Memories

Rahul’s forcing me to write a blog today {blackmailing more likely} and well I decided to write the incident with Sabiha ma’am in 10th grade, i.e, on 27th October 2007 {I am not lame enough like Rahul to actually remember the date it’s just that I maintain a dairy and I am just copying straight out of it}. Here goes
The last period on the Sunday {again from the diary} was English and my English teacher was Sabiha Rizvi. My class was the worst class in the history of 10th {quoted by 4 different teachers…..nice}. No one could control our class and Sabiha ma’am wasn’t exactly strict. Well she was teaching….something and Jitesh had a doubt. Since it was a rare occasion she went with full enthusiasm. On the last row Daniel and Mishal were sitting and Pankaj and I were sitting in front of them. We were laughing at some joke or something when Daniel in his excitement leaned forward and touched {very barely} Sabiha madams’ dupatta. We were laughing really hard but I just noticed her turning around so I took Pankaj’s head shoved it inside the book {literally} and pretended to actually read the lesson. She turns around and see’s Daniel and Mishal looking at us and laughing. First she was trying very hard to control her anger and asked in a small and quivering tone, “Wh..ho touched my dupatta?” Daniel’s no longer laughing and barely managed to ask what. She lost whatever self-restraint that she had and blasted {mind blasting} out. I Don’t exactly remember what all she shouted {busy laughing couldn’t listen} but it was something about getting Daniel’s mom and having boys touching her erand then how it was in her day an how her grandfather trained her in manners and how he taught her Urdu and went on deviating more and more. She then looked like she would kill Daniel then and there. By this time Pankaj and I stopped laughing. She then asks us if we saw it. Thanks to my last second pulling we survived {Even she called me Goldie…great}. She then took our textbooks {meant to take our notebooks but since we didn’t have any….} and asked us to write an apology letter to her and a letter to the principal saying why we were so insolent {this was the first time I heard of the word, wonder what it means…}. Don’t know what happened to those letters but Daniel survived due to Israr sir actually believing his part of the story that the dupatta was stuck on the table and he just removed it {I mean how dumb can you get}. Well this was the story hope you were dead bored by it.
P.S.-Rahul I am not doing this so frequently again wait till I get a good story to write about. And Asian Kung-Fu Generation Rocks and Uday is a big fat LOSER. Reply to ur posts-no way am I can keep posting daily my life is not that weird. I was nearly kidnapped 3 times not 5 {no idea how it makes a difference but still}. And tomorrow I am starting a revolt for the underpaid actor and script editor {me} of ur current blockbuster superhit “THE TELEPORTER”.
-Sameed'weasel/brownie/panda/goldie...'Ahmed

Another Summer Day

After overeatin yesterday (bday cake and all) i totally 4got to study for the maths test....missed out studyin at skool too....im gonna gt into truble.......

i was brownsin sum forum the other day wen i saw dis section calld "tv fans"...i chekd it out and there wer sooooooo many threads in ther....one tht cot my eye was dis thread called "Dr.Rahul's Diary" (*fate or destiny? lol)....wen i opend it i saw tht it was sum fanfic story of a hindi TV SERIAL! i cudnt beleev tht ppl giv serials so much imp tht they waste their tym makin crappy fanfics....i wanted to kno hu the hell gives crap abt these stuff....so i chekd out evry post on tht thread......ALL OF THEM wer Gals...(*very well expectd i kno*). It was like enterin a world wid women only lol.......my opinion abt indian gals changed for the worse bcoz of tht....Note for Ben: IM STILL STRAIGHT :P

today v guys tried to teleport sameed!! instead v ended up teleportin benjamin and makin sameed walk into walls....

i can pretty much conclude tht today suckd...nothin interestin happened today...so i guess its upto sameed to lighten the mood!

PS: im also pissed at ben and sameed for not postin anythin...

       and barbican rox! 

Rahul "Director of the Most Highest Budget Movie Ever" RK...(*only sameed vil undrstand it*)

Unfortunate Kid

Today was as borin as usual. Nothin much happened except tht Lawrence sir sed "no extra BALLS" LOL......(he actually meant it tht way)

Sameed told us one of his awesom wierd incidents today.....i somtyms wondr y stuff keeps happenin to him only..... he's been a victim of attemptd kidnap around 5 tyms, he unknowingly stoppd his cuzin's marriage, he dropped his 1TB hdd, and the biggest thing of all....he's a ginger!(for those who dont kno him...he's got bronze colord hair)

note for sameed : if u dont write the party incident or da marriage one in the next post im gonna post a totally biased version of dem both!

tdays weird incident so far is tht sum kid called "sujith suresh" added me on facebook[display pic shows sum 10th grade guy or summin]........and accordin to his profile, his sex is Female......thtz one confused kid....

Hopefully Ben will debut on dis blog today and Sameed vill provide his daily dose of wierdo....

