Spoof of New Moon Trailer

Amazing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbAppj00nZo

Day at the Mall

Last week my aunt gifted my brother and me a gift voucher worth Rs.2000 together at Reliance Time Out. She even challenged that It was better than Jarir Bookstore. Okay it wasn’t as big as it but it was like a small Jarir on the first floor and Extra on the second floor. My brother just got a game and told me to buy some other books using the rest of his share. I selected my books and we calculated that the cost was coming up to Rs.1899. My brother spots a Top Gear Magazine for Rs.80 and we decided that was it, nothing else to buy. This much was done in 40 minutes. The counter guy however says that we have to spend all Rs.2000. Then began a long struggle involving replacing one book with another and so forth and finally we even added a nail polish to make it Rs.1989. No, still have to spend 11 rupees. Fine we replace some more stuff and finally get to Rs.1999. Still No, what the fuck!!! Fine add a pen and now the cost comes to Rs.2019. No sorry, you cannot spend more than Rs.2000. What!!!!!! Now my brother, cousin and I look at my aunt. We spent past 2 hours trying to get it to a perfect 2000. Another 20 minutes later we get a book worth enough to make it 2000. And then after 3 hours in a freaking mall we got out and my advice-never enter it again.
Day before yesterday we had some function. And my mom was doing the usual, making me meet odd relatives who knew me and would say, “Yaad hai main kaun hoon?” and I would stupidly shake my head. But this time one of them actually said, “Wow, he has a nice personality” {if you must know I was hungry and my stomach was completely pushed inwards} But the thing was that it was said by some ugly bitch while her 10 year old son was standing beside her…..The fuck is wrong with people.
-A very bored Sameed‘weasel/brownie/pamda/goldie…’Ahmed

Study on the perviness of a guy!!!!!!

really weird study
http://www.spike.com/blog/guys-perve-on-10/84586

The Travel Story

Rahul says he is losing interest in continuing the blog but i still wanna post regardless.
This time we went to India battling against fate. Our orignal flight was on Friday, early morning. We were supposed to go in the 11:30 bus to Bahrain then catch the flight from there....hmm simple enough. We missed the bus because my relatives were coming from riyadh for saying goodbye. Whatever we left home at around 11:40 and went stright to the Bahrain causway amd reached around 12. The flight leaves at 5. My uncle, who has a multiple visa, was planing on taking our stuff and us on two trips to Bahrain, so my other uncle, my brother and half the stuff was waiting on the Saudi side of the border. we started this side of the border at midnight and rached the other side at 3:30.....3 and a haf freaking hours to cross the border, a snail would be faster. Then we decided we couldnt go back and get my bro wiht this crazy rush so we reached the airport at 3:40 and cancelled the plane.{my uncle said my dad and I could leave now and he would send my bro the next day, but my dad didnt want to do that}. We called my other uncle and told him to go back home. We reached the border at 3:50 and it was fraking empty. Not a single car in sight. It actually looked like a place abandoned a long time ago. We were on the other side of the border a couple of minutes later. Then my dad got another exit-reentry for himself and I and another flight on sunday which left from Bahrain at 9. The good thing about this was that we would skip the marraige of some unknown relative and we four cousins played counter strike and world of warcraft{mainly} for the next two days.
On Sunday, We woke up at 8 and repacked some stuff and then didnt bother with the bus cause the only available one left at noon and the passport and ticket hadnt come from the office yet. They came at half past 3 and we planned on taking a taxi to Bahrain, but couldnt contact my uncle {the multiple visa one, his 5800xpress music fell into water just the day before}. Just when we arranged a GMC he calls and says he will drop us and we can fit in his car{we had removed a couple of suitcases}. He came at 6 and we fit really tightly. My dad sat behind cross-legged {stuff was really stuffed tightly} my uncle driving, my bro in the side and me in the middle {i wasnt really sitting on my butt, i think it was more on my back} and we were off again. We were in Bahrain around 7:50 and were going tp cut it really close. However the 15 minute drive to the airport turned into a disaster when a police car passed by and my uncle told me to keep my head down and in the tension of the police catching us we missed the turn to the airport and had to go all the way around and there was a huge traffic jam, on a highway!!!!! We reached the airport at 9:10 and we went to park the car and went to depatrure to find another flight to Bangalore, only to find that our flight was delayed till 9:20, and it was still the last call. Wateva...Screw that!!!!!!
There were three other flights to India-to Mumbai,to Delhi,to Calicut. My dad said the people in Mumbai Harass travellers a lot, then Delhi was to far away to get a flight to Bangalore, and he wasnt sure if flights were available from Calicut to Bangalore. So Screw those!!!!!!!!! Then we started asking every travel agency for a ticket and this women finds Emirates flight to Dubai then Bangalore that leaves at 3 in the morning. She asks for 109 Bahraini Dinar per ticket. After my dad pays she hands the tickets and the bill then closes saying her shift is over. Fine then we see the bill; The grand total [inclusive of all taxes]- 105BD....That Gaddamn Bitch!!!!!!!!After the wait we left to Dubai and then the 6 hour wait was torturous{mostly cause we were sleepy and didnt want to sleep, my dad slept though}.
In dubai there was a pericular time where my laptop ran outta battery and i kept it for recharging and then my thought were like this At the boarding of the plane the Airhostess notices my guitar and asks me to play it during the flight {yeah right!!!!!!!} and i just keep my head down and she comes behind me and when i kept it up she says,"c'mon please, for me atleast" {I dont even know you women} and I started blushing {no idea why}, she noticed that and left it. Then to stay awake in the flight i watched Monsters VS Aliens and Push and my brother did the same. We landed in Bangalore and damn they were hell serious about Swine Flu. After them checking if we had it or not we retrived our luggage and went for customs. The guy stops us because were carrying household items {two microwave ovens and one cooler} and not because we were carrying three laptops, a guitar and one computer {weird}. The cost of the items was 800 riyals together and the guy goes you expect me to believe it {From here on my dad looked extremely cool}. He smiled {the evil kind} and gave him two receipts. The guy shuts up and then says,"So What....The customs you have to pay will still be 200 riyals". My dad raised his eyebrow and said, "I have a better idea i will keep the stuff here and come tommorow with the district attorney, pay the proper 5% customs, take it and sue you for harassment." My brother and I were really resisting a laugh as the guy choked. In the end my dad paid the amount {40 riyal} and we left and outside the entire family was waiting {Damn how are we gonna fit in two minute Maruti Omni's}....Well we didnt. I had to sit where everyone keep thier legs. The 40 km from airport to Bangalore then to my home were excruciating. And then we finally arrived at 9pm local time, after being sleep deprived for 37 hours we finally slept at 11:40. Then I woke up next morning and my brother's allergies started. I didnt get it for the first time. Then at the end of the day i started writing this and it took me approximately an hour to write this, but while i was writing this on my brother's bed i got the dumb allergy thingy.
P.S.- I wrote this on 29th July but need to find net for posting. Best of luck Rahul on the Nerd centre and Everyone else on what ever they are doing this summer, who knows when can i come online next.....wow the first edition of RBS times was awesome, By the way Megan Fox's entry in 'Revenge of the Fallen' is Hot!!! and the theatre was filled with whistles.

-Sameed'weasel/brownie/panda/goldie...'Ahmed