Aftermath of the foundation day

I did not go to see the foundation day, but got to listen what happened. Apparently Roshan {captain} fainted and took out the piano in front of him along with the drums and other stuff and the Chairman kept stopping in mid-speech. He was convinced that Azaan was going on somewhere…and Ehtisham had his head down the whole day. BMS’s dance was the only thing that was worth watching in the whole 3 and half hours of crap. Nofel was named the ‘Best Outgoing Student’ {I don’t know what criteria were they choosing under…Roshan would have been a way better option} Alex was named the ‘Best 11th Grade Student’ {I think these people got their points mostly for butt kissing}
Then we got to the suspensions and expulsions in the school this week. Ansaar got expelled. And another guy, called Bilal, got suspended for a week and after I heard the reason why, I was…I don’t know what I was feeling exactly. Anyways, He and his girlfriend apparently used to send messages and talk once every few days during school hours {really stupid}. So the girl gets caught {by Solomon sir’s wife} during class and she is given a choice…1.}Phone confiscated, girl suspended and parents called. 2.} Phone confiscated, boy caught and girl set fee without suspension. The girl chose the obvious choice and told the teacher everything about him {which was not much, just the name and mobile number}. But she needed to catch him red-handed, so she pretends to be the girl and {the whole story is told by Bilal by the way} sends him a message saying that she wanted him desperately and other stuff {he showed the message and I could not believe a teacher could be that obscene…maybe Solomon sir did not satisfy her properly and so she was dirty talking herself to pleasure…}. The guy did not read the message but sent the following back, “I am in Bio lab right now and sir keeps asking questions to me so see you later.” With that one stupid, I mean really stupid remark he was caught. There were only 60 students out of the 18,000 who had bio lab period and sir could point out the guy. So he was suspended for a week. Moral of the story-Think before you do something/Never trust a girl…especially if she is dirty talking
Sam
… ACDC dance battle was awesome, but they lost…asshole Miley supporters, supporting a no talent slut…