Another Wednesday

Wednesday = Double Bio, Double Chem and Double Phy....so somthn interstin ought to hav happnd and so did it....

Fawwad sir mentioned 2 points today...1. Dont drink milk and 2. Dont stay around gals too much.

Why? here goes...

1. Cows milk contains non digestable proteins. So science freaks did does som crap to make it digestible by manufacturin it by creatin intergenic cow....and in the end the milk produced will contain excess of oxytocin hormone (basically the hormone tht cozs lactation and contractions durin givin birth). So the rest u can figure out. [lisun more abt this in the song "Cow Lockeddown" by Blacky South ft Tal Pain]

2. Gals sweat a lot. Oxytocin is present in gals' sweat tht czuses guys to b antagonist and arrogant ..... It apparently makes you "INSENSITIVE".

Basically wat Fawwad sir meant was dont drink milk coz it makes you manly and insensitive, and stay away from gals coz they make you manly again....he's one Gay Rights Supporter.

Lawrence sir mentioned one interestin incident abt affect of alcohol....in his colge days he used to travel by bus...one specific day he was standin in the movin bus and behind him 2-3 kinda-influential ppl were sittin at the back seat....they seemd to hav boozed at tht tym around 2am and were laughin a lot...at one certain moment one guy standin(who also boozed) PUKED RYT INTO THE MOUTH OF THE LAUGHIN GUY...and the guy still laughed for a second or so wid puke in his mouth...[while sayin this HE laughed and spat out which narrowly missed me....tht was truly sickenin]...

Black South aka Random Guy#3

As I said earlier our rap debutd on Tuesday....with a surprise ft from Black South wen the whole song turned towards Sameed...plans of an album r up....it'll out by 22nd July...be sure to check out "Gay Fag Ben" by Golden Brown ft Tall Pain, "Thats How We Turned Straight" by Golden Brown ft Black South, "Corridor Whore" by Tall Pain ft. Black South, "Cow LockedDown" and "I Pissed A Gal and I Liked It" by Tall Pain.

Exams r jus days away...so i vill be back after itz over...

Rahul "Tall Pain" RK

Updates

Even after being the creator of the blog, I've totally lost interest in bloggin....its mainly coz de no. of ppl visitin r goin lower and lower......but still ....here goes...

On Friday I had to visit Jubail coz my unc had com back from India...previously he was in Kazakhistan (the place wer Borat is from)...then he got a job offer from a company in the US (i was totally excited coz i expected to get a free iphone through him.....well, dont think im selfish..my sis was the initiator of the plan) but unfortunately due to som reason i donno wat exactly, he turned down tht offer and rejoined here in saudi wer he worked like 10 years ago...so we went there and then while comin back my dad thot of chekin out the engine power of the car (new one...Accord 2009  :D)...so he went on speedin till he reached around 180kmph....thts wen a toyota hilux pickup carryin a black sheep on the back overtook him!....thts the fastest speed a sheep could ever achieve i guess....

On the way back home we dropped by at Xtra and chekd out the n97...the guy over ther (short mallu guy....see Sameed this is wer bein a mallu helps u) told us tht only 35 pieces had come[lol...wen i say pieces i mean 35 n97s)...and it got sold out on the same day...the price on the ad paper thing was SR 3100....(unbelievably cheap ryt?)...but accordin to him they sold it for 3500 per piece and to one saudi guy he sold the last piece for SR.3800.......he sed tht if I want the phone I gotta giv him my name and address so tht he can reserve one for me and send it over....sooooo temptin offer...but obv dad interferd and hence....no phone.....

btw at tht tym ud gotta be der....everwer u looked...PRETTY GALS!!! lol hard to concentrate on electronics lol

for Ben's info (who actually nver visited this blog since his post)...all ps3 games r 50 bux cheaper thx to the economic crysis 2......

after leavin Xtra we went to Tamimi bak in corniche.... peaceful place coz ppl really wud rather b at home watchin crappy cricket matches thn rather shop...i was jus cruisin by the cold storage/ice cream side (coz thts wer u find gals...actually u find them in the makeup accesories aisle but if u hang around ther u'd b mistaken for a gayward). Turns out tht indians gals DO exist in the outside world...i h8 saudi arabia for suckin up to their tradition which in fact is causin saudi guys to b gay....proof for this is Roshan's & Sameed's incidents .... looks like 100 years from now saudis wont exist....u'll most probably only find them on fossils.....and u can show the pics u took in the past to ur gr8 grandchildren...."beta aapne saudiyon ke bare mein history mein paDha hoga na? ye dekho...mere samay mein saudi log waqai mein rehte the..." {{no comments on the hindi/urdu/wateva}}

so basically thts wat happened dis weekend.....

