To India!

Right now im on my way to the airport with the most luggage anybody could possibly have....mostly coz this time I get one whole trolley to myself and then 2 laptops...i get to carry the heavier one for the lawls....
This guy whose drivin us there is so lame...[16 year old gal way of sayin "so lame"...wateva]. The last time he picked us was when we were returnin from india he did the stupidest thing ever. We were on the highway and the guy starts askin us about whats new in india and blah blah. At one point he asked us somethin and my dad told somethin and he shut up for some reason. I think he was day dreamin about india. He was so into his inner monologue that he ran a police checkpoint without stoppin and continued speedin at 100kmph till the cops chased him and stopped him after 200m. You might ask why we dint stop him. It was because my mom was asleep, my dad was too confused to say anythin and I was on facebook LAWLS!
That guy got his license suspended for 2 days or something.
I did have somethin interestin to say but totally forgot it over the 2 hour sleep i had today morning.
Well if i get a chance to blog then i'll try...
Thanks to Tanveer for rememberin and wishin me...
Thanks to Sameed for missing his flight so i can see his misery without his mobily 3g modem....
Thanks to Kais for coming online for the first time and not talkin to me
Thanks to Uday for attempting to share his crap with me ...but no thanks
Thanks to Ben for not remembering anythin at all....bet he wont have any clue till sept 28...
Hopin to come back alive
Rahul RK

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Rahul RK

First Day OF The Non-Study Peiod

Holy Shit!!!!I am so bored I am actually posting for the third time within 24 hours. I forgot to write a couple of things yesterday, so here goes. When we went to eat we actually managed to fit eight people in a Mitsubishi Gallant...My dad driving With Me sitting in the front seat and Benjamin sitting on my stomach {trust me not on my lap but on my stomach...good thing i was hungry and so my stomach was pushed inside a bit more}. I think Benjamin's stomach was touching his knees and his head was touching the dashboard, so he was kinda like sitting and kneeling at the same time. He said it was like being in front of a king and he was kneeling in respect. Then Rahul, Tanveer, Kais, Uday and Jeremy were sitting in the back three seats {No idea how they fit, Benjamin's back was in front of my face}. Then while eating Rahul noticed that we were all from different parts of India, Benjamin-Pandi, Rahul-Mallu, Me-Bangaluri, Tanveer-Hyderabadi, Jeremy-Mumbai, Kais-Gujju, Uday-Bengali {the one in india}...then somehow the people in the back didnt fit properly and Kais came back partly standing up untill his muscle cramped up, Benjamin sat properly on my lap while still pushing in my stomach {Now proof that he is gay} He starts singing "I feel good".....What else....yeah....Later i started getting even more offending {I mean I seriously started to cross the line} and finally Rahul took Benjamin outside to say somthing, I dont know what but Rahul comes back and asks have you ever seen two people make out {?????}....I also wanted to apolagize to Benjamin so I officially apolagize here....the only problem he never actually visits the blog...Leaving that we tried to film our third project the adaptation of Counter Strike...Rahul and I came up with the script{Rahul mostly }. And then the problems started arising, firstly we were short of weapons, so edited script to kill people quickly and share the guns, then Kais started whining that he didnt want to be the terrorist, fine, then the headband camera was too high then it covered Rahul's eyes so he couldnt see anything, then Uday didnt want to die first and everyone was too tired so they were cranky and etc.... well anyways all this kept pissing Rahul off till he finally gave up on the idea.
-a seriously bored Sameed'weasel/brownie/panda/goldie...'Ahmed