Rahul "Still No Nickname" RK

PS: Its Jaideep Pradeep's Bday.....so Happy Bday and lets hope tht more nuggets r provided!

+my moms Bday too..... :D

The Onion News

Once Tanveer had shown me these funny videos calld onion news....apparently its a vry famous channel and it has its own website and all........its really hilarious... check dis out

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sherpa_who_led_neil_armstrong_to

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/kfc_no_longer_permitted_to_use

Rahul RK

Post Parents Day

I got realy whipped coz of bio sir......he askd me y i gt only 16 outta 25 and 9 outta 15.....for som unknown reason i 4got i was absent for 2weeks!... and then he askd ..."HOW MANY HOURS DO U SPEND ON THE COMPUTER?" i was fkin screwed really.......

well im not grunded but therz loads to do for tomoro....so no much tym left on the comp

btw after the dday function (*@#$@!*) we went to hyper panda(around 6:10pm)....and thts wen my dad realised tht he dint hav his fone (e71....Sameed u saw it ryt....it has ur fav feature...slimness)....v chekd the car & evrythin... it wasnt ther! i calld frm my fone as u mi8 hav xpectd me to and no one answerd....so v had to drive bak to school....i ran bak to skool(6:40pm) to shaheens sir class(tht was wer i last remembrd seein it) and found it in the desk of one inverted table fortunately..... then i realisd how he 4got it there....ther was a hornbill in one of the desks and my dad kept down his fone to see the book.........see how much trouble a stupid english textbuk can cauz........

so lesson learnt yesterday : dont touch a fkin hornbill....one mentionable thing is tht my dad let me drive the new car for the 2nd tym....this tym i mustve driven 1km lol!

Every bad outcome will be followd by a good one sum day....for me it was both on the same day.....after the bad Par-day i totaly gt a boost frm panda, actually 2....first of all iphone is 2499! lol its 1000 bux lessr than wen it cam.........

secondly and crucially ....2 gals wer totally CHEKIN ME OUT!!!!!!!lmao!

weirdly one was som ultra tall ind gal and other was sum lebanese/egyptian gal hu must b only ~14 yrs old! lol.....i almost laughed out loud...

yestrdays post by sameed jus made me realiz tht ben had a similar incident....i'll c to tht he posts it...........

hopefully i'll post again today...

Rahul "No Nickname" RK

Wierder news

"Complicated conception": Twins are double the baby trouble, but what about twins with two different dads? That's what happened to Mia Washington of Dallas, Texas. DNA tests confirmed that the twins are actually half brothers. Washington explained that her fiance is the father of one of the twins, while the other is the son of "somebody else that I met."
-sameed'weasel/brownie/panda/goldie......'ahmed

Most Weirdest/Embarrassing Taxi Conversion

Rahul askd me to post on dis makeshift journal/blog almost evryday...so here goes my 1st.....its sumthn wich happnd a few days back. I had to call home and ask my uncle to pick me up as soon as Shaheen sir’s tuition got over. I forgot and instead of asking for a phone from Jeremy, I started talking to him about Linkin Park’s song-New Divide then Eminem’s comeback album Relapse then Green Day’s 21st Century Breakdown then Far Cry2 and etcetera etcetera. After Jeremy left and I had no way of reaching home I decided to take a taxi. After 10 minutes or so I got a taxi and leave for home. And now here’s the conversation[ T= Taxi Driver & S = Sameed…. ]

T : “Aap kidhaar ka hai”

S :“Bangalore, Karnataka” (* out of politeness I ask him where he was from*)

T :“Bangladess” (*and then he asks me something completely out of place*) “tum shex dekhta hai?” (*Where the heck did that come from?*)

S :“nahin. Not necessary…” 

T :“Tumko Hindi aata hai to Hindi bat kooro” 

(*Fine my Hindi sucks but here goes*)

S :“vahi sab log nahin dekhte hain”………

T :“Tumhara kitna bhai bain hai?” 

S :“Sirf aek bhai…bada” 

T :“to tumhara papa ko shex karna zyada pasand nahin” (*the f**k is wrong with you*). “To tumko kitna bachcha chahiye?” (*F**k you man*.)

S :“main abhi chota hoon to vah nahin sochta hoon.” 

T :“Kitna omar hai toom?” 

S :“16” 

T :“To tum abhi shaadi kar sakhta hai. Wo main sona tha ki amrica main aek ladhki ko 16 saal main theen bachcha ho gaya tha.Tum shaadi kab kareega?”

 (*The hell is wrong with you*)……“Tumhara pass computer hai aur intarnet hai?”

