Usual dose of weird

To begin with couldn’t think of a title so hope this one is good. On Wednesday, after Shaheen sir’s tuition {*can you see where this is going, I couldn’t at the time*} after like 20 minutes or something my uncle comes and I go towards his car which is on the other side of the road. While I wait to cross the street a taxi comes and stands in front of me {the hell?}. He lowers the window and I lean forward and see the guy driving {I think I’ve seen him somewhere before}
Taxi guy-Kaisa hai thum?
{wait a sec, he’s that taxi douche, the conversation I was dumb enough to blog. shit!!!!}
Me- theek hoon……
Taxi guy-main do time aaya edhar aap ko dhoondney ka liye is time par.
{The fuck!! What the hell is wrong with the guy, I am not gay all right.}
Me-kyun???
Taxi guy-baat karna tha.
{What the hell made you think I enjoyed the last one?}
Me-nai, uncle aagaye to…..
Taxi guy-theekey tum gaaoo…
{The hell is he sad for I mean how is anyone going to enjoy a weird conversation like that…dude stop making yourself feel guilty it’s not your fault he’s the assface here}
Well, moving on we went to after Nancy ma’am’s tuition on Thursday {yesterday} Leroy and Muqeeth asked if I could drop them home. I sat in the front and they sat in the back. While going back I was talking with my dad about iphone’s 3GS When I heard this,
Leroy-My parents didn’t let me watch DaVinci Code in 9th I had to watch like when I was in 11th, I didn’t tell my parents and I just got the book and started reading it.
Muqeeth-So your parents know you watch?
Leroy- No way I’d be dead. So when did you first watch?
{Wait are they talking about porn back there? My dad is like two inches or so, and you should know when you are vague about something people always relate it to sex first}
Muqeeth In 10th, no wait in 8th grade first.
{8th Shit!!!!!!}
Muqeeth-It was accidently like in field trip this Saad was the and it was zoomed in so couldn’t really know properly
{at least keep your voices down}
Leroy-Well what about now in 11th?
Muqeeth – Now it’s like I watch more you know its natural.
{How????}
Leroy-So what anything happened?
Muqeeth-Nah man
Leroy-Must be impotent or something hehe!!
{Okay my dad took biology in his 12th so he definitely now knows what those dumb assfaced douches are talking about. So quick distract him.} Fortunately there was a car that went by on which someone had played X and 0 on the windshield with paint. Then I started on any topic I could find-getting dsl, dark knight, the gangs in our school, whatever and in the middle I kept hearing parts of their conversation. Leroy said that it was just copulation and now it was getting a bit sick {of course it took you 4 years to realize that!!!!! And then something about Bitto’s Girlfriend {Here I decided not to invade their privacy anymore and left it.} Unfortunately I was out of topics and they were getting louder and here Rahul becomes the savior by calling and bringing silence. I think they realized that more people were in the car besides them. Then Rahul and I talked till we went up to Carrefour {40 minutes, I didn’t realize when we became girls……} When I was taking the escalator, there was this guy in front of me whose jeans were way too tight{I think he brought a female jeans}He keeps one arm around his wife and the other he rubs his back with. On his jeans, in the middle of the 2 back pockets it was written-LIKE THIS. {Where is Benjamin he would have loved this} And when we finally entered the mall I looked from left to right and all ii saw was black black blue black red black black white {The black color is the colour of the abaya and the other colours were random guys. The girls were like mostly in our age group but none of them were good so I started looking at laptops and I found two great Laptops,
Laptop 1-DELL
PRICE-1,00,99 {What?????????/}
1gh, 1mb ram, 120super DVD readers, 100tb ddr2 hard disk, kool backgrounds……..
Laptop2-Toshiba
PRICE-390.00
10gh, 120 GB ram, 1mb hard disk space……..
I know it was a long post but just one last thing in the frozen fish isle {hopefully Rahul Gets this} I saw a parrot fish, Sebin JT asked if there was a connection between catfish and cat same way.
P.S- I did not want to keep the conversation between Leroy and Muqeeth but then again whatever. This post was longer than expected. Finally got Emperor’s New Groove and it was definitely worth the 8 years wait.
-sameed‘weasel/brownie/panda/goldie…’ahmed