RBS Journal Project : Late Submission

EXPERIMENT TO DETERMINE THE SEX OF A SUBJECT
by Rahul "Dr. Who Cares" RK, PhD Googling, PhD Comedy.

Objective : To determine sex of a given person/subject without lifting up the lower garment/undergarment.

Test Subject Details:
Name: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
Alias : Lady GaGa
Gender: Female (according to the Falsehood Disseminator (otherwise known as the World Wide Web) )
Discovery: approx. 23 years before
Identifying features: Natural Brunette but Unnaturally Blonde, Eccentric dressing style, Singing disability causing subject to stutter at consonants like P and B, Annoyingly slutty behaviour (Paris Hilton Syndrome caused due to P1H1), dopey look, and ability to camouflage in American crowd (a recently developed White Blonde-y Syndrome)

Notice bulging crotchal area and toned muscular legs.

GaGa (left) getting infected with P1H1 Virus from Paris Hilton (right)

Introduction
Known details: Subject known to be a lesbian but dating a guy which is quite common for all American women. Has been fighting the wild rumors of being a hermaphrodite or a cross-dresser for quite some time now, but the persistence of an internet armed with a picture taken from a video at the Glastonbury Festival, plus an equally persistent "quote" attributed to the pop star, has morphed the entire controversy from Lady Gaga as hermaphrodite, a person having the physical genitalia of both sexes, to that of a man (an individual with a penis) wearing a dress (being gay). 


Theory:
According to video and image evidences provided by public information source Youtube.com, many speculate the sex of the subject. On one hand, the video is considered to be a fake. On the other hand, the first theory is contradicted by the fact that the video quality is too bad that it couldn't possibly faked. On the third hand, the video quality is good enough to see the thing that hangs from the crotchal area.
Evidence : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Jt_JxGYn0
The thing that hangs in the crotchal area is a peach/pale brown cylindrical object that happened to move about exactly like a penis when swirled around. According to the restriction of movement of the object, it seems to be like a semi-erect schlong. This is supported by the fact that she was hyperventilating, moaning, and whispering when she tried to get down the scooter.

Possible Suggested Hypothesis:
1. She is a dude.
2. She is a hermaphrodite.
3. She's a wannabe dude.
4. She's a wannabe hermaphrodite.

My Hypothesis: 
Based on the above mentioned, all are possible. But the fact that the scrotum was absent or not visible, she might not be a dude thus contradicting PSH 1.
Therefore the only possible hypothesis that can be formulated is,

 The penis like structure might be a peach colored stick-tampon that happened to come out halfway and hang around her crotch due to the friction caused by the movement/rubbing action done on the scooter seat.

Result: The given subject Lady GaGa is a lesbian with a stick up her vag. I'd still hit that.

Bibliography : Google.com
Acknowledgements :  The Crap Generator aka The Internet

Rahul RK

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