On tuesday after the games period v guys r usually hyper...so i and Sameed came up wid a rap v wrote abt Benjamin.....its somthn really worth wastin tym....the song is gonna debut this tuesday after games period...so everyone get ur deoderants and come ovr to 12 B..... + as a bonus feature we're gonna rap a censored version of it for the weak heartd like Kais.......

Sameed gav me one worth watchin Japanese cartoon series at last...Deathnote......really cool....waitin 4 its english movie version.....and also Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special is awesome.....atlast somthn tht makes Ben's rep go +1.....so its a total of minus infinity plus one for tht faggot......

piece out homeboy....

Rahul "Kronk" PP

The Bloodtastic Adventure

I know the last line of my last post was a bit corny but it had to be said and the title now is corny as well but who cares, What I’m about to post is awesome.
My Brother’s going to Malaysia and the university asked for a medical report of my brother which includes what all vaccines he’s taken, allergic to any medicines’, blood group etc. Okay the problem began with the Blood group. Before the Blood test the guy asked what’s my brother’s blood group and my mom shows that it is O+{the report was really old so I guess it was of when my brother was born}. 3 days later, yesterday, my brother goes for the report {with his friends} when the guy says it’s O-. My brother immediately calls home and my mom is baffled {not about the fact that the blood group mysteriously changed but the fact that if in case my brother needs blood he cannot get it immediately}, she tells my brother to give the phone to the Lab technician and tells him to recheck. O- again. My mom’s now furious; my brother calms her and tells we’ll check somewhere else. Mom tells Dad they both think the lab guy made a mistake and we have the blood group of my brother since he was born and it is O+. Now I have the habit of imagining the most improbable of situations {like our argument against Ben} and I thought what if the guy now is correct and the guy in India {who checked the blood group then} was wrong, I mean now we are more advanced and in Saudi Arabia and then it was India….We left the house around 10pm {not the best time to leave I know but still} to Dossary Hospital {everyone there knows my mom trust me everyone} and check my brothers blood group again {I was sitting in the car playing on cell}. My brother comes inside and says, “Like mom thought, it was O+ {thank goodness}……..NOT!!!!!!!!{worst time to use a not joke, I mean seriously……wait a sec} yeah the doctor here confirmed that it is O- and I said to mom may be it happened cuz I drank too many Mountain Dew’s…well anyways Mom is still arguing about it” {My time to shine} Sam,“ Maybe the guy in India was wrong when he first checked your blood group and the people now are correct and you’ve been living the past 20 years with a mistake” Sab{my bro} “Wow that makes more sense” Sam “you think{with a raised eyebrow}” Sab “ Fine I’ll go tell Mom”. My mom comes back and scolds me for not saying that earlier {the hell…how’s that my fault}. But then I started thinking, this means that my parents were heterogeneously O+ and the 25% chance of a child to have both recessive O- was conquered {my brother} and the 25% chance of a child to have brownis red hair{This chance is lower in Asians and African} was also conquered {this is me}. In the end My Parents Rock.
-sameed‘weasel/brownie/panda/goldie…’ahmed

Interestin News 2

Interestin News Again

60-year-old Continental pilot dies in flight

NEWARK, N.J. - The pilot of a Continental Airlines flight from Brussels to Newark died over th Atlantic Ocean on Thursday, but the jet landed safely with two co-pilots at the controls.

The 247 passengers aboard Flight 61 weren't told of the pilot's death and flight attendants continued serving snacks, though the crew did ask for the help of any doctors aboard. Several passengers approached the cockpit, including one doctor who told The Associated Press the pilot appeared to have suffered a heart attack.

The 60-year-old Newark-based pilot, who worked for Continental for 32 years, is believed to have died of natural causes, said Kelly Cripe, a spokeswoman for the Houston-based airline.

Rahul RK

First Murder

I was going for a dramatic title but hope it wasnt a bit too dramatic but it is true... Well i went to the bathroom today morning around 9{ *didnt go to school*} when i thought i saw somthing move{*background music-serious drama*}. On futher inspection i saw it was a little rat {*i mean seriously small, like a 5-year old kids fist*} and immediately{Aww so cute, hit it, it is the rat u were hunting for *a rat had entered ou house and was biting off everything*} the battle began i took the broom in my hand and went on swinging at the rat{ a swing and a miss}. Two or three times later i hit it like a puck in ice hockey, it squeled and hit the wall and it died{Shit u comitted ur first murder, nah killed plenty of fly's before, but this is different, it bit through ur badmintin racket, it got wat it deserved, hell yeah} I showed it to mom who threw it out and a cat ate it.

