RBS Status

<Edited 06/12/09 - Since recent posts following the one where I said we are gonna be a little more feminist,

Sameed (and me in one post) has been only the opposite. He's lost the ability to write properly like the May-June posts. So I am deleting one of his posts and the Law of Interconversion I placed few days before. Since we're soon gonna leave school and Actually meet Real girls, there are real chances of blowing our rep even before we get to talk. So Peace people....and LuV ♥♥♥♥♥AlL yA wOMeN FOlk oUT tHERe....LOL...that was my first attempt at being gay feminist>

Despite all attempts made by the RBS members to update its economic status among the free blogs in the virtual world of the Internet, we couldn't keep our profits up. With the ongoing recession, the total number of people reading the blog decreased to an all time low. According to CNN, we went into heavy losses of BP 1.5bn in the last quarter of 2009 even after propagandas to encourage readers to look this way. Among many of these propagandas and agendas to call in readers one that was expected to work, didn't. It was the policy of talking about the good posts before potential readers. According to other sources they did manage to produce creative entertainment ideas but simply couldn't put them to work due to time shortage experienced due to the upcoming examinations.
RBS Chairman Rahul has called upon a temporary shutdown until exams are over and is planning to sync the 100th post with the day of May 27th. Until then the site is gonna be in inventory and will be in hibernation.

Rahul RK
~Busy busy busy~

"I Hate Men"

What seems to be the origin of feminism is really explained in this website. Why do women hate men??? I mean seriously all we do is NOTHING. Literally.

http://isitnormal.com/story/i-hate-all-men-26670/

Read all the comments of jazzy88 who seems to be reeeeaally pissed at men. She hates men sooooo much. Also she mentions that women made washing machines and disposable diapers.....Notice something? Neither of them are used in fields concerning men....Men can survive without washing clothes and dont have to bother about babies....So no thank you.....
Contradicting and totally disgusting thing....http://isitnormal.com/story/hot-dad-28737/

John Joseph sir has to read this. It'll totally change his views about feminism. We should create our own anti-feministic aka Menistic movement to bring awareness among men about the total unreasonable discrimination of men using derogatory terms like "stupid","fat","lazy",etc. What difference does it make to the world if we are fat??? Seriously I dont have any problem with it and considering that I am naturally repulsed by fat people, it says a lot. I guess they have no consequence on the Earth. Same is the case with Lazy people. Also there are stupid lazy fat women too. Categorizing all men as Stupid Immature Rude Fat Lazy Ugly Insensitive Disgusting Mean Useless Gross Strange is not correct. We are not SIR FLUID MUGS. Whose that?

Piece Out Bitches....both men and women....

Rahul RK
~Water water not a drop, all I've got is Drinks~

Aftermath of the foundation day

I did not go to see the foundation day, but got to listen what happened. Apparently Roshan {captain} fainted and took out the piano in front of him along with the drums and other stuff and the Chairman kept stopping in mid-speech. He was convinced that Azaan was going on somewhere…and Ehtisham had his head down the whole day. BMS’s dance was the only thing that was worth watching in the whole 3 and half hours of crap. Nofel was named the ‘Best Outgoing Student’ {I don’t know what criteria were they choosing under…Roshan would have been a way better option} Alex was named the ‘Best 11th Grade Student’ {I think these people got their points mostly for butt kissing}
Then we got to the suspensions and expulsions in the school this week. Ansaar got expelled. And another guy, called Bilal, got suspended for a week and after I heard the reason why, I was…I don’t know what I was feeling exactly. Anyways, He and his girlfriend apparently used to send messages and talk once every few days during school hours {really stupid}. So the girl gets caught {by Solomon sir’s wife} during class and she is given a choice…1.}Phone confiscated, girl suspended and parents called. 2.} Phone confiscated, boy caught and girl set fee without suspension. The girl chose the obvious choice and told the teacher everything about him {which was not much, just the name and mobile number}. But she needed to catch him red-handed, so she pretends to be the girl and {the whole story is told by Bilal by the way} sends him a message saying that she wanted him desperately and other stuff {he showed the message and I could not believe a teacher could be that obscene…maybe Solomon sir did not satisfy her properly and so she was dirty talking herself to pleasure…}. The guy did not read the message but sent the following back, “I am in Bio lab right now and sir keeps asking questions to me so see you later.” With that one stupid, I mean really stupid remark he was caught. There were only 60 students out of the 18,000 who had bio lab period and sir could point out the guy. So he was suspended for a week. Moral of the story-Think before you do something/Never trust a girl…especially if she is dirty talking
Sam
… ACDC dance battle was awesome, but they lost…asshole Miley supporters, supporting a no talent slut…

