Between and Before the Exams

After Fawad Shariff sir’s enthusiastic speech about obesity, overweight and some other things Benjamin started talking about losing weight and his idea was non-stop treadmill, I decided that was too much hard work and instead wanted to go on a diet while Rahul was crying I am not FAT!!!!!!!!....Anyways I remembered my aunt telling how hard it was to go on a diet and thus I got started with full enthusiasm and a week before the exams my stomach started feeling odd....the doctor said i was LITERALLY starving myself to death....well my aunt said that after a week of diet you will hog down twice the amount of food, well if I didnt I would die....great. I coulldnt actually concentrate on any of the exams, so expect my "will" soon.
Before physics exam I was flipping through channels when i saw a show, okay i have seen a lot of times in which an Indian guy strips himself of his dignity, puts on a saree and dances like a girl....well this guy was like a cool guy, he was dancing like a girl while wearing a jeans and a shirt...trust me it was 10 times as embarassing. And I also saw an aurgument about increasing number of homosexuals in the Indian population {the fuck is wrong with you people}. Apparently uptill 1973 homosexuality was considered as a psycological disease...then an ass had to try to cure it and couldnt and he made a statement that homosexuality was a cchoice of lifestyle and wasnt wrong {must have been a fag himself}. Then some guys asked them what if our kids ask about homo people how were they supposed to awnser {easy just tell them that they were escaped convicts from a medical institute}, the guy said that it was okay as they would discover homosexuality sooner or later so no problem{fuck you there is a problem, you are fuckin gay!!!} changed the channel then..........I am actually gonna blog twice today, awesome!!!!!
-Sameed'weasel/brownie/panda/goldie...'Ahmed