Today my uncle came and told my dad about how a collegue of his in a huge seminar accidently showed a porno and he and my dad were laughing {I overheard them}. Then i realised somthing, no matter how old we get, no matter what happens, we will still say the same old stories, we will make the same old crappy jokes and will still laugh at them.
So in the end friends are very important.
-Sameed'weasel/brownie/panda/goldie...'Ahmed

Frozen Man

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No comments.....

RRK

Teleporter2 [T2]

after the quite well received "Wall Passer" now we hav the trailer of "Teleporter 2" starrin Random Guy#3(same guy as in Wall Passer)....fyi teleporter starred B grade actor Random Guy#2....he's gonna be the villain in T2....LOL....Comin soon on this blog on computers next to u...

And the work print of CS - The Movie leakd....here it is

guest apperance - Random Loser#1 or 2....donno wich 1 coz theyre twins.....

Rap Song cominn through .... Sameed ft. Rahul....

will be up by nxt week or so...

RAHUL RK

Usual dose of weird

To begin with couldn’t think of a title so hope this one is good. On Wednesday, after Shaheen sir’s tuition {*can you see where this is going, I couldn’t at the time*} after like 20 minutes or something my uncle comes and I go towards his car which is on the other side of the road. While I wait to cross the street a taxi comes and stands in front of me {the hell?}. He lowers the window and I lean forward and see the guy driving {I think I’ve seen him somewhere before}
Taxi guy-Kaisa hai thum?
{wait a sec, he’s that taxi douche, the conversation I was dumb enough to blog. shit!!!!}
Me- theek hoon……
Taxi guy-main do time aaya edhar aap ko dhoondney ka liye is time par.
{The fuck!! What the hell is wrong with the guy, I am not gay all right.}
Me-kyun???
Taxi guy-baat karna tha.
{What the hell made you think I enjoyed the last one?}
Me-nai, uncle aagaye to…..
Taxi guy-theekey tum gaaoo…
{The hell is he sad for I mean how is anyone going to enjoy a weird conversation like that…dude stop making yourself feel guilty it’s not your fault he’s the assface here}
Well, moving on we went to after Nancy ma’am’s tuition on Thursday {yesterday} Leroy and Muqeeth asked if I could drop them home. I sat in the front and they sat in the back. While going back I was talking with my dad about iphone’s 3GS When I heard this,
Leroy-My parents didn’t let me watch DaVinci Code in 9th I had to watch like when I was in 11th, I didn’t tell my parents and I just got the book and started reading it.
Muqeeth-So your parents know you watch?
Leroy- No way I’d be dead. So when did you first watch?
{Wait are they talking about porn back there? My dad is like two inches or so, and you should know when you are vague about something people always relate it to sex first}
Muqeeth In 10th, no wait in 8th grade first.
{8th Shit!!!!!!}
Muqeeth-It was accidently like in field trip this Saad was the and it was zoomed in so couldn’t really know properly
{at least keep your voices down}
Leroy-Well what about now in 11th?
Muqeeth – Now it’s like I watch more you know its natural.
{How????}
Leroy-So what anything happened?
Muqeeth-Nah man
Leroy-Must be impotent or something hehe!!
{Okay my dad took biology in his 12th so he definitely now knows what those dumb assfaced douches are talking about. So quick distract him.} Fortunately there was a car that went by on which someone had played X and 0 on the windshield with paint. Then I started on any topic I could find-getting dsl, dark knight, the gangs in our school, whatever and in the middle I kept hearing parts of their conversation. Leroy said that it was just copulation and now it was getting a bit sick {of course it took you 4 years to realize that!!!!! And then something about Bitto’s Girlfriend {Here I decided not to invade their privacy anymore and left it.} Unfortunately I was out of topics and they were getting louder and here Rahul becomes the savior by calling and bringing silence. I think they realized that more people were in the car besides them. Then Rahul and I talked till we went up to Carrefour {40 minutes, I didn’t realize when we became girls……} When I was taking the escalator, there was this guy in front of me whose jeans were way too tight{I think he brought a female jeans}He keeps one arm around his wife and the other he rubs his back with. On his jeans, in the middle of the 2 back pockets it was written-LIKE THIS. {Where is Benjamin he would have loved this} And when we finally entered the mall I looked from left to right and all ii saw was black black blue black red black black white {The black color is the colour of the abaya and the other colours were random guys. The girls were like mostly in our age group but none of them were good so I started looking at laptops and I found two great Laptops,
Laptop 1-DELL
PRICE-1,00,99 {What?????????/}
1gh, 1mb ram, 120super DVD readers, 100tb ddr2 hard disk, kool backgrounds……..
Laptop2-Toshiba
PRICE-390.00
10gh, 120 GB ram, 1mb hard disk space……..
I know it was a long post but just one last thing in the frozen fish isle {hopefully Rahul Gets this} I saw a parrot fish, Sebin JT asked if there was a connection between catfish and cat same way.
P.S- I did not want to keep the conversation between Leroy and Muqeeth but then again whatever. This post was longer than expected. Finally got Emperor’s New Groove and it was definitely worth the 8 years wait.
-sameed‘weasel/brownie/panda/goldie…’ahmed