RBS Journal Project : Late Submission

EXPERIMENT TO DETERMINE THE SEX OF A SUBJECT
by Rahul "Dr. Who Cares" RK, PhD Googling, PhD Comedy.

Objective : To determine sex of a given person/subject without lifting up the lower garment/undergarment.

Test Subject Details:
Name: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Alias : Lady GaGa
Gender: Female (according to the Falsehood Disseminator (otherwise known as the World Wide Web) )
Discovery: approx. 23 years before
Identifying features: Natural Brunette but Unnaturally Blonde, Eccentric dressing style, Singing disability causing subject to stutter at consonants like P and B, Annoyingly slutty behaviour (Paris Hilton Syndrome caused due to P1H1), dopey look, and ability to camouflage in American crowd (a recently developed White Blonde-y Syndrome)

Notice bulging crotchal area and toned muscular legs.

GaGa (left) getting infected with P1H1 Virus from Paris Hilton (right)

Introduction
Known details: Subject known to be a lesbian but dating a guy which is quite common for all American women. Has been fighting the wild rumors of being a hermaphrodite or a cross-dresser for quite some time now, but the persistence of an internet armed with a picture taken from a video at the Glastonbury Festival, plus an equally persistent "quote" attributed to the pop star, has morphed the entire controversy from Lady Gaga as hermaphrodite, a person having the physical genitalia of both sexes, to that of a man (an individual with a penis) wearing a dress (being gay). 


Theory:
According to video and image evidences provided by public information source Youtube.com, many speculate the sex of the subject. On one hand, the video is considered to be a fake. On the other hand, the first theory is contradicted by the fact that the video quality is too bad that it couldn't possibly faked. On the third hand, the video quality is good enough to see the thing that hangs from the crotchal area.
Evidence : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Jt_JxGYn0
The thing that hangs in the crotchal area is a peach/pale brown cylindrical object that happened to move about exactly like a penis when swirled around. According to the restriction of movement of the object, it seems to be like a semi-erect schlong. This is supported by the fact that she was hyperventilating, moaning, and whispering when she tried to get down the scooter.

Possible Suggested Hypothesis:
1. She is a dude.
2. She is a hermaphrodite.
3. She's a wannabe dude.
4. She's a wannabe hermaphrodite.

My Hypothesis: 
Based on the above mentioned, all are possible. But the fact that the scrotum was absent or not visible, she might not be a dude thus contradicting PSH 1.
Therefore the only possible hypothesis that can be formulated is,

 The penis like structure might be a peach colored stick-tampon that happened to come out halfway and hang around her crotch due to the friction caused by the movement/rubbing action done on the scooter seat.

Result: The given subject Lady GaGa is a lesbian with a stick up her vag. I'd still hit that.

Bibliography : Google.com
Acknowledgements :  The Crap Generator aka The Internet

