Wedding Weirdom

Yesterday there was this wedding of some distant relative in my dad's side. So obviously i had no intention of going....but since my sis was in her college and my mom was still at her house, i was to be the representative from Kunnaru (the locality where i live). All my elder cousins with whom i could have hung out with didn't come. So as i once told Sameed i was next in line to lead. Weird part was there was only one junior to lead and she happened to be a girl and of my age. So basically it was just me alone. I was so pissed in the morning cuz it was just me, my dad and my grandparents in the car. I reached the wedding place and saw one of my relatives, ie, distant cousin wearin low waist jeans....dude, seriously he was the definition of low waist. There wasn't one person who dint laugh at him when he walked by. Since the oldies had to move away for the crappy stuff they had to do, i was left alone. I found a place to stand in the huge crowd and then the low waist guy and his gang of lameass friends stood in front of me. Couldn't even see who the hell was the bridegroom( I was from the bridegroom's side and i dint know him).
So i was standin there checkin out if any tasty chicks were there next to me, when i noticed one newly married aunty lookin at me lol. I donno why i was so repulsed by that that i turned my head suddenly towards the weddin pandal. Then i saw the to be wedded couple for a microsecond or so only coz my attention was caught by this very very very beautiful Gal dressed in pink and blue combo clothes standin behind them. I dint see anythin else for the rest of the time. Just kept checkin her out. I attempted to take her photo but i chickened out. After the ceremony got over she and her 3 friends were still lingerin around there. I stood there for so long that the crowd around me kinda disappeared and there i was, standin out tall, alone, starin at that gal. The gal actually looked at me for 2 seconds(a new record lol) and weirdly i dint break the eye contact then. The gal turned to her friend and they giggled (so obviously they did mention me in their conv..."hey look at tht retard starin at u!"). Thats when i came to my consciousness and looked around. I noticed that the newly married aunty lady who was starin at me was smilin broadly at me. Funniest part is that i totally stared back till she walked away! Lmao!
Then it was lunch time and food was bein served. I found my dad and his dad near the pandal and sat next to them. Thats when the bride comes out with the groom and stood right in front of me. The Gal in Pink and her friends came right to the couple and the bride said to the groom, "These are my friends and classmates. This is Dhanya...." and they talked for sometime and then went towards the food side. My dad told me to move too and then we had to wait till certain tables were cleared coz the no. of people who turned up were higher than expected. While waitin i again was checkin her out while she was also waitin and her friend starts checkin me out! I was disgusted coz that gal was much of a looker. So i turned around as if i was observing the landscape and saw my Bangalore cuz. She usually is a mega bitch, but at the wedding turned out to be as bored as i was and also SOBRE. Still dint bother talkin to her. Then i saw a whole lot of ladies standin at one area and outta curiousity i looked whats happenin and when i turned around and there that Gal in Pink was lookin over at me. If i hadn't known that she and the bride were of same age(22), i would've celebrated. But then, there was no point in even makin any move. So i mildly smiled back and moved on for eatin. Dint see that gal after that....
The main point of visitin this marriage for my dad and uncle was to find suitable gal for my younger uncle. So while we were returnin, my dad and uncle were talkin about various info they got from many relatives and the availability of good lookin gals among those who came. First thing they both mentioned was the bride's friend, Dhanya aka Girl in Pink as the best option for my uncle!! But apparently both of them dint catch the name. If they had, she'd have become my Aunt! Now That would've become one MAJOR problem!
We had to come back again for some function at 2pm. Thats when i was in the spotlight! No guys of my age were left and many chicks came pouring in. One average lookin gal, dark like Ben, was starin at me exactly like i was starin at Girl in Pink. I was so grossed out tht i startd figurin out a way to escape from there. Luckily i found my uncle (My uncle is sooooooo cool). Usually if you need to have fun, you gotta go to him. I found him talkin to one of my othr aunts and her daughter (gal cuzin mentioned in the beginin) and i followed them to wherever they were going to. They walked to this very very old lookin house and met some relatives. This visit was, unknown to me,of dual purpose. One to meet those relatives and secondly to meet a gal of marriable age who lived there. It was so embarrassin. I enter the courtyard and many ladies go "ramakrishnante mon alle athu?"(Isn't that Ramakrishnan's son?) and then they fire me with the usual rant of question..."do you know me?" . While this was going on my unc, aunt and cuz were in the gal's room talkin to the gal. So after the older ladies left me one of them pointed to me the way to the gal's room. So i walked towards it and one of the old ladies go "so eager to see the gal!" and i was the laughin stock. Over that they pushed me into the room when i halted at their comment. As soon as i enter, i noticed that she's only somewhat my age (18) and my uncle goes, "he's not the guy interested in marryin u...he's his nephew". The gal was embarrased at that comment more than me. Wonderin why? See.... in that locality, all guys are black and short. Short as in 5feet 6inch max. Plus the guys who are fair are already married and strugglin with their joblessness. So seein me, all dressed up awesome and hint of packs and omega watch and 6feet height, she must've gotten her hopes high. Lol kiddin...but seriously most chicks are fair and guys are black in that area....
Well after that incident i just wanted to leave. But i had to go to that house again with my dad. More embarrassin, the gal was at the entrance with her friends tryin hard to ignore that i exist. Kinda hard to miss bein so massively tall.
I reached back home at 5 with a whole lot of experiences, testosterone and an awesome black guitar!