An Interestin Day At Last

After a small interval of really borin days im back wid the really good parts of the week...

first of all there's debate stuff goin on for which tomorrow the guys are goin to the girls section...lucky them...and like Sameed said "God knows how they're gonna react and seein Lino" *LOL*

Being a Wednesday, today was supposed to be the most boring day of the week coz of the double chem, double bio and double physics. The English period was totally uncool because we (Sameed and Me)didn't really wanna listen to JJ sucking up to Nazih. Chem 2nd period was really funny at the beginning coz Lawry told Mubashir, Nazih and Shamlik to sing or display watevr talent they had. Mubashir was ok wid his song, Nazih with his speech-copied-right-from-the-internet, ans Shamlik's hilarious crappy mallu song "Lajjavathiye". OMG it was SO FUNNY! the things he was doin with his hand when he was singing. Benjamin missed it out coz he preffered sittin at home to writin the maths test (which was terrible coz i screwd up even though it was sooooo easy).

Now starts my usualt rant about bio class....

Yesterday, sir came across the theories of many other ppl than his darling Darwin...then he mentioned how cockroaches MIGHT have gotten resistance to insecticides....they might hav CRAVED or PRAYED for resistance(mutation of DNA)...wen Jaideep asked them wether we could actually do tht he said no....so what exactly was he tryin to say?!! :S

when he mentioned tht the many varieties of dogs(the examples he mentioned wer BULLDOG, SIN-HUA-HUA *lol thts how he pronounced chihuahua*) basically came frm the same ancestor, Sebin JT asked whethr catfish is related to the cat!...really he's wat u shud call nerd....(*btw note for ben - Nerd means Fool.... :P *)

Today he tld us how environment can affect species....he gav the example of a White man going to Africa and turnin Black...."chromatofers produse melanin tht spreads over the cytoplasm to give layer of protection from UV rays"....and wen he comes back he turns White again....Benjamin must be so excited after readin dis coz he mi8 b hopin for it to work the other way around...too bad man, he said it doesnt work tht way around coz a Black man's son remains Black and vice versa...Then came the explanation to tht cravin/prayin thing..it was som French guy named Lamarck's theory....now dis guys is kinda interestin coz he mentioned the theories of "Use and Disuse of Organs" and "Inheritance of Acquired Characters"....both of them wer proved wrong (*i still dont undrstand y they'r still teachin them*)....the guy said tht if an organ is being used it develops better and another tht is not bein used stops developin, example- if u didnt use ur left hand it wud become non-funtional. But thts lame.... If the 1st theory was true then Sameed would hav a LONG schlong...lmao!

the fun part of todays break was the new game we made called "Impossible Embarrassin Situations and How u wud Handle them"...tomoro Ben is gonna get washed over with questions...

Rahul RK

PS: tht ice cream sandwich is nice! & i h8 thursday classes...+chem

One fine day

Unfortunately I don’t have a good story to tell so just gonna say a couple of things that happened recently and upload a couple of Videos. To begin with last night I saw a Nissan Sunny was standing in middle of the highway with a scratch on the left side of the bumper {just a scratch!!!! Damn}. A few seconds later I see a Suzuki Vitara {for fags who don’t know what car that is [Benjamin] it is a small multi-purpose vehicle (MPV)} completely overturned and the boot door thrown a couple of feet away!!!!!!! A jeep overturned by the dumbest of cars. Well leaving that, I finally won a food hogging contest against my brother {my only third win against like a million losses}. Right to the next topic. I went to the school bathroom for washing my face after playing and I saw a guy changing his shirt in front of his friends {any shame to spare anyone?} while laughing and talking to another guy while the other guys were surrounding him and touching his belly and chest {ULTRA GAY}. Then after the school was over Rahul and I were trying to convince Benjamin that individual thinking is better than agreeing to the general opinion. It started with Nazeeh’s speech and Rahul and I were saying it was not written by him and so he doesn’t deserve complete credit while Benny was saying that he needs to be appreciated cause everyone like his speech. Rahul {who can be very easily provoked} started off with a bunch of examples to prove his point and I provided some more examples. It then came to games and I started off like if the whole world says that a game is good but u don’t like it what do you do. He said he’ll ask his cousin. And I said screw him this is about you. Rahul then points out that he is an animator { I wanna become one} and so I suddenly stop and go like nice, Where is he. Rahul then drags me back to the topic. Then Leeno comes along and agrees with us and finally we convince Benjamin that we were right and he was wrong {Then I went off in my imagination and realized something}. In this situation we were 3 and so the general opinion and Benny was the individual and so by winnig the argument we actually proved his point that people go with general opinion and when I pointed this out Benny gloats like hell and Rahul’s completely pissed off. So that’s it. Oh and lastly JAI HO! Is now the 1 millionth English word {the hell}. Thank you A.R. Rahman
P.S.-last line was sarcastic. And I was forced by peer pressure to join the nerd group, don’t worry will try to get out of it as soon as possible
-sameed‘weasel/brownie/panda/goldie…’ahmed