Rahul RK

~P-P-P-Padinhata P-P-P-urayil Face~

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Epiphany’s…

We are slowly pushing towards the 100th post and nothing’s happening. I am more bored than I have ever been. From the past 15 minutes I have been blank…just staring at the laptop’s screen waiting… I usually thought that our group was like of a bunch of rejects joined together, but I never thought anyone noticed it. Rahul would probably have been like Jaffer or Fazian you know like a person from that group. I don’t know what I would have been…probably some idiotic wannabe gangster. And so on… I guess that’s why other people come to us after they are kicked out of their groups. Like Uday…or Savio etc. But we are here now so guess there is nothing we can do about it. @Rahul…I wouldn’t have said stuff like that {“neither is your wiener”} because I actually consider what the person is feeling at the point and saying stuff like that {especially when he trusts you} is wrong. And Benjamin is a carefree guy {people like him because of that}…Rahul might pretend to be but he’s not. His brain works overtime. Like I don’t think it would have been taken as a sex offence…unless you would have smiled I guess. But still Rahul is right, that would have occurred to me a little later I guess. It’s like I don’t notice stuff when it happens and later when I am free, I repeat the incident in my head and I realize my mistake.
Still Rahul is Rahul, Ben is Ben and I am Sameed, We are how we are for a reason and there is no point in thinking why. So...whatever.
Sameed Ahmed
… Physics is so boring…everything is so boring, hate this monotonous life…

Not Free...FREEZE!

Clearly boredom is damn boring. Now I realize how Sameed felt when he was stuck in the airport. Its basically "You have a net connection but nothing to do with it. Only thing you can do is keep something for download and all you do is wait for it to get over."  Brrr.....its frickin' cold in here....
Its ever so rarely that I come up with good posts. Thats always when I'm slightly sleep-deprived or excited about something. Sadly the bed over here is awesome and Excitement word is absent from my dictionary now that I'm here. However I'm thinking of something for our Platinum Post. Hope its really good.
 Usually my old friends contact me only when I'm already preoccupied with some other task(S). And all the time I miss their calls or forget to come online.  But now Im totally waiting desperately to chat with Sadath at 8pm. Life's shit here. My dad's been gone from morning and I'm just waiting for him to return back. I'll have someone other than my mom to talk to. And also someone to do the talking stuff. I might sound all super confident and smart and all in class, but I chicken out if I'm expecting a conversation with someone totally unknown especially women. Just in the morning when the room service guy came for breakfast, I was totally excited to see a Mallu guy! Weird ryt? He spoke to me in English only but still it was kinda relieving to see someone of the same race [mallu race] stuck up in here. But before that while calling the room service, a lady had answered the call and I sorta froze for a microsecond before I replied. I ended the call saying "Thank You Very Much" as if she had just given me a phone sex orgasm or summin.
But even before that my dad had called up room service and asked for an adapter for the laptop. And so a lady showed up with it and my dad told me to show her the plug end. I went towards my laptop bag and by the time I turned around I realised she was right behind me. I just showed her the plug end and she showed the adapter end. I moved forward to plug the adapter in her hand but all of a sudden some part of my brain screamed, "Don't!" I didnt know why but I just did what my mind said. I stopped midway and she took it from me and plugged it in and gave it to me. Only afterwards I realised why my brain stopped me and trust me you'll see why it was a pretty wise move, or in this case wise stop.
The plug end in MY HAND represents something and the plughole in HER HAND represents something. If I had actually plugged it in when it was in her hand and then by some dumb chance of luck looked into her eyes, I would have been classified as a sex offender.
 Now I realize why people want to go back to India or people want co-education. The're totally right because we should have a mixed society where we can learn to communicate. My self esteem is not what anybody would describe as "mighty and large" [Im pretty sure that Sameed wouldn't be able to come up with an instant comment for that sentence like I do for everything....for your info, in this instance you're supposed to say, "Neither is your weiner"] So it needs tweaking and stuff for making it compatible with girls. In short I'm no better than Sameed.
What I like the most about Benjamin is that he doesn't have to phase all this. Everybody love Benjamin. He has had many gal pals in the beginning, then he has studied in a co-ed school, and he now hangs out with gals in his prayer group. Have you guys wondered why he's so boring/bored in the morning? Its because he's wondering when he can get home away from us loners....and also because his toilet needs are quite frequent.
Just another 20 hours to go and then I'll be free....to study Physics. I did bring my book but I'm least interested in it right now.
I really really do hope my team wins in Chem. k...im lying....I really really hope I beat Kais in Chemistry. If I don't, I might just run out of space on my pissometer.
All the good posts are gonna start after this coz its the countdown to 100th.
My mom just asked me what I'm typing. And you wouldn't believe I became speechless. Can't tell her I'm blogging. And definitely can't tell her what I'm blogging. If I do, the blog might shut down even before the 100th post.