Last Day of Exams

After the Math exam, Rahul managed to convince me to hold a party at my home {this was gonna be without parental supervison so i felt like saying No} Sure why not. Unfortuntely that was my reply but still I wasnt refusing even quarter heartly...But I also had a bad feeling about it. Well without any transportation we first had to come home....so the day before the exam Rahul and I were trying to make plans, when Farhat calls and says that one of our old friend's van was going free so we could go till the girls section in that and the a couple minutes walk to my home....Rahul was so uncomfortable with this plan that he managed to arrange a driver from his dad's office...well i then got off the phone and went to sleep after studying at sround 12 and woke up at 3 to study again...But everything i studied went outta my head because as soon as i went home i was distracted by the party. The exam went kinda horrible seeing as i finished around 9:50 wll anyways came out and went to my home in 2 different trips....after we freashened up we started watching Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas{Peanut is awesome!!!!} after that we tried surfing on the net but my room is in a corner and so we werent getting any speed as Benjamin tried to search for the chords for Flipsyde-When It Was Good, Cause he was getting jealous while Rahul was showing off by playing the song {No offence was meant by the above sentence...apparently i am starting to piss these guys more than usual...sorry for that but you know pissing people off is one of my favorite hobbies}...After copying the stuff for Rahul and Kais we went outside for playing Football....we {it was Ben, Kais, Tanveer and I versus Jeremy, Uday and Rahul a.k.a fag of the year....but kais stopped like 2 minutes into the game} were leading 5-4 then we got way too tired so we wanted to go but then Rahul said Golden Goal and we were like fine lets get it over with, Jeremy saw that Tanveer {our goalkeeper} was distracted so he went for the goal...and Tanveer managed to push it towards the pole and Rahul shouted goal!!!!and i had no strength to argue so i said fine we lost....then we watched some videos then Rahul left and then Uday and Kais were looking for stuff to copy and left 10 minutes or somthing after Rahul and Ben left 15 minutes later to Bino's house {No comments}....Jeremy then stayed for another 10 minutes i showed him Avataar {I wanted to show you guys but forgot about it...oh well} and Deathnote and some other things and then even he left then i cleaned up and started writing this Blog...Now after finishing it at around 9, I shall post it and my dad says i have to go to my cousins place {Damn!!!}...we wont go to sleep then my around 2 making it that i have woken up for 24hrs.......nice!!!!!my bad feeling also came true as we were all extremely exhausted and hence we couldnt enjoy

-a very sleepy Sameed'weasel/brownie/panda/goldie...'Ahmed

Between and Before the Exams

After Fawad Shariff sir’s enthusiastic speech about obesity, overweight and some other things Benjamin started talking about losing weight and his idea was non-stop treadmill, I decided that was too much hard work and instead wanted to go on a diet while Rahul was crying I am not FAT!!!!!!!!....Anyways I remembered my aunt telling how hard it was to go on a diet and thus I got started with full enthusiasm and a week before the exams my stomach started feeling odd....the doctor said i was LITERALLY starving myself to death....well my aunt said that after a week of diet you will hog down twice the amount of food, well if I didnt I would die....great. I coulldnt actually concentrate on any of the exams, so expect my "will" soon.
Before physics exam I was flipping through channels when i saw a show, okay i have seen a lot of times in which an Indian guy strips himself of his dignity, puts on a saree and dances like a girl....well this guy was like a cool guy, he was dancing like a girl while wearing a jeans and a shirt...trust me it was 10 times as embarassing. And I also saw an aurgument about increasing number of homosexuals in the Indian population {the fuck is wrong with you people}. Apparently uptill 1973 homosexuality was considered as a psycological disease...then an ass had to try to cure it and couldnt and he made a statement that homosexuality was a cchoice of lifestyle and wasnt wrong {must have been a fag himself}. Then some guys asked them what if our kids ask about homo people how were they supposed to awnser {easy just tell them that they were escaped convicts from a medical institute}, the guy said that it was okay as they would discover homosexuality sooner or later so no problem{fuck you there is a problem, you are fuckin gay!!!} changed the channel then..........I am actually gonna blog twice today, awesome!!!!!
-Sameed'weasel/brownie/panda/goldie...'Ahmed

Post Exam....

Had a really really fun day at last...exams got over today...and as usual i forced party over the person whoever came closest to where i was...ie sameed....since his father didn't object [he seemed pissed LITLALY when i saw him] we called around 9 guys in total exc sameed...and as usual at least 2 didnt turn up...rohit blew us off for football with Pandy#2....Roshan...really donno wat happened to him...
We reached at Sameed's house after a double trip with the driver my dad arranged...and started on with our new spoof....which was a disaster coz uday got pissed, i LITLALY got provoked easily again and then we lost coordination...Ben, Sameed, Jeremy and Kais were too good.....Ben LITLALY fell thrice for the scene...thanks to all
After LITLALY havin crap for lunch [guess wat...when you're typing 'crap' on the cell it spells out bras] we played football for a while...Uday, Jeremy and Me beat the hell outta rest of da suckers..:P
Time just flew by too fast....i had to leave and now i've ended up on the way to Bahrain airport...
Since i wont be home before 12 i'll LITLALY never be able to watch the stuff sameed have me...
I'm LITLALY Thanking sameed for helpin us survive through that ac-less cave....and you know very well that i just said that without meanin it...
Piece out homeboy....
Rahul RK