The Assembly Part 2

For me it began on Wednesday. Chandola sir was picking people to take part in the assembly and I wanted to take part {it was our last year here so why not?}. But since I have a huge stage fright I decided to do something small and so I gave my name for giving the thought. The assembly was supposed to be on Monday and I just heard in the end that it was proponed {I didn’t care, my bad}. And in the weekend I completely forgot about it {we had gone to Riyadh and with free internet it was hard to remember anything]. I woke up on Saturday lazy and bored as usual and went to school a little later than expected and all was well {I still didn’t remember about the assembly}. Jeremy and I went into the assembly hall and I spotted Kais on the stage {what is he doing up there? And it all comes back to me like a dark prophesy, Chandola sir might have given him the thought and told him to replace me and a voice in my head says it is all for the best leave it and back out*why the heck didn’t I listen to it*while a bigger voice says go up there and give the thought}. I went up there with total over confidence. Kais hands over the thought thanking me for saving his day. I took the paper he handed to me and looked in it {Damn Chandola sir’s handwriting sucks} and Rahul walks over and says I knew you will forget to bring a thought so I brought one I think my sister wrote it {ooohh, sorry for that}. In a flash the vice-principal shows up {the hell he never comes this early}.

The assembly starts {forget about the vice principal just read this thought until you memorize it…..wow you can see everyone from here, there’s Benjamin trying to find his abs FOCUS!!!......Shit it’s the pledge already, how come it never goes so fast when I want it to, FOCUS YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!......Uday made a mistake, how come no one noticed C’MON!!!!!......Crap my turn already SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!!. Here I am the podium, [I started the thought from here and stammered like a million times] OH MY GOD!!My legs actually froze and my heart seems to be beating really hard I can’t listen what I’m saying SHIT!! I am stammering hell too much, I am gonna die of embarrassment, so far I finished like 3 lines and people have started to laugh really hard, This is not so bad maybe people won’t notice it, you’ve got brown hair how the fuck will they not notice you, don’t know just somehow, you’re an idiot, you’re the fucking idiot[ this mental argument actually calmed me down and I was able to finish with a little shred of dignity, unfortunately I turned crazy then and actually said I REPEAT] What the fuck was going through your head when you said that, just say thank you and leave with that little shred of dignity [I started to make the exact same mistakes and some guy in the crowd shouted GOLDIE ROCKS!!!! that gets to my head and I start to see the funny side of it] nice….fuck it, it’s all ruined anyways so try to inject a little more mistakes, are you retarded, fine whatever} and after I finished and I actually went back to the place where I was supposed to stand a laughing. I knew I was gonna face hell after this but for some reason I was feeling great. Naturally my blunder crosses out everything else and a never practiced before assembly went really well. The vice principle did not mention me at the end in his speech {thank you}. The weirdest part is that when people started teasing me I did not feel bad. I felt great and the teasing did not last as long as I thought it would. And like Rahul mentioned my rep increased because of it.
P.S.- Asian Kung-Fu Generation Rocks!!!!!!!!! And Benjamin is a fag, Rahul is a Nerd and Kais is Kais. And awesome edit on Benny’s blog.
-Sameed’weasel/brownie/panda/goldie…’ahmed

Russians!!!

Evolution lesson is gettin funnier day ny day...actually the lesson isnt funny...its the way Fawwad Shareef explains tht makes it funny....

Some of todays Fawwad sayins...(*2nd one is highly altered ;D*)

 " Russians or Athiests  always try to disprove the existence of god because they dont believe in god as they are communists."

 "The communists proved that livin things originated from non livin by meltin rocks and comparin the composition thus provin tht humans originated from rocks"

 "In the olden days ppl used to explain things tht dont hav logical explanation with this unnatural things. Like there is a question in old days tht wer is the frogs comin in rainy season. Ppl dont kno the answer because it was not proven at tht tym. They used to belive tht frogs used to come from clouds along with rain....."

