No Farting Zone

Yesterday, I went to Jarir for checking out some books on home plans (my dad wanted to see) and interior design (for my bedroom which is growing in size dad by day). We guys stood there looking at books totally forgot the time and all and it was around 10 wen we actually came out. While we were at the counter I was standing next to an average sized Lebanese guy who was waiting behind me. Nowadays exactly like JD of Scrubs, I drift of into my thoughts, but I don't fantasize as much as he does. So there I was waiting for my dad's credit card payment to get accepted with this guy standing right on my side. All of a sudden my thoughts came crashing down by some gross smell. The guy next to me turned around and looked around as if something interesting was happening at the movies section. Dude, this guy had something seriously wrong with his food. He had Farted as if he hadn't shit for years! I ignored him [what more could I do] and kept thinking about how my cousins would react after seeing my room. Again I drifted off into imaginary situations involving my future [faceless] college mates and GF [face and bodyless....only voice appearance] admiring my house....Again my thoughts were pulled down by that God awful smell. The guy fidgeted again after a few seconds and I was like "Yea right if you turn around nobody will smell your fart." The guy looked at me all of a sudden. Then only I realized that in the whole fantasizing thing I'd lost control of keeping my thoughts in my mind and had just blurted out what I thought. That was one really awkward situation........
After that I went to the barber to get a haircut. You wouldn't believe if I told you. While he was cutting my hair he too farted. Damn what are people eating nowadays!!! My day had shitty. Literally.
 My dad was thinking of getting my mom a new cell. Yeah that means I get my old cell back. Weirdly my dad was thinking of buying an iPhone for her. So basically that means I wouldn't get an iPod. But then I can trade my phone for hers. My dad later told me that my mom doesnt want a new cell and over that buying an iPod might save a lot more money but then it would be useless coz it wont have the phone function and then as Tanveer said I gotta carry two devices. What he said just caused more confusion for me.
Yeah....Anyways my dad finally agreed to get me iPod if i gave the final word anyday this week. The convincing took exactly 20 mins on Thursday. And by the way do you kno how much I collected????? 1040 SR!!!!! Pizza saves the day!!!! Details later...So that means........ IN YOUR FACE SAMBEN MUHFUKERS!!!!!!! I GET WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT COZ I CAN!!!!!!

My life is over anyways because of the 90+, Tests, Holiday Assignments, Torch, etc. No time at all!!!!!
So basically I'm gonna be more rare than Sameed. But I will post soon again.

Rahul RK
~ Headfirst, Fearless~