects and all? Well, tht was us. Jail me if u want....If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail? :P
What i was tryin to say is tht we leaked CounterStrike: The Movie and here it is....enjoy...btw this is a special release on the occasion of Sameed's Bday...HAPPY BIRTHDAY buddy....also somethin to mention ..its Benjamin's sister Christina's Bday too....So best wishes to her too....

ENJOY!
COUNTER STRIKE : THE MOVIE with a twist

K...minor setback...video upload is not workin....ill figure out a way to get it viewed on the blog....meanwhile adjust wid rapidshare...

http://rapidshare.com/files/277783885/15072009057.mp4.html

Rahul RK

RBS Journal Times Ed 2

http://rapidshare.com/files/277235426/RBS_Journal_Times_Ed_1.docx.html

http://rapidshare.com/files/277236759/RBS_Journal_Times_Ed_2.docx.html

both the links r for the same file.....since each link can b downloaded only 10 times ive put 2 links...
btw i dont hav the first ed coz i deletd it from my comp and the download link is only valid for few days......anyways ...enjoy!

Rahul RK

Baaaacckk!!

I returned from the entrance coachin centre (PC THOMAS....google it!)around a week back but i was too buzy downloadin movies to blog here. But i can assure ther's gonna a lot more readers for the blog coz of the coachin centre. And plus im now loaded wid more Weird and fUNNY INCIDENTs tht took place there. This post is jus simply to notify our readers (aka sadath & tanveer lol) tht im still alive....

I had told Sameed tht im not the old me anymore bcoz of sum gal relatd stuff...but lucky for him, Im now functionin as a dual persona....so the days i blog about insultin and humiliatin incidents of sameed and benjamin, im in switched on mode or HIGH mode and the other days when i blog more abt incidents at tht nerd camp, im in SOBRE mode.

So thts basically it abt my return....now let the blog rain begin!!!! startin wid our second edition of RBS JOURNAL TIMES!!!

Rahul "Tall Pain" RK

Death Note-Music Randomness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfRE2ZhiZgE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvodpod%2Ecom%2Fwatch%2F1055864%2Ddeath%2Dnote%2Dmusic%2Drandomness&feature=player_embedded#t=76