".......similarly they thought tht if ther is a heap of stuff like cotton and other waste materials then rats evolve frm them"

sir still believes tht miller experiment...imagine som1 shows him tht it was disproved(*which it actually is*)....he'd cry i guess....

recently more and more of gene research is taking place...now the talks in som regions of the US is to legalize selective gene modifications. its basically alterin the gene to replace dem with desirable traits...like babies with blue eyes...with gills (*LOL*)....well its kinda funny tht ppl r tryin to make babies kinda like dolls...they're fukin livin things for godssake....ppl giv appearances a lot of importance....move on wid wat u've got!! if they legalize it ther will be a tym wen ppl will want pasteurized and homogenized breast milk for their 3month old....how stupid can this world get...

the debate topic for 12 is realy good...the 11thies hav no chance coz they themselves kno tht the future generation (they themslvs) sucks! v r indians and v will retain our heriditary character of stupidity....i think tht shud b part of the pledge.....

if Benjamin doesnt post today i'll set Kais on him....he'll njoy most probably LOL

Rahul "RRIPP..PP" RK

PS : i drew the pic in bio class durin one of his boring monday double periods....

Just Do It!

Looks like Superman doesn't want me to hav sum fun(*acc to Sameed's mom*)....so fuk tht... im still gona hav fun...wid frends(*or watevr they think they r to me*)or without....
Somethin hapennd this week tht reminded me i can do anythin and evrythin.....we had this library week thing in 11th grade and ther was writin(article, poem, essay) competition...i expectd to bunk sum classes wid this excuse so gav my name for poem and article....and as usual i went unprepard....so on the day, we went to the library and startd wastin tym ovr ther and thts wen i realisd tht i mi8 get screwd if i dint do anythin ovr ther...so v took papers and startd thinkin of topics........thts wen i got this ultra stupid idea of a topic for the poem....since durin those days ther was the gaza problem, i thot of expressin the views of a kid livin ther...thru a poem!(*LOL*)...the title i gav "I Welcome Death, Or Do I?" (*kinda goth...my 1st goth poem...lol*) i was really mainly the loss of hope of livin and welcomin death coz ther wasnt much left to see of the world....and wen the bell rang for the break i dint hav tym to write more so i ended the poem on the sad note with the smallest glint of hope..I Welcome Death Or DO I?...i kinda thot the poem was good and all(* well...it surely rhymed!*) except for the goth part....
so aftr 12th grade startd and all, Naofel (focus student editor) informed me tht my poem got selected..but........the last 4 paras wer removed...lol!...(*outta the 5 i wrote!!*)...they thot tht it was too depressin!
later recently(*dis week*) he told me tht actually the last 2 paras wer removed and someone else rewrote an endin para for it....thts the only thing im waitin for to see in the focus....
wat i learnt frm this is tht i can do anythin i want as long as i want to....and thx to superman im blesed with loadsa talent....(*do u agree wimme sameed, ben?*)...(*so im still goin wether u com or not...up ur ass with broken glass benjamin*)

Rahul RK......
PS: no videos today....

Chapter 7 - EVOLUTION

What seemd to me to b the most interestin and funny incident of today was the bio lesson v startd today....Evolution...topic of so much controversy....i really wantd to see how Fawad Shareef wud handle it...he managed to curve around the tpic pretty easily....

Wat made it very interestin is tht he dint actually teach biology today

he started with the part abt beliefs....he classified ppl into the naturalists(*or athiests in his words*) and those who belive in supernatural power(oh yeah i believe in superman too)....it was really funny coz he was tryin not to criticize either one grp...so he made a grp wich is kind of a mix of both sides....and put himself in tht to save his face lol...btw im in it too LOL.....he startd teachin fizix wid THE BEGINNIN...ie., Big Bang Theory and formation of H atom...how the earth was formed and all(the earth was basically a ball of matter(*or hot body as he explains it LOL*) with varyin densities of matter tht startd movin far frm the sun....as it moved further the denser substances(molten material & rock stuff) accumulated at the centre and the less denser substances(gases and all) moved towards the surface due to Gravity...then ther was condensation of gases to produce clouds and then lightenin and endless rain for many many days tht caused the formation of numerous compunds and mainly the oceans....it sounds crazy but if u research it u'll get to kno its 100% true...as most chemical reactions produce H20 as byproduct, all chemical reactions of the solid compunds of surface(soil) took place after the rain and produced more water.....and hence the oceans.

He also compared the size of us humans to tht of the earth ...he sed were like atoms to the earth...so miniscule....think how small bacteria will b then!