RAHUL RK
~90TH POST. 10 MORE~

Bahrain

Okay here I am in the tiny "boring" country of Bahrain. I've been here for around 14 hours now and I'm pretty much in a state of Purgatory. My purgatory is a state of mind when basically I'm sooo bored that I'm as if in between life and death. All I did yesterday was watch tv, eat and sleep. Basically everything I do at home minus the computer.
Well I did take my computer, but the wifi is unfortunately not free. Well Im in Regancy Intercontinental Hotel in some part in Bahrain[its really a small country...you speed at 180, you might get launched off into the sea]. Its 5star so obviously every piece of shit is damn overpriced. The wifi im using now is 50Sr per hour. I basically took a 500Sr Shit today. CocaCola costs 1.5BD. All other beverages costs around 7.5BD. Today's Continental Breakfast cost 150 bucks for 2 people. And that was the cheapest on the menu.
The TV has over 150 channels and they suck too. utorrent doesn't work. And its pretty much the biggest problem.
Now lets see the good side. There isnt any.
Oh btw there isnt any hose pipe like usual toilets do. So i had to sit in the bidet with water shooting at my ass.
Or there was the option of using toilet paper and wiping my ass. It kinda freaks me out.....
I have to stay here till tomorrow. Pisses me off pretty bad....Only person I can hang out with is Varun. And I surely don't wanna do that. Over that its his bday today.
And oh....I wouldn't get an Ipod....
pretty much the worst week....Hope November doesn't work that way....

Rahul RK
~ You want sum BD....Dont hurt daddy's BD~

Courtesy Tag-Alongs

Since I didn't wanna sound desperate for the Ipod touch, I didn't ask my dad to go to eXtra. But when he said "lets go out" I thought he was gonna get it. Instead we went to that dusty clothes shop Al Obeidi and searched for some new shirt for my dad. We had to stay there for over an hour and a half. Pissed me pretty badly. Cant breathe properly.
 Also since I wanted to hint my dad that I'm awaiting the ipt, I told him that today the Ipod stocks will arrive. He said, "Then we'll see tomorrow." Pretty much made my day.
I totally forgot about Chemistry and stuff. No time anyways. Didn't get anything done today at all actually. Thought of washing my converse a week back...still didnt get it done.
I did say there was gonna be a Kanye West Special to Sameed and Tanveer [and Benjamin...but he's not counted naturally]. But since I might get the Ipod touch tomorrow or so [or maybe never] I will try to post from the device, so that I can get some practise. Naturally this all means that I'm gonna flunk the boards.
Not all that great today....Guarantee of a better post tomorrow....

Rahul RK
~This one was more like a courtesy post~

Proof!!!

Here’s the final proof that weird stuff just doesn’t happen to me…it also happens to the people around me. My chacha {dad’s younger brother} and his family were leaving today for India. They made the decision of wrapping everything and leaving Saudi around a month ago. Everyone knew this decision was hasty and couldn’t be done and they will not leave on 1st November. But somehow they finished packing everything and some things that couldn’t be sent {not enough money} were going to be put in our house. And today when it looked like they were going to go…the baggage was sent tickets were rechecked and they were going to enter the gate…and the guy calls another fellow and then confirms something and tells that my cousin can’t travel because his passport has expired a year ago……
A year!!!not a month or so, then you can give an excuse that you did not see that but a year. Weirdest part is that it wasn’t noticed when approving the exit-reentry paper or while buying the ticket or by the baggage approval but it was caught at the last stage. Apparently it would cause a ruckus in India where the guy will have to spend the time in jail while his passport is renewed and since its India there is no guarantee that it will be done in a month. Then the baggage had to be relocated and removed but only of my cousin and so he stays with us till his passport gets renewed and he is told by the country to kindly fuck off.
Sam
…wanted to go to Shaheen sirs tuition and party but got stuck with this instead…