 (*okay if I say I have both he will make it into something big so just say no I don’t have either*) S :“computer hai par internet nahin.” (*Idiot Why did you say that*) 

T :“Computer hai to hoga shex. Mera bhai ka betoo ko computer dilaya jab vah aathveen mein aaya aur 3 maahinay ke baad dechta hai to uss ke pass thatty gb ka phorn aur shex tha” 

(*Holy shit how the f**k did he find 30 gb of videos*) 

S :“sahi mein?” (*Couldn’t control myself*)

T :“haan wo limewire hain na odhar se liya tha aur vo aur ooska beta milkar dekhta tha” (*Oh my god what the hell*)…… “Tum kintni class mein hai” (*finally one word of English right*) 

S :“Barveen” 

T :“To tumko shex maloom hai aur tum aisa bolta hai” (*of course Knuckle head*)

S :“School mein padha te hain” (*Why on earth did you say that*) 

T :“tumko schkool mein dikhata hai?” (*douche bag I didn’t say that*)

S :“school mein padhaa te hain dikhate nahin”…….. 

T :“tumhara pass mobile hai?” {Rahul this where havin an extreeeemly slim cell like w880i comes in handy ...in case you’re wondering why I couldn’t call my uncle it is because mine was outta battery. w880i’s battery sucks}

S : “nahin hai” 

He sees my pockets and of course the w880i is too slim to be noticed 

T :“ek bacchcha tha jo shex dekh raha tha mobile shey mere bajju bethkar. to tumhara pass galfriend hai?” 

(*okay truthfully I still haven’t talkd to girl that is not my cousin* )

S :“nahin”

T :“to tumhara pass hai. Kitney bar kissh kiya” (*asshole*) 

S :“sahin mein nahin”

T :“Tum fashbook par hai” 

S :(*great even this ass knows about facebook well no use lying*) “haan” 

T :“to galfriend to rahega” 

S :“edhar”

T :“kya?”

S :“mera ghar”

T :“theeky gayega”

S :“bye” 

just in case you’re wondering I got off 5 streets before my house I couldn’t take it anymore and then for some reason I wondered if he was gay. But one thing is there he is the only person not to ask or comment about my hair colour after talking to me.

PS-asian kung-fu generation is awesome
Sameed 'weasel/brownie/panda/goldie...'Ahmed

Weird News

I was jus goin through yahoo news and i found dis...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090527/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_russia_child;_ylt=AkI4_AV6IFIzMikiKySBAG4Z.3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTE1M3ZyaGg4BHBvcwMyBHNlYwN5bi1jaGFubmVsBHNsawNwb2xpY2VmaW5kZmU-

really wierd......

another really wierd one.....jap guys screwin around wid monkeys..

http://news.aol.com/article/glowing-monkeys/500954

sameed and ben hav agreed to post too....expect sameed's post soon......

Recountin today - Scrubs style

Today was such a hectic day! .....I was supposed to make this chart yesterday and then prepare for chem test.....it ws around 12 am wen i finished....so had a bad headache dis morning.......
den at school i got the usual dose of "kugz spank".....then tried to study chem durin fizix causin utter chaos in my head.....but the best part was wen the whole school's electricity went out!....thanx to dat lawry dint com and v escapd the test and the expectd groundin we wer gonna get tomoro.......phew! and then ther was the most hilarious GK test correction! some kid wrote for famous 5 kids - Raju, Appukuttan.....lol lol!!! and wen the heck did Qatif bcom a GCC country!Tom clancy wrote Godfather!! fear of fridges=frigophobia, member of biology and bio studies = MBBS!!! i lmao!!! ther wer lotta dem...too bad i cant remebr any.....sameed plz comment if u remmbr any more........
but ther was still the tiresom job of decoratin the board (which i dint do much afterall) and stickin the charts (Naofel, Tanveerappan, Sebin T, Zeeshan*THaTTy 2*, Benjamin, Ali Hasnain, AMK, TK, Kais, Sebin S, Saviola, Joju and all the others helped : good work men!...and yeah me too! and Sameed who is whining for not bein written in)......thx to all my XII-Bees for doin it....thnx to Kais "kugz" for drawin the girly stuff(i still maintain tht ur a _ _ _ lol) and thx to Sameed for missin his van 4 helpin me clean up the class..... i stil dont understand y v botherd to clean it... :S
the stupidest part was tht sameed cudnt complete the story he was tellin me.......and neither did i complete myn! argh!!
Lets jus say tht it was all meant to happen and Ben is a fag! :P
Btw Happy Belated Bday to Rakheeb and Advanced Happy Bday to Naofel....

first post!

A few days ago I came up with this idea of a journal thing when we guys (Sam, Kugz, Ben, Tanvy) were talkin abt writin down all the funny stuff tht happens in school......so den i thot y not a blog.....so here it is........

Maybe this might even be the last post coz its parents day tomoro ..lol!!

So thts it for a first post....lemme recount the really funny stuff of the past so i can start off....im off to call sameed!!

..::Rahul "no nickname" RK::.. lmao!