He then tot us sumthn really cool frm the textbook (i can assure u dis is the only lesson wich is interestin in the whole bio tb)...its sum experiment by sum 2 guys....they took a mixture of gases tht wer formulated to b the first most probable gases on earth in a glass container(H, He, O, N, S, P...blah blah) and after doin a series of condensin to form clouds they passed electricty through it...and then came the miracle result of formation of amino acids...(for the non bio guys - amino acids r formed only in livin organisms) so thts the theory of Abiogenesis (livin from non livin) proved...."AND THTS HOWS BEGINNIN OF ORIGIN OF LIFE STARTED" jus as he finished tht sentence Lawrence came in for his chemistry period....now thts perfection lol!

well i kno how ben must hav understood the whole thing as...this is a gist of his thots..

"it all started wen athiests and naturalists got together for the big bang..they Graffitied the whole place and their hot bodies(*LOL*)...the denser or fatter bodies wer at the centre of the bang....they wer (f)atoms to the earth...they wer struck by lightenin which broke dem into amino acids..."

After a whole lot of trials and stuff i changed the blog design...lotta good ones wer der but dis one is also kinda good...i cudnt select one coz the font thing wud've been a problem...so frm now on sameed is continuin wid orange, im switchin to black and benjamin will take watevr....

We're startin our 3rd movie tomoro...wait & see...its jus one of dose awesum ideas i keep havin ;D

Rahul RK

PS: sorry for teh looooong post....

Another Monday Night

{kinda being forced to blog again}. Uncle recieved a raise and the occasion required a celebration. So we picked Chinese Grill. My mom asked me what i wanted to eat and i was hungry as hell {as usual}. Order came and we started to eat. There was this girl might be in 9th or 10th and she was TOTALLY CHECKING...............out the food on my plate i mean seriously i might have ordered enough for two ppl. leaving that i again lost food chugging contest with bro. and while leavin i was listening my favorate band asian kung fu generation which was japanese and apparently the guy thought i was being racist and insensative guy. {what the hell}. and when i was comin back a song was playin in the radio which potrayed the nursery rhyme jack and jill went up the hill.....and blah blah wateva, as a romance story{i mean what the hell is wrong with indians not only did they copy a NURSERY RHYME but as a romance story....its a freakin rhyme about 2 siblings damn man.
ps-besides my usual rant bout asian kung fu generation i have somthin 4 rahul. i knew bout the contradiction but still wanted to write cuz i was searchin for gals but hugh jackman was on top so not my fault. it was sexiest person and not sexiest GUY alright. and i havent taken up a hobby of rippin on u its just ur the only 1 that takes it as a challange and tries new ways of rippin me back. so yeah thats it
-sameed'weasel/browmie/panda/goldie/.....'ahmed

The Assembly Part I

This is one embaressin incident for Sameed. But weirdly he jus became more popular becoz of it.

It happened in April i guess.....v wern't informed properly abt our assembly....on the assembly mornin my classmates wer still 50% unsure...Uday was like "dude y r u wearin the coat and all? our assembly is not today. its on monday"(*it was a saturday). Luckily Tauheed and Naofel came all prepared. So it went jus fine(fyn..jus fyn...jus fyn lol).

In the mornin at home i was all tensed and all coz i had news to say. i was prepared and all but still ther was the tiny bit of my mind goin "wat if u screw up?". To divert my anxiety i startd thinkin wat the rest of dem assembly guys mi8 b goin through...and then i rememberd tht Sameed, who had to do the thought, always usually comes late...i just realised tht if he's late, v mi8 need a backup. Coincidently i found a thot lying ryt in front of me on the table...(*i guess it can be classified under miracles*)...my sister had written it from an sms she had gottn sum few months back...i kept it in my coat pocket for backup...here it is:

“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”

So after som confirmation with Chandola sir, we went to the hall...and as i predicted Sameed dint turn up...so wen Chandola sir askd us who is the backup...(*actually we dint hav any backup guy*) so i jus told Kais's name (*LOL*)...i gav him my thot and den wen he was memorizin it, Sameed turned up....he was all dreamy (*as usual*) and the dummy dint get any thot...so he was stuck wid myn...i remembr tellin him to read it out...

it was all smooth in the beginnin wid Yaseen's recitation, Ali Hasnain's translation and Tauheed's comparin (*or howevr its spelled*).Then the big moment cam for Sameed. He startd off fyn but screwd it up at the second line itself...and like a big moron he repeatd the whole thot again wid all the same mistakes and mixups....sum guys at the front wer promptin him too...lol he got the most applause....

his screwup lightened the mood of evrybody...so myn  went smoothly....the assembly ended fyn and wen he came back he was ripped on by all! lolzz!!

now ppl who dont even kno him call out "goldy!" at him wyl walkin past....but his rep definitely went up...lolz

Even tho the incident wasnt much embarrassin for sameed ,it was for me....coz it makes me feel tht i did hav sum part in the screwup....it was a + point for me tht i brot backup but Sameed successfully gav me a -point..thnx mate...u suck...

This is my point of view of it...lets see wat sameed went through.... in his post....the point of view of the screwee....and Ben will giv the audience's point of view.....

Rahul RK

Bored to Death

Today was a borin and sad day........nothin of interst happened...sameed was absent, it was kinda borin not bein able to rip on him...

The Air France plane incident was very sad one ... kinda mysterious too....they found the plane wreck in the atlantic ocean today mornin... no survivors accordin to reports so far.....its the biggest plane accident since 2001....sad

today's important news...

today was the E3 thing....microsoft lanuchd new controller for the xbox 360 wid cool motion sensors all...new awsom games r up for the ps3...sumthn only ben will care for

GM became bankrupt today...they're sellin off Hummer to sum undisclosed company...bummer!

New Moon trailer cam out and all gals went mad...lol

paki guy relatd to mumbai attacks got released by pakistan govt... quite expected...*rollin eyes*

the new speaker is a woman....the next thing they're gonna do is switch the PM wid a lady....and then all the ministers....then its gonna b revenge and retribution for all the crap the male ancestors did....jus like the one jew guy screwin his whole community....lol

nothin to share for today....hopefully benjamin will post sumthn...

Rahul RK

Wall Passer Sameed

After the unsuccessful "teleporter"...here's "the guy who walks into walls"

A New Nickname?!

After startin this blog i havn't had any much interestin incidents to share...but sum things did happen....sum which r close to borderline of interestin....

Recently Redhead, Ben, Tanvy and Keezter startd callin ME nerd...usually Keezter is the target of tht...it all startd wid him goin around tellin ppl tht i got 45 outta 50 in the Gk thing of last week..(therz still no proof for it)....and then today no one completed english notes except for me. so i was haild as the nerd(*D@^^n u JJ!)....my only chance at gettin back at them ws wen i got 1 mark lesser thn ben and kais...but the whole thing was ruined wen Chandola sir confirmed it by tellin tht i got highest in the whole skool (i still think ther is a major mixup) in the Gk quiz....so here i'm, totally pissed....

Sameed has recently taken insultin me as a hobby...but as a matter of fact he's scared of me (*:P*)...he's gonna b my slave as long as i know sum stuff abt him and hav the admin rights to this blog....hahahaha(*evil laugh*)

Sameed in the previous post tried to prove he's the only straight guy among us....he also unknowingly contradicted himself in the same post...if he was straight he wudnt hav chekd out who was the sexiest GUY on the planet was....

Lawrence sir had once b4 mentioned the amount of interest sum juniors hav in bio...he said tht in 12th B class a few years back, students from 6th and 7th grade used to come in jus to check out the chart showin the female reproductive system...6th and 7th grade for godssake! wat much stuff do dey kno abt it?!! a totally relevent incident happend wen i was in 10th grade...i was in the ground playin bb durin the games period wen sum small kids cam around playin in the same court...they mustve been in 5th grade atmost(*they wer sooo short*)...one of them told another to pass the ball and wen he didnt he screamed, "madarch@#$!!!" I was totally shockd coz my classmates thmsleves wud refrain frm usin it and dis kid was goin on a chain rant of gali!

i jus saw the stupidest guy who owns a car wyl comin back from school....this guy had a lumina ss...to make it look all sporty, he removed the SS symbol off the back and stuck one S each on either sides...to make airvents on the sides he actually made holes on the side usin wat i think is a metal rod!...stuck on the back was a stupid spoiler and had typical plastic rims :P... he sure did screw up the exhaust to make the unwantd crappy revvin sound....wen v passd him on the highway i saw it was sum silly bugger frm our skool....this jus proves tht most of india is filled with stupid wannabes who r jus so horny and uncool...lol

maybe its just becoz its built in their genes and its active for sum guys and inactive for sum...lol

lets jus hope tht india will suck a little less harder in the future...

Rahul "I dont accept the nickname" RK

Day so far

Today school was the same as usual hella{Rahul hope u get this} boring. The only significant thing was Rahul’s conversion to a nerd. Since Tanveer and Kais were already nerds and Benjamin is a fag, the only straight guy in our group besides me was Rahul. Now after his transition I’m the only one to save us from humiliation. Well leaving that, according to this website I found {the following is for Benjamin}, the sexiest person on the planet is Hugh Jackman. Next Rahul, Ben and I {it was my idea} are going to do one particular incident like in “Vantage Point”. It is gonna be from each of our point of views. It was when I publically humiliated myself {and for some reason I felt good}. Expect that later in the day. Rahul's now gonna post
P.S.-Rahul u suck and Asian Kung-Fu Generation hella rocks
-sameed‘weasel/brownie/panda/goldie…’ahmed